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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 23, 2025December 23, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. Still somehow in the LDB challenge, as of writing

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 16, 2025December 16, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA USING

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 9, 2025December 8, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is: Somehow still in the

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - December 2, 2025December 1, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. Somehow got through the weekend without hearing either LDB

Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2025

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 28, 2025November 27, 2025
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Hey all, as some of you know, we do the "Little Drummer Boy" challenge each year.  It's really simple, if you hear the "Little Drummer Boy" song between Black Friday (Nov 28 at 12:01 AM in whatever time zone your in) and Christmas Eve ( Dec 24 at 12:01 AM)

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 25, 2025November 24, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Don't run with scissors

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 18, 2025November 17, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:Still no new quotes

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 11, 2025November 10, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:GTD needs to get

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 4, 2025November 3, 2025
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:To be determined [in

2025 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

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blaxabbath - October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
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The people in my office are respective Bills and Lions fans. They both seem to be happy about how their season is going. So that's good. I wonder what it must be like a manage a dude who, for example, is just all into the Miami Dolphins? Cubicle all decked

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