Tag: pardon me I have nothing to say

Saturday Void Voidness Open Thread

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This week was just so very...very. It snowed here, I finally got my dishwasher replaced (fuck me, does going 2 weeks without a dishwasher reveal just how soft I am, even by WASP standards), did my annual "justify your existence" review, etc. And today...fuck shit to look forward to.  At least with

Placeholder Saturday Thread

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What's new in the world, one might ask.  Not fuck shit, one might answer. Appreciate this last weekend of both (i) full FITBAW schedule; and (ii) liberal democracy.  Hey, there's a better than 50/50 shot prong (i) will at least come around again.  Depends on when the shooting wars start, I reckon. Presumably,

Diet Lesser Footy Weekend

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No, this is not a #HippoLyf reference, I am still a fat fuck who will remain such. Just...not much in the way of viewing.  Our Kraut pals at Treyverkeusen look to wrap up their "Invincibles" status in the Bundesliga, home against Augsburg (9:30, ESPN+).  Nothing else matters there, to my knowledge. After

Pre-Owl Footy Thread

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I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here.  I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The only excuse for Arsenal's frequent use of their banana kit?  If it had "Bluth's Original" as the shirt sponsor.

Monday Morning One-Off Mock Draft

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Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning?  Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is "Favourite TV series (including mini-series but NOT moviefilms) theme music/song."  Wait 30 minutes or 5 picks before you go