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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

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Senor Weaselo - October 15, 2025October 15, 2025
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I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely. I’d put the requisite 60 seconds on the clock, At/After Midnight style but like getting a two-hopper hit right to you in a baseball camp game

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KSK Kommenters is proud to introduce our newest contributor:  The Sports Guy, Bill Simmons! SPORTS GUY: Glad to be here, Zach.  And a pleasure to meet you after all of these years watching you.  I remember the first time I watched Saved By the Bell.  It really reminded me of the

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