Roger Goodell has determined that his randomly chosen punishment for Tom Brady was just and fair, so it’s time to talk lawsuit! We’re trying the “chat” format (thanks, Covalent) here, so everybody, do your worst.
Lord Roger Upholds Randomly Assigned Suspension
Now that the “destroyed phone” bit has come to light, the right question becomes “how did this whiny bitch not get the indefinite or at least full season suspension he deserved?” Integrity of the league and all that. This isn’t supposed to be the WWF, brother.
I wasn’t asking, but the ghost of his son was.
And this was a reply to DTZM’s dick for the Dunge komment. Fucking new system. Great googily moogily.
Heh – I murdered the new system. I’m just going to have to build one that works myself.
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-50255-god-damn-you-all-to-hell-gif-I-rH9G.gif
I believe…. lemme check….. yup, it moved!
Btw, that was supposed to be in reply to yeah right.
http://media.makeameme.org/created/Uranus-spotted-increases.jpg
ain’t care what happens when Darkest Timeline Zach Morris calls the Gendarmes.
It looks the same on my phone, but it’s totally different on my computer. Also, my golden butt shows up on the phone, but not the computer.
Sad Butt.
Good catch – I’ll make sure that the mobile version matches. It may still be catching up – it’s trying to import all 10 gazillion comments.
Why are my comments awaiting moderation? Who am I, Sill?
For what it's worth, in my mind I always see you as a golden butt
Awww, so sweet!
That Tony Dungy pic is the absolute best!
The BEST, Jerry, the BEST!
What's happening? Things are happening!
I'm an advertising bot
Sure, I've been here a day, but it's different, and you know how I fell about different things!
DOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whoa. Trippy.
I wish I could remember where I posted the picture of a dick (read: Florio) in his mouth
Woo! Bare minimum of an acceptable punishment upheld (when you consider the cheating almost certainly is what got them a Super Bowl trophy).
No cheating = likely loss to Ratbirds.
No lying about the cheating = suspension for the SB.
Still think it should have been a full season because FACK YOU, BRADY and Massholes everywhere.
You may ask, “Why the pic of the Dunge with a giant dong heading into his mouth?” To that, I reply, “Why the hell not?”
OWAH G.O.A.T. QUARTAHBACK HAS BEEN SUCKAPUNCHED BY A TYHRANT! RED, WHITE AND BLUE SAWX NATION WILL NAWT STAND FOR THIS!
/Dips
WE AHHH CURSED! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
So what’s this chat format thing, anyway?
I’d hoped that it would give us a liveblog kind of post, but it did not.
This ought to be fun. What are the odds Brady doesn’t sue and decides “to put this whole thing behind him”?
/also, chat seems to be the exact same interface. Innovative!
First Goodell gets all in a huff because Brady won’t show him what’s in his cell phone.
Next Goodell and Brady end up in an elevator together, I bet.
It’s a vicious cycle, when all Roger wanted from Tom was some viscous cycles.
If Brady knocks Goodell the fuck out in that elevator, my opinion of Brady would skyrocket.