Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 88)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - July 21, 2017July 21, 2017

The scene: The Godverse! Bruce the Shark-Headed God has kindly retrieved Man in Plaid #2's head from his swimming pool, and is currently drying him off. JJ Fozz is sitting by the pool, dangling his feet in the water and sipping from a frosty mug while Horatio Cornblower checks on

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 76)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 7, 2017April 7, 2017

The scene: The Castle of Death in Chihuahua, Mexico, where the DFOers have been fighting all sorts of... Look, I'm not gonna explain it all here. This is a big episode, and if you haven't been keeping up, all the chapters are here on DFO. Go ahead & catch up, and

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 72)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 10, 2017March 9, 2017

The scene: The In-N-Out across from the DFO clubhouse. PK is backing out of the store quickly, laden down with packages of cookies, potato chips, corn chips, doughnuts, several jars of frosting, a package of beef jerky, a small baked ham and a can of whip cream. PK (yelling back

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 70)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - February 24, 2017February 23, 2017

The scene: The DFO clubhouse. It's deserted, aside from Unsurprised, PK and Future Clone Debbie Harry, who are all inside. Future Clone Debbie Harry: Unacceptable! This is totally unacceptable! I come back here to take my revenge, and everyone is gone? PK: Maybe they went out for some doughnuts. You know, I

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 64)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 13, 2017January 12, 2017

The scene: The open road, just a ways from the Door Flies Open clubhouse, purt near the edge of town and a stone's throw away from the highway. Future Clone Debbie Harry is striding down the road towards the clubhouse while PK, carrying three car batteries, struggles to keep up.

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 61)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 23, 2016December 22, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where the Moosemas party is in full swing. The music is loud, the Moosemas Brew is flowing freely, and the DFOers are partying hard. DTZM (at the bar): Hey, this is great! I'm glad everyone is getting a chance to unwind. WCS (also at the bar):

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 25, 2016November 24, 2016

The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and WCS, while Yeah Right, Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly play video games on the big screen TV. Yeah Right:

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 18, 2016November 17, 2016

The scene: Future Moose's opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry. Future Clone Lynda Carter is sitting on the bed, swinging a pillow and giggling. Future Moose: So you're sure the Man in Plaid is deactivated, Balls? Balls...?

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 55)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - November 11, 2016November 10, 2016

The scene: 150 million years ago. Early afternoon. Before lunch, but long enough after breakfast that you're getting peckish. You're thinking of those Diggler's Donuts in the break room, and wondering if it's worth the walk past Steve's cubicle to get one. I mean, Steve's an okay guy, but he

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 50)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 7, 2016October 6, 2016

The scene: Future Moose's bedchamber. It's still yuuuge. And Future Clone Debbie Harry is still pillow-fighting Future Clone Lynda Carter in a seemingly endless replay. Future Moose himself is searching the room, looking behind dressers and curtains. Future Clone Debbie Harry (hitting Future Clone Lynda Carter with a pillow): Tee-hee! Future Moose

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 49)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - September 30, 2016September 27, 2016

The scene: Wally's World of Waffles, where Future Clone Debbie Harry and PK are finishing off a 36-inch waffle. Granted, most of the ingestion was on PK's side of the table. And there are two empty syrup jars in front of him. And a few empty plates that once had

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - April 29, 2016April 29, 2016

The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky (honking his horn): Come on...come on... Radio Announcer: And we're only minutes away from the first pick of day 2! Brocky: Aw, man! I missed the big shindig