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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 15: Victorian Death Photography

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The Maestro - December 3, 2020December 1, 2020
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Despite controlling one-third of the world's landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to wonder if the English are even civilized in the first place. As Indian historian and MP Dr. Shashi Tharoor stated in a 2015 speech at Oxford

Quick Field Notes From Seattle

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 3, 2016June 3, 2016
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The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area.  Yes, we had a lovely time, thank you for asking. The featured image is a view of the city (and Mt. Rainier) from Kerry Park, and I'm open to compliments on my photography. Here's

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The Maestro - January 29, 2016January 29, 2016
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Because I am an idiot, I am planning on watching the Pro Bowl this weekend. Let's see: teams captained by... Devonta Freeman and Geno Atkins? And OBJ... and Aaron Donald? That's star power right there, folks. Can't wait to see John Kuhn and Latavius Murray catch a two-yard slant for a

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