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Your “Sands Through The Hourglass” Sunday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - March 3, 2019March 2, 2019
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I realize it's pedantic, but I'm not fond of my workplace switch from four- to five days per week. I got really comfortable having those Fridays off. It's not that the six total hours of commitment is egregious, it's just that it interrupts the relaxation of the day. I miss

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Perfecting Flatbread – Part 1. The Basics.

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yeah right - March 3, 2019March 2, 2019
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Good morning everyone! I've got a regular goddamn ding-dang doozy of a recipe for you. I shit you negative! In all honesty it feels like my entire existence has been a precursor just for this moment. I was born solely to bring this into your life. It is my raison d'être. This fucker is

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