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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 49)
The scene: Wally’s World of Waffles, where Future Clone Debbie Harry and PK are finishing off a 36-inch waffle. Granted, most of the ingestion…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28.5)
The scene: Downtown, in a traffic jam. Brocky is sitting impatiently in his car, listening to the 2016 NFL Draft Day 2 pre-show. Brocky…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Draft Day Special
The scene: A used car lot in Key West, where Future Moose, Old School Zero and Marc Trestmans Windowless Van are perusing the inventory.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 28)
The scene: The creepy basement where the Angry Girl Scout is holding Ballsofsteelandfury, Lord Revisisle, JJ Fozz and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly captive. She has just conjured…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 27)
The scene: A two-lane highway in the desert. Doktor Zymm’s car is pulled over to the side of the road in front of a…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 3)
The scene: Poolside at the motel in Key West, one week later. Old School Zero is in a recliner near the pool while Marc…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 2)
The scene: Spring Break in Key West, Florida! Old School Zero and Future Moose are checking out their motel room when the door flies…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere Spring Break Special (Part 1)
The scene: Key West, Florida. Guys in swimsuits and gals in bikinis line the streets while Future Moose and Old School Zero drive down…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 26)
The scene: The basement of the creepy house where the Angry Girl Scout dwells. JJ Fozz, Lord Revisile, Rikki-Tikki-Deadly and Ballsofsteelandfury are chained to…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 25)
The scene: The highway to Las Vegas. Doktor Zymm is driving and Moosemas Gorilla is taking up the backseat, Horatio on his shoulder. Otto’s…