Your Drink Thru That Hangover Monday Nighter Open Thread

From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we’re being honest. Tuesday I’ll get right back at it and…there’s more games? I went to the beer store to replenish stock? I can start drinking at 6 EST because there’s a double-header? You don’t say! Sorry in advance, folks at my workplace tomorrow…

Phi at Atl: This is the Eagles year this year, isn’t it? People in Philly without long-term concussion problems AND Brian Dawkins think so. He looked good in the pre-season so there’s no pressure whatsoever on Bradford tonight and the following weeks. As I recall, he and pressure of any sort did not get along in St. Lou. The Eagles finished with the 2nd most sacks in the league last year and a Falcons site thinks that the O-line is made of Arena League drop outs . Balsa Hard! guys. Don’t let the nay-sayers get to you. Oh yeah, Freeman and White are banged up as well. It’s all on you, Julio.

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packman_jon

redcated

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Not the worst thing I’ve seen ducks do.

Redshirt

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Oh, my God! Why the fuck, 49ers?! I had no idea they did this!

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

They went full Tampa

The Maestro

Wait, what? All these years and I thought Ryan Mathews was white.

Fuck, I guess I haven’t watched the Chargers much in recent times.

The Mighty Feklahr

His middle name is Lataveonshay.

Sill Bimmons

So. Many. Frags.

litre_cola

Sprolesspinarama

MikeMartzColorsDontRun

HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DARREN

Doktor Zymm

Do you think a burger made from ground falcon would taste the same as a burger made from ground eagle?

Sharkbait

I dont know but Kangaroo is good.

Sill Bimmons

They’d both be too lean to eat.

blordinaryfagicmox

Eagle would be better: by the time Vick got to Philly he was actually using his dog food to feed dogs instead of hiding it in the burgers.

Sharkbait

Would you say Atlanta is being torched?

/2nd civil war joke

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Just wait until the Seattle defense marches into town

packman_jon

#THUGLIFE
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litre_cola

Oh god those are awful.

Charge of the Light Brigade

Did these guys trade o-lines at the half?

Redshirt

I’m starting to feel fluish. It could be the fault of the two people in my family already sick with the flu or it could be this game. I’m not sure which.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Is there a new NFL rule that if your team has shitty offseason, then you have to wear bad uniforms

Doktor Zymm

Did the 49rs get those new uniforms to reflect the fact that they’re kinda dumpster firey now?

The Mighty Feklahr

With a dash of Kaepernobyl.

John Difool

San Francisco IS a dumpster fire…

Sill Bimmons

Wow do those black uniforms suck.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

High School Me is confused by that statement.

Badger

What the fuck 49ers?

The Mighty Feklahr

Tirico just nailed it with SFs uniforms. #ODD

The Mighty Feklahr

John Madden woulda said “queer” tho.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Only the Shanahan offense could get 500 yards in one night, but only 2 touchdowns to show for it.

Sill Bimmons

BOSS TODD WILL TAKE THAT BET

Mother Puncher

Fuck. Do I watch Rick & Morty or stay on the game?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

[Sees 49ers new unis]
Just go to Adult Swim already

blordinaryfagicmox

watch R&M on the adult swim website whenever you want.

Mother Puncher

I don’t have one of the certified cable providers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Guess who has two thumbs and needed Matt Bryant to have a quiet night to win his fantasy matchup?

No, not Jason Pierre-Paul.

The Mighty Feklahr

MNF entertaining? Is this real life?

packman_jon

Did the Curse of the Rive Brog die with KSK?

The Mighty Feklahr

Broncos/Chefs should answer that.

Charge of the Light Brigade

What are the evil spirits telling you Matt Ryan?!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

juuuuuuulioooo… juuuuuuliooooo…

MikeMartzColorsDontRun

Sorry I haven’t been keepin up with the comments or game guys, I’m working on my upcoming broadway play “Spied Her Two Why Bandanas? A Modern Love Triangle”
It’s about a secretly crossdressing transgender Mike Tirico’s illicit love affair with John Gruden and Jay Gruden’s abiding jealousy of their romance.

