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Chargers at the Bye: A [DFO] Roundtable

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Old School Zero - November 23, 2016November 23, 2016
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OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during the Dolphins game and our secondary get burned by Ryan Tannehill... well, my optimism for the rest of the season is, shall we say, waning. My

A Perfectly Cromulent San Diego Chargers 2016 Season Preview

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Old School Zero - August 17, 2016August 16, 2016
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(This preview has been brought to you by Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, Old School Zero, and sunrisesunrise) Keenan Allen: Damn. This shit again. Brandon Flowers: Yeah, tell me about it. Hell, I don’t even think Rivers has healed up from last season yet! Philip Rivers: [Limps in on crutches, most of

The San Diego Bye Week Report: A Fantastic Journey (To Last Place/Angeles)

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Old School Zero - November 19, 2015November 19, 2015
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[Deep within a hospital, a patient lies prone, still, and hooked up to many medical devices and machines that whirr, beep, and occasionally print out some esoteric bit of information to be collated later. There are no flowers, no evidence of visitors. A doctor stumbles into the room.] Dr. David Chao:

Kommenter Beer Table: America’s Ale

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makeitsnowondem - October 17, 2015October 17, 2015
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I think the first time I had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, I was in Wrigleyville. That was, anyway, the first time I had more than one Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. I wasn't new to good beer at the time; I was just back from a semester in Europe and keen

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