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Balls and tWBS: At The Movies V

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theeWeeBabySeamus - January 16, 2018January 15, 2018
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tWBS:  So here we are again.  It's gonna be tough to top last time, ya know. Balls:  Shut the fuck up, Donny!!! tWBS:  You really like saying that, huh? Balls:  Hehehehe....yes. tWBS:  OK, so what should we do this time? Balls:  Duh.... tWBS:  Shit. Balls:  What? tWBS:  It's just been a while since I've seen that one.  And

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies IV

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theeWeeBabySeamus - January 4, 2018January 4, 2018
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tWBS:  So, do you think the DFOers are getting tired of this quasi movie review thingy we're trying to force upon them yet? Balls:  Probably.  But do we care? tWBS:  A little I guess.  I just don't want them to end up... Balls:  SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!!!! tWBS:  Well that wasn't very nice. Balls: 

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies III

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theeWeeBabySeamus - December 28, 2017December 28, 2017
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BallsofSteelandFury:  We're back! Some of you may say,  "Like herpes!" and you're only partially correct. This time,  we are tackling a film that,  truthfully,  should have won an Oscar.  Nay,  a Nobel. TWBS: Aren't you overselling it? Balls: No,  shut up. TWBS: Aren't you worried we're going to lose them? Balls: This is our third

Balls and tWBS: At The Movies II

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theeWeeBabySeamus - December 21, 2017December 21, 2017
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  tWBS:  OK, so the last time we did this, for Men at Work , we had a short-lived disagreement about who was Carl and who was James.  Remember? balls:  How could I not?  But we ended up agreeing that you're more of the troublemaker if I recall? tWBS:  OK, let's not rehash

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theeWeeBabySeamus - November 11, 2017November 9, 2017
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Citizen Kane Casablanca Gone With The Wind Lawrence of Arabia Schindler's List These are just a few of the movies celebrated as being the best of all time and which I haven't watched. This is Balls, btw. tWBS is more cultured than me and may have seen some of these. tWBS:  I've actually seen Citizen Kane 

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