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“Between ‘Farewell’ and ‘Goodbye’ Is ‘Get Lost!'” – Beerguyrob’s Last Regular Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 29, 2021July 29, 2021
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NFL News: The big news is Aaron Rodgers putting it all out there at his first press conference yesterday. He turned ten minutes into 30 by talking about How if they were going to build a winning team around him, maybe ask him what his preferences would be, Guys who

Your “Going Out For Cigarettes” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 25, 2021July 25, 2021
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Today begins my countdown to the end of my full-time status here at [DFO]. General stupidity plus changes at work mean I cannot be counted on to do the minimum I was responsible for going forward. The union gig was always going to take up a significant amount of time, but

Your “Later Gators!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - November 24, 2020November 24, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: I'm just going to let the headline do the talking: Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in

Your “Always Be A Good Sport” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - September 8, 2020September 8, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: It's after the holiday, so let's see who got paid today: Kareem Hunt, who got a two-year, $13.25 million extension from the Browns. Given his $3.25 million salary for this year, it works out to a $6.625 million cap hit each year. DeAndre Hopkins got a two-year extension

Your “Different Belly Rubs Brings Different Scrutiny” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - June 30, 2020June 30, 2020
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NFL Nuggets: Apparently they are still looking into the Robert Kraft case, as the Florida Appeals Court had a hearing today about the constitutionality of the search warrants.  Deputy Solicitor General Jeffrey DeSousa pleaded his case today that the lower court rulings should be thrown out and the recording

Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - January 23, 2020January 23, 2020
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NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

Your “Sayonara Suckers” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 28, 2019July 28, 2019
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Well, this is my last post for a bit, as I have hit my #content quota for the year, so the powers that be have ceased forcing my production, and thus I will be "intermittent" for the next three weeks. Next week, I will be visiting the (checks thesaurus) "Beautiful" state of

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