After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin’s recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation…
Houston takes on New Orleans at 4 p.m. EST today, followed by Arizona at Oakland at 8 p.m. EST. Enjoy the limited action today, folks!
I cringe when Cris says “ooze”.
This kid is just moist with talent!
SUPPURATING
“A whole nother” is not a phrase that exists or makes sense.
Earlier he called the first quarter a “stanza”. Leave the old man alone.
It is NBC, so…
It was actually one of the bros on the FanDuel ad..
FG
http://41.media.tumblr.com/97d44077ed1c4b0fb5fd131041bad7c4/tumblr_ntcthw7mb01upvh0uo1_500.jpg
And Liverpool signs both of these kickers
Are they saying that kickers are like racehorses and we can make glue out of them when they suck?
And on the flipside, if they’re really good, do they go out to stud when they retire?
Seabass would make a metric fuckton of glue.
I don’t think anyone is interested in his semen voluntarily, if history is any guide.
Great. Palmer’s dead.
Laura or David?
Again? Maybe Tebow can lay on hands.
HE WAS JUST CHECKING FOR FORESKIN!!!
Snow jinxed him!
Needs Wilson Juice.
Carson Palmer does realize they only need 10 yards for a new set of downs, right?
I think that will be a PED suspension.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/05f90a0c7aa4befc2881385c8a978eaa/tumblr_ntk61p7qyA1s01qkyo2_400.gif
6-0 NFL ACTION!
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It would look so much more awesome if they let him coach in the Kangol.
Is it just me, or is it creepy when the headshots on the bottom bar blink?
My wife pointed out that it’s just like the trading cards in Harry Potter.
Kansas? Bleeding.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9ac8a38df7cb5ac3c1fc0d18c6f62581/tumblr_nsu5xlCOn71s7km96o2_400.gif
So, Trump thinks that Kansas is Megyn Kelly?
Carson Palmer might be a highlander
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What’s this clear shit they apply before the nail polish? I’d ask the chinaman lady but we don’t communicate well.
Think of it as primer.
Primer. Just like paint, smooths out the surface.
Wish their silver was cooler. Coulda gotten silver and black for $5 more.
The Raider special?
You can get nail polish pens, get one in black and draw the letter R!
I ended up with fluorescent orange. It was the manliest option available.
Hunter safety is important
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‘Sup, guys and gal(s)?
yo
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Don’t give my wife ideas.
Too late. As you can clearly see, that’s natural instinct.
At first I thought that was a riding mower.
What makes the something something Subway sandwich the best on Earth?
Ignorance.
Or intoxication
Lack of a tongue.
The sexy 12-year old sharing it with you!
That’s delightfully evil. Well done.
Dammit NBC…now I’m gonna have “Cars” stuck in my head all damn night.
I’m going to take that as a sign from the universe that it’s time for me to start drinking.
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http://i.imgur.com/j0mCRcU.gif
FG
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f5bc10d57eb2090cc0e9e5ecc356c5e7/tumblr_ntctjjNkgY1upvh0uo1_1280.jpg
That can’t possibly be real.
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Which one of those is Ape talking to Uproxx?
I thought it was the same one with a backed up toilet.
Nice kick from 3rd base
Is the Honey Badger any good?
Asking because I genuinely don’t know.
Actually yes, somehow. Like, Bob Sanders Lite?
“Writhing in Pain: The 2003 – present Oakland Raiders”
http://38.media.tumblr.com/492011c59a8f52172ff29773588d7fbc/tumblr_nsmf6lH6r61upjq25o1_400.gif
FUCK. Streater hurt again?
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lww7r5Nak31qc0187o1_1280.jpg
I’m not sure we need to see that much of JDR’s man boobs, Raider wardrobe department.
A Carr shows situational awareness?
A Carr shows situational awareness.
surprised me as much as you
They could at least spray paint the dirt bits green like they do at Soldier Field, or Fedex
I would prefer it if they covered the dirt with a slip-n-slide.
In Oakland? In this drought?
More likely, they’ll use baby oil
I wonder what Al Davis’s decaying corpse is up to.
“Tales from the Crypt” Halloween specials
Hangin’ out with Bernie?
He’s got a bit role in Fear The Walking Dead
Wanting ice water.
Raiders working on their clock management game
hey guys
Oh, hey Si….
[gets tackled by Cardinals defense for 2 yard loss]
http://i.imgur.com/58Wv0Xz.gifv
I know Arizona’s defense is good, but 3 x 3 and out ain’t gonna cut it, Raiders.