The Mighty Feklahr

Sooo…he cut off his dick and dresses like a guy?

MikeMartzColorsDontRun

I believe he will be pre-op but you know the character has room for growth, no final casting decisions made yet

Sill Bimmons
JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Gruden grinder : the latest in niche dating apps

The Mighty Feklahr

tweet dat forshak!

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

THIS GUY JULIO, I CALL HIM DDT, BECAUSE HE’S KILLING THE EAGLES!

The Mighty Feklahr

GOOD justle

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

+1

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

JESUS,THAT’S GOOD!

The Mighty Feklahr

Jammerin Julio keeps swingin’!

synapticmisfires

Stupid question, isn’t his forward progress stopped once his team mates start pushing him?

Didn’t that used to be a thing? I know it’s never called now.

blordinaryfagicmox

Nope I think it’s legal now. When Bush did it it was not legal.

The Mighty Feklahr

Honestly don’t know, but sure why not.

The Mighty Feklahr

danny woodhead ‏@danny__woodhead 23s23 seconds ago

Thata baby @rmathews24

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Alaska seems stabby to me

litre_cola

More shooty. 90% of homes have guns.

The Maestro

Is it just me, or do Bradford’s eyes always make him appear freshly concussed??

King Hippo

They never really seem to focus all the way

John Difool

SMALOX BLANKET DELAYED

King Hippo

“Tripswitch” is too good a song for MNF

Sill Bimmons

Huh.

Who’s ready for a 7 win NFC South Division winner!

Sill Bimmons

It’s been done.

I think they can do 6 this year.

The Mighty Feklahr

How ashamed should I be that I kinda like Jim Beam Honey flavoured whisky?

John Difool

Very…. unless that’s all you have to drink, then not at all.

The Mighty Feklahr

Well, that and beer.

packman_jon

Well it’s not as embarrassing if you admitted to liking Romulan Ale

Sharkbait

Vulturedown!

packman_jon

Allen Babre did a good?

Ah Atlanta…

The Mighty Feklahr

Ertz has a cameo in Rural Juror.

Mother Puncher

Earning much fervor for Ertz’s turn in Rural Juror.

Sharkbait

Who did they switch Sam Bradford for at the half?

The Mighty Feklahr

Josh Huepel

Sill Bimmons

TEBOW ALL HE DOES IS WIN

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

They got another Indian.comment image

The Mighty Feklahr

[*Redacted] . They call em [*Redacted] s.

blordinaryfagicmox

Jason White

Fronkenshteen

Say fellows. Cable-less mope here. Is Jordan Matthews injured?

Hey! An edit button! I LOVE this place!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He was, he is back now.

Fronkenshteen

[resumes breathing]

Thanks!

The Mighty Feklahr

Beer before liquor, get drunk quicker! Right guys?

Redshirt

I see MNF has gone back to the fundamentals of football.

Sill Bimmons

They should widen the field to 60 yards.

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

Do the weather next Gruden

Charge of the Light Brigade

We need better announcers, a modest proposal:
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2014/10/15/Emma-Stone-Cabaret_612x830.jpg
She already has a mic!

blordinaryfagicmox

It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, but that doesn’t look like Dennis Miller

King Hippo

He definitely shaved.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If that is the case I’d fuck the shit, literally, out of Dennis.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

Johnny Depp stars as Al Davis.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d watch the shit out of that… actually.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Commenting faster on live open than some other now defunct website; AMAZING.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/82f89f5d96bafad4634b84fc2bf70140/tumblr_nkrvnsCNOU1rylzllo1_1280.jpg

packman_jon

Seriously, UPROXX’s commenting system is worse than MechaHitler

JerryJones-Thugs-N-Harmony

And we have an edit button

Sharkbait

I will say as shitty as these games are I’d prefer the earlier start for MNF

packman_jon

Seriously, I like getting this sleep thing people have told me about

litre_cola

I already wroye off watching the 2nd game as it is too late. That and Berman.