DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

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While some of us are seeing the sights of other exciting countries and running into French Jay Cutler, the rest of us here in the US should hopefully be well into what will eventually become a three-day Labor Day hangover.  Which also hopefully means

 

So let’s stay up tonight, get happy, and tell campfire stories.  To start things off, here is some late night Sexy Friday goodness.  Tonight’s theme: Lingerie!

King Hippo will be along later with the JV football open thread…

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ballsofsteelandfury
Balls somehow lost his bio and didn't realize it. He's now scrambling to write something clever and failing. He likes butts, boobs, most things that start with the letter B, and writing in the Second Person. Geelong, Toluca, Barcelona, and Steelers, in that order.
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ballsofsteelandfury

Not sure why, but I feel like having a glass of milk.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The classic HOLYFUCKINGSHITGODDAMNSONOFABITCHboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/870f4926263f291c7586944b9bce475d/tumblr_ntc0r9V9CR1qz6hoco1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Lips + boob?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can’t stop looking from one to the other……..

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s true. She’s mesmerizing.

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ballsofsteelandfury

She is quite lovely

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think she likes me.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3cb7890f10fed01822613feae944faee/tumblr_nd12e8FVcs1qzcv7no1_400.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GODDAMNITINTHEWAYboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/96500785e0daf539466d8a1f04b06685/tumblr_ntg4yiG8Oe1qai2nao1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Candice Swanepoel underboob.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4303e8707d88bdc71958ddac053c5380/tumblr_npfm2n14ko1s8rlzuo2_r1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Leafbra

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of my favorite things porn.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4db7f282a591ec5028940c41eb5cb5bf/tumblr_ntt3roMhuY1undh1wo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I too enjoy safety. Great lock on that floor!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Tripping hazard and I don’t mean one hit too many.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let’s go.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m03rljPxbL1rqantyo1_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Possible crazyboob.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/8062d570c5894c2ee157df51fa645c58/tumblr_nob8poKWI81sd2ieco1_540.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Very likely. Also very likely worth it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Sit.” Boob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/3cfcaa6ff2f417b7fc68fadd6f793e27/tumblr_nt684qiy8F1t7i3g5o1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I was thinking “Drool boob”

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WCS

So, who’s joining me to watch the West By God Virginia Mountaineers skullfuck the Georgia Southern Somethingorothers later today (we’re on East Coast time, the only time that matters)?

/seriously, though, WVU should win, but GSU scares me as an opening-game opponent
//GSU beat Florida last year, in The Swamp
///Earth will be consumed by the sun as it (the sun) eventually dies

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ballsofsteelandfury

It was Florida, though…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Geelong wins by 40!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Overflowboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/5460079362ca31e4d04249958357d664/tumblr_n0yud5BzS21syynngo1_500.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh, U Dub! Seriously…

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WCS

Just missed it, wide right. Not really the kicker’s fault. UUU/dub’s QB fucked up the potential game-tying drive by getting sacked twice.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, those sacks killed them.

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WCS

You Dubya is going to try for the tying field goal with 21 seconds left. It’s a 46-yard attempt.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFF

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/6676994/600full-vica-kerekes.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://i.imgur.com/bPn7G8G.png

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ad?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s got freckles too….. I like these freckles……

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sideboob also.

http://img.aktualne.centrum.cz/537/91/5379167-vica-kerekes-stock-2013.jpg

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WCS

She’s a ginger, and therefore, has no soul. And, I’m okay with that.

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WCS

Cripes, if You Dub’s offense wasn’t limper than a eunuch’s dick, they would leading this by 17 the way their defense and special teams have been playing this half.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yup!

Their QB is fresh from a HS in Folsom, CA, so you kinda get what you get there…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Way too early for Boise to try to run out the clock

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WCS

She seems like a nice person.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I know this has been post by both Martin and I, but in review of pantless day I’d like to rego:

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/2222/20120816mvn2011d.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That seems like an interesting movie.

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Porky Prime

http://mtvstat.in.com/eb091f2200aa6ace60c7fd82deef0bd8.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s Labor Day Weekend. Go nuts!

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Porky Prime

I’m a mailman with no seniority. Guess what I’m doing tomorrow.

No, before that.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Banging lonely hot housewives?

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Porky Prime

Wife might react slightly.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ooops! Yeah, that might be a slight problem…

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WCS

It’s my birthday, jizzcock. CELEBRATE.

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WCS

You Dub converts the blocked punt into a field goal, and it’s a 16-13 lead for Boise.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That had to be disappointing for Washington. That field position was too good to just get 3.

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WCS

Probably, but, the tide most certainly as shifted direction.

http://funtimeshad.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/McLkD.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

Blocked punt!

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WCS

Huskies block Boise’s punt, will take over inside BSU’s 30. Still 16-10 Broncos. 9:50 to play.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No disrespect to Carl, but……….

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loie08KL2E1qzpw3do1_500.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

And Washington punts…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrsmd1ZicG1qb5g50o1_500.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Laughter armbra.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/47b420eff3e333e6c210ef0063f23940/tumblr_nsmjrdrhnN1rf2h2eo1_500.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hairbra.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/5004dec4b0e96a8ff8e20d1b195cbec6/tumblr_nsvo9qJLpT1rf2h2eo1_500.jpg

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WCS

…and Boise just fumbled. 14:25 left to play, Huskies’ ball on their 32.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6e770b5bc404368ca8434167af44d761/tumblr_nlhxr1vYL91qb5gkjo5_250.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

This should be the DFO Motto/Mantra/Mission Statement

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hey you need a new pair of jea………… forget it.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ea17a50627094a50ce5df79629804dd9/tumblr_nl0qbuOzXs1tdgiamo1_500.jpg

