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Eventfulness, Please – Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Saludos amiguis. I hope this post finds you pantsless and within the range from Relaxed to Comatose. OR, better yet: if you have a…
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DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101
Good afternoon students, I’m your professor – Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular…
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Your “WOO-HOO! CANADIAN SPRING BREAK!” Saturday Night Open Thread
Ten days off! Let’s get this party started!! I’m also 48 years-old. This feels aboot the right speed. St. Patrick’s Day: Being only 6…
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Your “Try Not To Kill ALL Of Your Family” Thanksgiving-Eve Wednesday Night Open Thread
NFL News: No doubt in response to DFO’s expert analysis, Packers president Mark Murphy said Wednesday he’s not firing anybody. His answer takes a…