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Hot diggity damn y’all! It’s premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO!
While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you “Who gives a flying fuck?” To me it means football is right around the corner.
One way to look at the timeline of Hard Knocks is a build up to the actual NFL season itself. The show starts with the arrival to camp, followed by the preseason games, followed by the fucking brutal squad cut downs followed by the season finale. After the season finale it is only a matter of DAYS until the real NFL season starts.
Get some goddamn hype going folks!
Plus this year it’s Cleveland! The Factory is in the house! Tell me this isn’t must-see appointment-only train wreck viewing. Fuck yes!
Of course it will be Baker Mayfield overload. Of course there will be the wide-eyed rookies learning the ropes. Of course there will be a foul mouthed coordinator or coach – usually on the defense. But this time it’s the Browns!
The goddamn jokes write themselves!
How many appearances will Jimmy Haslem make? Two? Three? Or will he stay in his underground bunker until the bright lights are put away? Most of all we get to find out just how in the blue fuck does Hue Jackson still have his job? Is he really that dynamic? Does he still have the drive and influence to turn this sad as fuck, shit awful team into a productive unit? Will he actually show the compromising photos that he has of Jimmy H?
I MUST KNOW!
Let’s all tune in, crack open a cold one and grab a goddamn snack!
This shit is going to be…
I have no idea but I do know. I WILL WATCH THIS DISASTER UNFOLD!
I demand a montage!
Get after it folks!