DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

It’s been quite a day and we’re not quite done.  There are still some West Coast JV football games going on and the last AFL Elimination Final will begin soon. Here are your EPL and La Liga scores from today as well as the JV Football Top 25:

English Premier League

Everton 3 – 1 Chelsea

Arsenal 2 – 0 Stoke City

Crystal Palace 0 – 1 Manchester City

Norwich City 3 – 1 AFC Bournemouth

Watford 1 – 0 Swansea City

West Bromwich Albion 0 – 0 Southampton

Manchester United 3 – 1 Liverpool

La Liga

Espanyol 0 – 6 Real Madrid

Sporting Gijon 0 – 1 Valencia

Atlético Madrid 1 – 2 Barcelona

Real Betis 1 – 0 Real Sociedad

Top 25 JV Football Scores

Utah (24) 24 – 14 Utah State

Arkansas State 20 – 27 Missouri (21)

Nevada 20 – 44 Arizona (22)

Texas A&M (16) 54 – 23 Ball State

Tennessee (23) 24 – 31 Oklahoma (31)

Arkansas (18) 12 – 16 Toledo

Alabama (2) 37 – 10 Middle Tennessee

Vanderbilt 14 – 31 Georgia (10)

Ole Miss (13) 73 – 21 Fresno State

Ohio State (1) 38 – 0 Hawaii

TCU (3) 70 – 7 Stephen F. Austin

Virginia 27 – 34 Notre Dame (9)

Georgia Tech (15) 65 – 10 Tulane

Clemson (12) 49 – 10 Appalachian State

Auburn (6) 27 – 20 Jacksonville State

Florida State (11) 34 – 14 South Florida

USC (8) 59 – 9 Idaho

Baylor (4) 66 – 31 Lamar

Michigan State (5) 31 – 28 Oregon (7)

Games in Progress:

UNLV vs UCLA (13)

BYU vs Boise State (20)

Mississippi State (25) vs LSU (14)

I’m not sure if there is an Open Thread going for the early NFL games (there probably will be), but feel free to use this thread as your panicked last-second fantasy football advice thread before the games start.  What, are you going to watch the pre-game shows?  How little self-esteem do you have?

Here is your Slutty Saturday goodness.  Tonight’s theme: Leather

Judas Priest called. They want Rob Halford back.

Have at it!

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Senor Weaselo

Auburn was losing to Jacksonville State for most of that game.

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

Rather good slate of games this week.

WCS

BRONCOTEARS

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OH! HIT!

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PRAISE JOSEPH SMITH

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Senor Weaselo

Australian buzzer sound>American buzzer sound

KidFlash

So apparently someone committed suicide in the Ralph Wilson Stadium RV lot tonight. (PSA: please talk to someone and get help if you need it.)

On the Buffalo ABC affiliate’s tweet about the incident, someone asked if that meant a spot opened up in the lot.

Love my team, hate the mouthbreathers in the fanbase.

Senor Weaselo

Best wishes and sympathies to their family.

KidFlash

Not sure how long it’s been part of the RWS/Rich experience, but this is only the second time they’ve sold the lot out on the Saturday before Sunday’s game (last year’s home opener was the first).

Apparently pictures made their way online. People suck.

Senor Weaselo

X-Factor Australia. It can’t be worse than it is here!

WCS

ALICE COOPER REFERENCE DURING THE BYU GAME

Senor Weaselo

I’ve got Boise-BYU on now. When does the AFL game start, I’d like to watch a little and see how much I understand.

WCS

Not the kicker’s fault. Unacceptable delay of game penalty is what killed CLANGA there.

Horatio Cornblower

Asking a college kid to make a 52 yarder is a bit much.

Still, would’ve been nice to see that second time-out bullshit bite LSU in the ass.

blordinaryfagicmox

And I thought there was a rule about calling two timeouts in a row

Senor Weaselo

Is that just an NFL rule?

WCS

’tis. You can call three consecutive timeouts in college if you have them.

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CLANGA gon CLANG

Martin

Les, you lucky lucky bastard.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

That’s his MO, but watch him squander away a victory when they play Bama.

Senor Weaselo

No good.

WCS

O LES

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I liked this a lot better than the rating; smooth, balanced, not to hoppy, but enough.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22893/96790/

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Horatio Cornblower

Miss St. vs. LSU getting VERY interesting.

Senor Weaselo

That’s what I’m watching. Big delay of game there.

Senor Weaselo

ESPN. Potential GW field goal attempt

Horatio Cornblower

ESPN

packman_jon

FRIDAY NIGHT WEDDING RECAP:
Free beer on tap. I drank a lot of beer. I pretty much felt like crap until noon today.

WORTH IT.

Martin
blordinaryfagicmox

LSU had 5 losses last year, why the fuck are they ranked in the top 15? Oh right, preseason rankings are bullshit, I almost forgot. If only the nation’s sports media could grasp that 3rd grade concept.

packman_jon

And the hot take artists. Seriously, preseason rankings are literally worse than Hitler.

blordinaryfagicmox

Bourbon-fueled idea: rankings only go up to the number of weeks played. So, after week one there is only a #1 team; then after week two there’s a #1 and #2; etc.

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Senor Weaselo

Made myself a quesadilla. Seems that the taco sauce I got a few weeks back had most of the seeds and stems on the bottom. This is a wonderful thing. And a somewhat painful thing.

Martin

On the subject of horses, I noticed that DirecTV stopped showing the commercials with Hannah Davis and her horse. I miss Hannah.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/94c31ae0c9ede88c01bf5f9ec0af2602/tumblr_nrr52bgaAm1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

Martin

I still think she looks like Gauge.

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Horatio Cornblower

well, neither of them would talk to me, so they have that in common.

Stupid hunchback.

Martin
blordinaryfagicmox

Looks like she’s got something to suck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Martin

Which is why Jen should’ve chosen a smaller, tighter bikini. Like this:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4183891c7d5761d1c13f39670518d26e/tumblr_nll2r5B3Xk1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg

blordinaryfagicmox

Maybe it’s a mini strap-on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s OK if you’ve never been to a beach before.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

holy shit; epic fail on swimsuit reading.

Senor Weaselo

According to the ESPN Twitters, Mayweather is shutting out Berto, but didn’t we all expect something like that?

Martin
Martin

This looks like a good idea right now

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Martin

I think the only game not in halftime is Cal Poly – ASU. God help me.

WCS

http://i.imgur.com/vyos7ev.gif

(Kind of a leather theme)

Martin

In keeping with the leather theme, more Emily

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Martin

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