Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It’s not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it knowing that I’ve got a game later that evening. Tuesday is meh. Wednesday at noon I can say to myself, “I’m half-way through the damn week”. Thursday is a busy, pulled-in-many- directions day but I know that my beloved is not far away. And Friday is Friday. What I’m trying to say is that work has become a grind, a god-awful “What am I here for, What are my goals and why are they important?” purpose-emptying, shoulder-sagging, sigh of resignation grind. You youngerlings have this to look forward to-Yay!

Den at KC: It’s The Battle of the Noodly Appendages! You want shovel passes? You got ’em! Do you want quick outs, slants, checkdowns and bubble screens? It’s all here folks. You can’t get that on the the History Channel. Wait there’s more-after all that you may get a long(ish) looping parabolic toss that drops into the mitts of the receiver or the guy that’s defending him. Peyton strikes me as fragile-I wonder if he gets through the season. He doesn’t even have the mobility to sidestep pass rushers any more. His last six games  he’s tossed 4 TD’s and had 7 intercepts. Head to head I think I’d take Smith-at least the guy can bail out of the pocket and run for yardage. Andy Reid’s Chiefs are favoured by 3 wetnaps and they sure as hell are going to get a WR TD tonight because. Just…because. CJ’s toe is banged up and Ronnie Lott suggested he just cut it off and, “get the hell back in there, pansy”. All-Pro safety TJ Ward is back after a one game suspension for, I don’t know, taking an extra butter tart at the last player’s union meeting? He gets to cover Kelce. Defence And Ball Control For Everyone, Excitement For None!

 

 

 

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Senor Weaselo
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So, do we have a Chiefs WR TD death pool, either by game or by person? It could happen against the Bears, right?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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Does a Maclin end-around count?

monty this seems strange to me
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Dear Sexbag, how do I get my girlfriend to give me a Maclin end-around?

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

Very carefully.

monty this seems strange to me
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Am I the only one watching Star Wars with his kids tonight?

Doktor Zymm
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Worldwide? Probably not.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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How many people watch Star Wars with his kids?

monty this seems strange to me
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“I have”
-Marc Trestman

King Hippo
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My progeny were no more interested in Star Wars than I am.

COME AT ME, BRO!

monty this seems strange to me
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At least until the game starts

Doktor Zymm
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EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO THE SKILL BASED GAMBLING ADVICE

King Hippo
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Clemson/Louisville is making me optimistic that NC State can finish 2nd in the ACC’s Atlantic Division.

Yes, that sentence is as pathetic as it seems.

WCS
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GOWLS

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons
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BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Great Googily Moogily

Doktor Zymm
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If there’s still a tie after overtime has been exhausted, I propose the game be decided by a dance-off/TD-celebration contest.

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

Settle it with an electromyogram of the starting quarterbacks.

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass
WCS
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Andy Reid has to consume one-third of Jack Del Rio within five minutes, or the Broncos win.

Senor Weaselo
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“Isn’t that how it’s settled?” -Donovan McNabb

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

Run the ball with some persistency.

well said, coach

WCS
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“Name an animal people eat, that doesn’t eat people.”

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

“Opossum” – Arkansas

WCS
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Doktor Zymm
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I call BS, pigs totally eat people.

King Hippo
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They clearly didn’t ask Mr. Wu.

WCS
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Frank Reynolds concurs.

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

More annoying Boomer, Esiason or Berman?

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

WHOOOOOOP!!!1! In a landslide.

How Does That Taste
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How Does That Taste

It’s definitely the Boomer that was with leather.

How Does That Taste
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How Does That Taste

Evening, fellas. Now, for the question of the week: who will be the Alex Smithiest game manager of the week? My money is on Peyton Manning.

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

“Don’t know what yer watchin’, I see plenty of slants on The History Channel.” –B. Parcells

Doktor Zymm
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Nah, the History Channel is all aliens now, there’s nothing about building railroads out West.

Senor Weaselo
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There’s Swamp People too.

Doktor Zymm
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Let’s go Tiny Hands! Let’s go Kool-Reid!
I don’t actually hate Eagles fans, yet I really want Andy Reid to win a Super Bowl with Notheagles.

WCS
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I didn’t hate Eagles fans, either. Then I heard WIP…

Doktor Zymm
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You can’t judge a fan base by their radio station, that’s like judging all men by MRA psychos, or all women by Sarah Palin.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Oh, no Dok.

WIP is the most monstrous thing that is, was, or ever will be.

The Dirty Thirty…/shivers

Doktor Zymm
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“Name a snack you bring on a long car trip”
“Chicken”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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The Nightman.

entropy
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“Cats.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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To be fair, they ask 100 people who also aren’t very smart.

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

“hitchhikers”

King Hippo
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I approved this post on behalf of Ted Bundy’s ghost.

/shit, forgot that he never ate anybody, just had a wank every now and then.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Seriously, tax FICA to the limit of income.

By 00:02 1 Jan 2016 Bill Gates will have hit the cap on his FICA contribution.

Can’t we even get him to pay for an entire day?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Like many of you, I believe Peyton will fall apart this season. Unlike many of you, I missed a fantasy draft where a buddy of mine picked my team for me…and he thought he did me a solid by grabbing Pey-Pey pretty early for me.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

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entropy
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That first panel says it all about Manningbot 2015:

http://gocomics.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c5f3053ef01b7c6f8930d970b-pi

Doktor Zymm
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Holy shit Family Feud is an amazing show. So much better than TNF pre-game. Everyone, name something that starts with “Tax”!

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Light urple?

entropy
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I’m watching last night “You’re The Worst” rather than the pre-game. Aya Cash can make you forget about terrible pregame shows for a while.

Doktor Zymm
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Something people search for in the dark and no one said “The Bathroom” or “My Beer”…this show is rigged.

Doktor Zymm
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Actually, no one said “a condom” either, which explains why they have a large enough family to go on family feud.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Tax FICA to the limit of income.

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

tax dat ass?

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

are there any prop bets on *which* body part falls off of Peyton tonight?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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“Processor” is the Vegas favorite.

OsamaBenJarvus
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OsamaBenJarvus

I always assumed he ran on vacuum tubes.

JustStopDude
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JustStopDude

Hola. ¿Cómo te va?

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Meh.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

I will here reiterate my call for a 2-bye, 18 week regular season.

All Thursday games would be played on maximum rest and would become the best matchup of the week instead of the worst.

I love Thursday football too. I just want it to be better.

WCS
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Here’s some “good” news: Jung Ho Kang is out for the season with a broken tibia and torn MCL. Hurrah.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Things fall apart et&c, et&c…

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I’m currently in the quiet car of an Amtrak hoping I can be in front of my TV by kickoff. I’m sure Murphy’s law will kick in at some point within the hour.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Where? WHERE?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Face and laptop, duh.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Where are you geographically?

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Returning to our nation’s capital from the Big Apple.

And I knew what you meant, just having a hard time letting go of being an ass today.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

I’m just happy to know someone else who shares the pain of the NE Corridor.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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‘Tis a bitch. I think I’ve had an ontime departure twice in the 11 years I’ve lived out here.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

I have to go all the way to Leesburg when I’m in town. It’s a goddamn nightmare. Three weeks in a row now.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

Touch.

WCS
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Spill scalding hot coffee on PK’s face and laptop for us.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

hey guys

Spanky Datass
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Spanky Datass

sup

i have eggplant

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

i dont really like eggplant

WCS
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Guten abend.

Sill Bimmons
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Sill Bimmons

yo

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