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Your **checks notes** “This Isn’t A Bowl Game?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - December 15, 2018December 13, 2018
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Let's get right to it! Welcome, fellow Commentists, to the first NFL Saturday night of the season. And how is the NFL rewarding you for your patronage and fandom? The Cleveland Browns versus the Denver Broncos. Actually, in the previous decade, this game would have been such absolute dogshit most other networks would

Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.

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yeah right - August 7, 2018August 7, 2018
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Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner. One way

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