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Beerguyrob - June 1, 2020June 1, 2020
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NFL News: Most of it today surrounds the reactions to what happened in Minneapolis, as well as the systemic racism inherent in most justice systems. (Before anyone goes off on me as a Canadian trying to sound superior, I remind you that I didn't say just the US system. Canada has

Hope Clicks Eternal – the New York Giants

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Beerguyrob - September 21, 2017September 21, 2017
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So, it's the start of Week-3 in the N. F. L. The articles are already starting to come out of the journalismism factories and fans who aren't from Cleveland are already starting to realize they may have backed the wrong pony this year. There is a list of impressive candidates for analysis

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Beerguyrob - July 29, 2017July 29, 2017
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  So, my wife is away on a business trip this weekend. Normally, in the past this would have meant hitting the town with the boys & kicking up a fuss, then crawling out of the cab about 2:00AM & seeing what kind of mess the dogs made. But the sad part about

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