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Sunday Funday Knee Jerk Reactions

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With the bulk of the games finished for week 1 let us have a quick look at how all the fan basis are doing today:

New England (re: Boston) Patriots: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Buffalo Bills: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Green Bay Packers: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Kansas City Chiefs: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Carolina Panthers: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
New York Jets: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
St. Louis Rams: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Miami Dolphins: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Arizona Cardinals: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
San Diego Chargers: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Cincinnati Bengals: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Tennessee Titans: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!
Dallas Cowboys: Woohoo! We’re going to the Superbowl!

Pittsburgh Steelers: It was a tough game, but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!
Chicago Bears: It was a tough game, but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!
Indianapolis Colts: It was a tough game, but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!
New York Giants: It was a tough game, but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!
Seattle Seahawks: It was a tough game but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl! Go Hawks!
New Orleans Saints: It was a tough game but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl! Who Dat bitches!
Detroit Lions: It was a tough game but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!
Baltimore Ravens: It was a tough game but I saw alot of promise… Next stop Superbowl!

Oakland Raiders: Welp, Our season is over! I wonder who will play in the Superbowl?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Welp, Our season is over! I wonder who will play in the Superbowl?
Washington Redskins: Welp, Our season is over! I wonder who will play in the Superbowl?
Cleveland Browns: Welp, Our season is over! I wonder who will play in the Superbowl?
Jacksonville Jaguars: Welp, Our season is over! I wonder who will play in the Superbowl?

Houston Texans: Meh. Why does everybody think Super Bowl is one word?

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Wakezilla

As a Dolphins fan, my reaction was more akin to “Huh, maybe we’ll miss the playoffs with a 9-7 record, not 8-8.”

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entropy

Eagles fans have been in “WE’RE GOIN TO THE SUPER BOWL!!” since Shady got traded and SI released their first “Chip Kelly is an unappreciated foo’baw genius” article.

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jjfozz

Right now there are Ravens fans who are:
1. Being reasonable and driving their cars into ice cream stores.
2. Being illogical and firebombing any store that sells Steeler merch.
3. Thinking things through and hurling hand grenades into the harbor.
4. Still hungover and shopping for cut rate vodka at the Dollar Store.
5. Consulting an attorney about their recent domestic abuse case.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

They don’t sell vodka at teh dollar store…I checked.
And none of the rest of that stuff is true as far as you know, and you can’t prove it.

Note to self:
1. Get the car fixed.
2. Pick up more gasoline and hand grenades.
3. Grease the attorney, he knows too much.

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Spanky Datass

So glad I saved this image Sarah made. I’ve now used it TWICE this week!

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1faf59dc1fcf6b4f206f7f30bc3be0b8/tumblr_mz3hn6Bdmg1syvjuco1_500.jpg

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blaxabbath

It’s funny because Texans fans think the Super Bowl is the fictional object!

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Don T

Hoyer / Mallett is the most underwhelming QB controversy since, ah… Bortles / Henne?
Man, even Hoyer / Manziel last year had more It Factor before Johnny came in.

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King Hippo

I’m not saying the loser should definitely go the Seppuku route, but they shouldn’t be hasty in ruling it out, either.

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Duchess

I see this smirk and I feel like it should be followed up with Jeff Goldblum’s laugh from Jurassic Park

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blaxabbath

I half expected the Jags to be drinking Kirkland Brand Sports Drink – Unflavored With Electrolytes.

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