You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar with a product that pretends to be great but inevitably breaks down, costs you an arm and a leg, but which you will support because it’s “yours”.
They play the Bills there this year and next year’s game will be the last of the original four they were committed to in 2012. Which means the London Jags will start play in 2017. Ok, but what about this season? The Jags are not moving yet!
Well, you have this guy at QB:
Ok, let’s be fair. Let’s put a real picture of Blake’s girlfriend up:
That is a man that has clearly out-kicked his coverage. Unfortunately, he hasn’t been able to carry that type of luck to his team. Ron Jeremy
must think that he gets a discount on every player named Robinson as there are three on the roster and two of them play WR. Now, I’m not an expert, but poor Blake might get confused. The Jags’ record last year was 3-13 which was pretty awful but still not good enough for worst in the league. They still got the 3rd overall pick, but then that pick promptly tore his ACL in the first practice and is out for the year. So, no immediate help is coming.
On the bright side, Ron invested heavily into improving the infrastructure of the stadium and the field now boasts the world’s two largest video boards. Unfortunately, they will be showing the other teams score most of the time. There are also pools and cabanas, so Ron really just needs to bring in talented performers and he could surpass his Jaguars income by promoting it as an adult entertainment paradise. At least those leftover Jag Rags will come in handy!
By now you have probably noticed that this season preview is very light on actual football analysis. You are not only correct, but very handsome/beautiful! This is a sad team that, if a world existed in which owners were not greedy, would have folded a long time ago. I’m sure Goodell and the dipshits in New York think they can polish this turd and sell it to the dumbfucks in England, but I’ve got two words for you: Premier League.
As King Hippo will attest, their hands are full supporting teams that don’t have a chance to win the Premiership or the Champions’ League. Do you really think they will embrace these poor bastards? Well, shit. SMDH…
At least they have scary emojis.