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Bouncing Forward – A Preseason Sunday Open Etc. Etc.

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Don T - August 3, 2025August 3, 2025
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The end of the 2025 offseason fills my soul with a freshness like... Like a rotating desk fan would, blowing air in my soul’s face NOW then no. No no NOW no no etc. etc. I mean, it’s great that training camps are open, for sure. But when news about

Pads are thumping and beers are cracking Tuesday evening open thread

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yeah right - July 24, 2018July 24, 2018
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Evening folks! Hope everyone is having a lovely Tuesday. How's the weather out there? Today's forecast high for the greater Phoenix Metro area was? 116 degrees. One Hundred Sixteen Fucking degrees! Downtown LA was in the 90's and there is an extended excessive heat warning for the next 48 hours. Here on the Coast it's been

Your “IT’S HERE IT’S HERE!!!” Training Camp Monday Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - July 25, 2016July 25, 2016
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Depending on the team, today marks the opening of training camps for the 2016 season. Here are all teams' official dates. that's not dew on your windshield in the morning, that's tears of joy from the football gods. But before we can benefit from their mercy at the end of

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