Well, fellow drunkards and pill enthusiasts...the day of reckoning is upon us. Two relatively "white hat" teams face off for the Lombardi, and it's the two teams I previewed way back in the dog days of summer. At the time, I predicted my Donks would make it to
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Super Bowl Shocker: The Unedited Footage Planned Parenthood Doesn’t Want You To See
Hey everyone. I'm David Daleiden, you may remember me from the video that blew the lid off the illegal aborted baby parts black market operation being run out of the Houston Planned Parenthood. Today I'm undercover at what we believe to be a large and hitherto unknown Planned Parenthood facility that's home to
Why I’m Taking the Big Junior Broncos to Cover
Disgraced Friday Night Tykes reality star and former TYFA Junior Broncos coach-turned-motivational speaker, Coach Charles Chavarria stands at the front of the Denver Broncos first Super Bowl film study session as they prepare to play the Carolina Panthers. Booked for two hours, Chavarria's voice is growing horse when, at the
The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L
Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I'm sure you'll agree that his "Takes" are very, very unique. Personally, I admire your “open-door” policy on diverse opinions. Might I suggest that you transcribe the screed as-is? Mr. Kaczynski is very particular about edits and suggestions.