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Your “Personal Drama Llama” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 25, 2021May 25, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: Your Deshaun/Decrimebeat! update - the discovery process began today. Unfamiliar as I am with Texas civil law, I do know that this begins the process of each side officially investigating the evidence the other party has. Depositions are scheduled to begin in September. It is unclear whether there

Your “Oh God – Anything But Golf” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - April 8, 2021
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NFL Noise: The Bengals are apparently the last team to create a Ring of Honor of some type in their stadium. The first inductees will be Paul Brown & Anthony Munoz. Fans will vote on the next two inductees this season. Knowing the good folks of the Queen City, the

Your “Is This Thing On?” Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - April 1, 2021April 1, 2021
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Actual product, by the way. I salvaged this post from being a double Saturday evening Open Thread. I had it prepped in case Hippo had taken the wrong pills thought I was doing it. Having put minutes into its creation, it seemed a waste to put away the sweet banner pic

Your “It’s All Terrible” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 25, 2021March 25, 2021
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NFL Nuggets: The big news today is about vaccines. Dan Snyder is going to buy out the minority owners of the Football Team. It will likely cost upwards of $875 million. He reportedly has to get a debt waiver from the league, since teams cannot be owned with debt on the

Your “Play In Madness Madness” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 18, 2021March 18, 2021
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The Indianapolis stripper above means it's officially NCAA Tourney time, so let's dispense with the news & get down to the hoopin'! NFL Noise: The NFL announced their new TV deals today. They are with all their current partners, and will run from 2023 through 2033. Among the changes: Amazon Prime

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