I wish a Raiders fan would stab Cris.
Collinsworth or Angel?
Both, of course.
Unless you use xor the answer is always “yes”
Rikki, you know what to do.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/a36658fb8603f23169eccce40e1c992b/tumblr_ni348fBjGK1rsxqqio1_500.gif
Wouldn’t it be great of Brady were eaten by a bear and we could all just move on? Or if the mediator hired a bear, and Goodell got eaten too?
Also, the bear should wear a bow tie.
Decorum is important in a dispute resolution setting.
Yeah, okay, I’ll watch Heroes again.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/03d497c77a8310a03929104772a1be23/tumblr_nsz0iqytZs1sjcqg0o1_540.jpg
Anyone here played the new Madden? I stopped buying the games, but people are saying this year is much improved.
I bought the one that came with a free year of Direct ticket, then gave it away after using the code….that probably doesn’t count.
I wanted to, but once again EA flips the bird at PC gamers.
more like catanzeropoints amirite??
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http://i.imgur.com/OEAleHE.gifv
Re the bear cage commercial, I kinda of want to see the bear mauo someone.
If I saw a bear, first thing id do is take off my fluorescent vest. Then I’d call that dentist who killed Cecil.
I’m glad you didn’t say “bear mayo” cause that sounds gross.
Maul
I would gladly pay extra for a channel with nothing but wild animals mauling humanity.
I’m just really glad Carson Palmer isn’t dead.
What happened!?
Oh, his knee injury last year. I was being hyperbolic, but I’m happy to see him playing again.
Carson Palmer got sacked by a psychosomatic ghost.
Just wait a while…
For Zymm. I can do better but this is what I found before I went for a cig
I dig it. Nice shoulders + tattoos > nice shoulders.
Does this float your boat?
I swear I’ve never heard of the shoulder thing…
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pxo6CY22HZI/maxresdefault.jpg
Lookin good.
Eh, it’s not really a thing. It’s no where near the level of a fetish. Nice shoulders are just….very attractive. Maybe it’s cause I’m short and that’s often at eye level for me?
I like the lady shoulders. So it’s definitely a thing, just not a thing that’s super universal, maybe.
So side note, I am a fan of you liking shoulders. I have nice ones. No one likes giant hockey player legs that can lift a car as a thing. Gives me faith I can trick someone into liking me
When I think “unattractive” and “hockey” I don’t think legs, I think mullet.
When we pulled up, the game was on the car radio and it was the opening series where del rio was making a challenge. The gf asked who he was so I explained the axe incident to her. I don’t think she’ll ever be a raiders fan.
HEY EVERYBODY BLINDSPOT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT BLINDSPOT IT’S COMING SOON BLINDSPOT TATTOOS BLINDSPOT NAKED LADY BLINDSPOT ONLY ON NBC BLINDSPOT BLINDSPOT BLINDSPOT
I didn’t even realize it existed. No idea how I missed Blindspot.
I nominate this guy as “Raiders Cat”
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/funny-wet-cats-2.jpg?w=560&h=372
I can’t wait for the Lisa Kudrow song about him.
“Raider cat, Raider cat, why can’t you win a game?”
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First time on [DFO] mobile. My favorite team vs the team I root for playing SNF and I’m with the gf getting pedicures. This place has no tv and, worst of all, no opalagies!!
Weird. Nail places usually have lots of TVs. They only play Sex in the City, but they are TVs.
Not here. Can I upload pics to comments? You can see 32 years worth of callus build up in action.
Yes you can. You probably shouldn’t, but you can.
So, do they just pick the teams that aren’t nationally broadcast that often for the feature preseason games, so that way, when they complain they don’t get prime time coverage the NFL can say, “What, we totally aired you on FOX in August!”
I think that’s quite plausible.
It’s about respect.
I’ve adapted to my giant wall TV really quickly. How am I going to watch games on tiny bar TVs? I should get some opera glasses.
I assume this dog belongs to one of us Commentists :
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/bad-dog-notes-271.jpg?w=560&h=677
It’s good to see some people are still teaching their dogs right from wrong.
I think I’ve only worn pants for a total of 4 hours this weekend, starting from when I arrived home on Friday.
That’s commendable, but really the pants should come off the moment you get home. It’s the only way.
I played tennis and went to yoga this morning. That accounts for my 4 hours of pants. I was at a flat 0 until then. I’m still pretty happy with my pantsless ratio this weekend.
Yoga pants technically don’t count. I’m sure every male in your general vicinity would agree.