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Beerguyrob - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017
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NFL News: One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all charges dropped by Virginia police. The cops original warrant was based on comparing the DMV photo of Whitehead to the guy they had in custody, later

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Beerguyrob - May 15, 2017May 15, 2017
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NFL News: Eddie Lacy met his first Seahawks weight target Monday, coming in at 253 pounds, well under the 255 pounds he was required to be by this date in order to receive a salary bonus of $55,000. By July 1, his next goal is 250 pounds. August will bring the

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Beerguyrob - January 26, 2017January 26, 2017
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NFL News: Take it as you will, but the League reports concussions were down from 2015. According to ESPN, there were 244 reported concussions during practices and games in the preseason and regular season, down from 275 in 2015. But the number is still higher than it was in 2014

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