Request Line: Takin’ the Kommentariat to the Zoo

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities remain trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is about to reverse the polarity on the power source to a contraption of wires and lenses as JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C looks on, but the other robots

Request Line: Significant Figures

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY… DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS… JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this

Request Line: Honorifics

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Tributes

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY... DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.  DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN'T THIS... JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C:

Request Line: Songs You Hate by Artists You Love

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at his desk, staring off into space.  Behind him we see the air begin to shimmer, and eventually it resolves into a two-dimensional portal through which we can see... DJ 3000: HEY! PRODUCER: [startled, turns around] What the hell? Oh! Wow! You're back! DJ 3000: I

Request Line: Songs You Love by Artists You Hate

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, holding his head in his hands. A muffled noise is heard and the PRODUCER pulls a device out of his pocket. CELLPHONE RINGTONE: [Andy Samberg's voice taken as a sample from the Lonely Island Song "I Threw it on the Ground"]...HOLLYWOOD

Request Line: Sports! (and March Madness open thread)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The recording studio is calm and quiet.  The PRODUCER is sitting at his desk, leaning back in his chair with his feet up, watching college basketball on a computer monitor.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall.  The PRODUCER claps his hands as he reacts

Request Line: Dirt

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY It's early morning, and the recording studio is silent.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, still trapped inside a time loop of his own creation.  The studio door opens and the PRODUCER steps inside, whistling a cheerful tune.  He flicks on the studio lights

Request Line: Songs of the South

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, with an “Order Out of” sign hanging from his main console.   — [DOOR FLIES OPEN] — PRODUCER: Oh, FUCK! The PRODUCER leaps out of his chair

Request Line: The Shining

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  DJ 3000 remains pushed up against the wall, with an "Out of Order" sign hanging from his main console.   --- [door flies open] --- DANIEL JONES enters the room with a rapturous expression

Request Line: Movie Theme Songs

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the sound board, cheerfully adjusting the various knobs and sliders.  Inside the studio a former NFL start sits patiently waiting for the show to begin. PRODUCER: [smiles to himself] Man, it is great to be back.  [punches talkback button] Okay, we're all

Special Edition Request Line: Hope

EXT. OUTDOOR PLAZA IN RIGA, LATVIA - DAY The PRODUCER is bundled up in a heavy coat, gloves, and a faux-fur trapper's hat.  He feels his cellphone buzz, pulls it out of his coat pocket, and looks at the screen. PRODUCER: Location services...? PRODUCER: Wait, there's a DJ 3000 app? I don't remember