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Porky Prime

That was some good chili though.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Balcony Topboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/724ddd8508bd433e6234e56069d49714/tumblr_n9mi47i7TO1rf2h2eo1_500.jpg

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WCS

Boise State-Washington has suddenly gotten very, very interesting. BSU has dominated this game, and yet, in the last 2:30 or so of game play, the Broncos have seen their 16-0 lead become a 16-10 score.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yes. It seemed like Boise had this game, but they couldn’t pull away. Washington may end up pulling this game out of their asses.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Waverunner for sale $3,000 OBO.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/b96ef18f598b9185a9c708ad3c1a4f20/tumblr_ne2jqkOaHy1sumk4po1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

I may be in the minority (born in Mexico, he he), but I absolutely can’t stand tattoos on feet.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We all have our…. wait, what?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jacket middleboob.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/28d5fe5f82096568fd70430cc30f7904/tumblr_n545375Nu21rifujho1_1280.png

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Porky Prime

Is she Pippa Middleboob’s sister?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Testing a reply.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bowtie armbra.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/627f38805e99f20b0daefe71ed445d73/tumblr_n545375Nu21rifujho2_1280.png

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Porky Prime

Armbra. Not to be confused with armbar.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If I may; this was pretty damn good:
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16396/85807/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The website says “crazy hops” but to me it isn’t overly hopped, while having plenty it is still balanced.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/northwest-crazy-bitch-double-ipa/190796/

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://beerimages.pintley.com/28371/crazy%20bitch_large.png

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not to be confused with
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/68/52855/

Which I also like.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://tastelessnudes.tumblr.com/image/93378058947

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ballsofsteelandfury

Miller High Life?

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Porky Prime

That’s why it’s tasteless.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Here’s what I’d like:

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/candy-crate/horny-bitch-dog-bones-discontinued-8.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve actually had that one and I thought it was pretty good. And IPAs are not really my favorite beers.

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Porky Prime

And one for the ladies.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1036837/athf-carl-air-guitar-o.gif

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Porky Prime

I’ve watched this one ten times and I can’t see a nipple. So BAM.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3198458/rocker-girl-o.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

I can’t see one either. MUST KEEP WATCHING

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Empty room armbra.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d447ab4eaf10072709045d93815a02/tumblr_nbkj9jjI7V1qan1eeo1_1280.jpg

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sweat shirt underboob.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/60a9f8c0f45ed6f2ffa0d3d71c44c41e/tumblr_nien77MTjZ1sxxku2o1_500.jpg

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laserguru

I just read something from TMZ that said this next Sunday Gravy post is going to be the last of the season.

Fans initially stormed the DFO offices and demanded satisfaction but the most theagree that this needs to be continued but real football starts on Thursday.

What’s a working man to do?
AHHGGHH!

Howdy folks!

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ballsofsteelandfury

I think it makes sense in the context that it will get lost amidst the Sunday Night Football open thread. The same is going to happen to my AFL Beat. Luckily, the regular season ends this weekend, so the timing works.

I’m thinking Sunday Gravy could continue but maybe you run it during the week? I don’t know how many recipes you have still to share.

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laserguru

I’ve got recipes. Oh my yes.
I’ve got more recipes than I have Sundays left.
You lucky lucky bastards.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can you write it and hold it until Wednesday?

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laserguru

I can. And it gives you time to shop for the ingredients.

I’m a pragmatist.

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ballsofsteelandfury

BTW, we were supposed to put up an evening thread discussing the NFL news of the day, but the maintenance issues forced that out. To recap quickly:

Eagles traded Barkley to the Cardinals
Fred Jackson signed with Seattle
Montee Ball is rumored to sign with the Cowboys
Tebow has not been cut yet.

Discuss…

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Porky Prime

Matt Barkley was always destined for the Buzzsaw.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s where failed USC QBs named Matt go.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Can you imagine getting beat out by Tebow.

*He did look better in the 4th PS game.

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WCS

As I posted this query at almost the exact moment Balls opened this thread, and, consequently, everyone moved here, I’ll ask again:

Any of you dickshits read “Killing Pablo”? The Colombian drug wars have always been an interest of mine, but, something that’s always been on the back-burner, due to other priorities. Netflix’s “Narcos” has definitely rekindled that fire. The book seems like the logical next step.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I haven’t, but that kind of topic fascinates me. The narrative the US likes to put out there about the drug trade is so far from reality that any well-written book about it automatically captures my interest.

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Horatio Cornblower

Speaking of camp fires we just ended the golf tournament fundraiser with beers around the camp fire.

One dead six-pack of Sculpin IPA and a walk home later and I smell like burning wood and will undoubtedly have a headache tomorrow.

If you’re scoring at home, or if you’re alone, (nyuk, nyuk, nyuck), it turns out I can crush drives for 14 holes before everything goes to hell and my mid-range, short-range and putting disintegrate much, much sooner.

The allure of golf continues to elude me.

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ballsofsteelandfury

14 out of 18 is not bad. I tend to have the mid-round disintegration but then I rally and finish strong.

Not unlike my college drinking career.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Overalls sideboob.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/abc7c7493f4144743286d66dffe80574/tumblr_n32ajkGUkX1t64crao1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh my!

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laserguru

I may have left DNA.

Sorry ’bout that.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is fucking great. I’m surprised it wasn’t Florida.

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WCS

This is our spot now? Cool.

/farts on seat

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://33.media.tumblr.com/55ce3b780e21e4fa302cb8a5ee8592dd/tumblr_nlhxr1vYL91qb5gkjo1_1280.gif

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ballsofsteelandfury

Birthday farts are always better.

There is a reason we do not have white furniture at DFO HQ

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus the dog on the left is dead, leave it alone!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hopefully it is open.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It feels right that the first post of the new era features half naked men and women.

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