The scene: A jail cell in the depths of the base on the dreaded island of Professor Po. The three DFOers being held captive by him are in it. King Hippo is testing his considerable might against the steel bars, frowning in vexation at their unyielding strength. Covalent Blonde
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 36)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 35)
The scene: An island jungle. Covalent Blonde is running through the foliage, carrying Yeah Right piggyback, with King Hippo lumbering behind. King Hippo: Keep running, you guys! They're gettin' closer! Covalent Blonde: We could be going faster, if I didn't have to carry Wounded Knee here. Yeah Right: I
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 34)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 33)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Tourists and passers-by line the street, walking along casually. It's just another quiet afternoon...until the pedestrians begin screaming and scatter in all directions. Seconds later a bright green Prius that has definitely seen better days comes tearing through the intersection, barely missing a vegan hot
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 32)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 31)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 29)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where there is a meeting of the membership under way. Darkest Timeline Zach Morris sits at the head of the table, with the others seated around the table. In attendance are WCS, Beerguyrob, Brocky, JJ Fozz, Ballsofsteelandfury, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Lord Revisisle. Attending via Skype
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)
Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special
The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory. OSZ: I dunno, guys...I'm not seeing anything really fuel-efficient here. Future Moose (checking out a 1977 Chevy van with a wizard painted on the side): This might
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)
The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured a fearsome entity called Cookiethulhu, and it stands looming over her, wrapped in mystic smoke. JJ Fozz: Good...lord... Rikki-Tikki-Deadly (inhaling the smoke): He smells like...freshly-baked oatmeal cookies! Ballsofsteelandfury (also