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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 14, 2024May 14, 2024

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We're going camping this weekend. I hate camping. My ancestors camped for 40 fucking years in the desert because they were complaining dickholes who reverted to idolotry at the drop of a hat. Camping was punishment, and the intervening 3000 years of Jewish history have been a relatively steady march away from

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - May 7, 2024May 7, 2024

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Whelp, it finally happened. This ragtag website, "run" by a bunch of idiots, shitheads, ne'erdowells, reprobates and overall dumbasses,  has  reached 10,000 posts. And I just want to say, on behalf of those behind the scenes, who put their heart, soul, time and money into this crazy little online clubhouse: What an

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 30, 2024April 30, 2024

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So that was something, huh? To get 27 picks into the NFL Draft and then have the entire city of Detroit fall into a gaping chasm in the Earth's crust, a la the very fine text game Fallen London? I feel for all those trapped in their new underground catacomb,

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 25, 2024April 25, 2024

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So here we are. Clock is ticking. Mistakes will be made, both happy accidents and career-ending missteps. Christmas Morning for our deviant kind. Ho ho ho, bitches. As predicted, whole lotta bullshit spewing from all quarters. Also as predicted, I am not immune to the Draft Brain Slugs that infect the media

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 23, 2024April 23, 2024

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Ah Spring. When the grass begins growing, the basketball and hockey playoffs still feel fresh, and the pollen counts are so high that even Josh Gordon thinks maybe them plants should take it down a notch. It's also the time for my annual Book Binge. Being an antisocial nerdlinger, I read

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 16, 2024April 16, 2024

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Anything that gets the adrenaline moving like a 440 volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins free of cholesterol... -Hunter S. Thompson I miss poker. Haven't played since DFOCon 23, through lack of time and spare energy. Everyone has their own grand philosophical take on

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - April 9, 2024April 9, 2024

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So that was a week, huh? We laughed, we cried, we pondered what we had done wrong in life to merit the mental picture of Mark Davis shitting in a pot of soup. This part of the draft is even harder to predict, because: 1. Each guess is based on the guesses