Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love
We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club
Stuck injured or being a backup
But ya ain’t forgotten when ya at the Bitter Playaz Club
Got drafted for showing all the skills
But Coach’s buddy is number 12, now you know the deal
They getz all freaky with the rules and balls
Ain’t never gonna see the field til they both gone
Nowhere to roll to, no one to throw to
If you’s a playa in the game, owners should back you
Mo money mo money for the bank roll
Let Kirk do the work, I’ll find my next home
A lot of fools put salt in the game
Front office men get the notion that they runnin’ the game, huh
I run my own and I’m back at Michigan
Hope these niners go begging for three wins
J-ville to Glendale, there’s a Bitter Playaz Club everywhere you dwell
Qualcomm, Paul Brown, a different roster spot
Cuz Mort says I can’t feel my toes from that hit up top
Can still take a dip in the tub at the Bitter Playaz Club
Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love
We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club
Stuck injured or being a backup
But ya ain’t forgotten when ya at the Bitter Playaz Club
More champagne, Mr. 8-eight?
From day one, I had to get my money right
Plan to wreck this league and catch my Vegas flight, huh
Fans wanted to see me run, I said alright fine
We dropped the Titans but I got wrote off by Mike Pett-ine
A few G’s just to get myself all clean
Set up to lead this Godforsaken team
But you see the coach’s call straight madness
Only concern is meeting that quota for the sadness
Don’t need to play but came back just in case
Schneider try to stop me from pursuin’ my paper chase
‘Cuz the chase is on because it don’t stop
No way without me this team makes the top
Gave my team forgiveness, it’s all in the past
Got no cash for me but Bevell’s still on staff
QB don’t care with the checks he be cashin’
Thinks winning, along with sex, is out of fashion
Popped the top off the drank and rolled some dank, bro
No cars, no guns just high playin’ dominoes
Rog still gave me four weeks and an appeal snub
Took a month of mackin’ these women at the Bitter Playaz Club
Me and my homies, we ain’t feelin’ all the love
We watchin’ all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club
Stuck injured or being a backup
But ya ain’t forgotten when ya at the Bitter Playaz Club
Yeah, I’d like to send this shout out
To all the Bitter Playaz Clubs throughout the world!
I know they got one out there in Chicago!
What about that one they got out there in Philly, Fo?
::Music screeches to a halt::
I don’t know. I wasn’t retained by the Eagles but that’s alright because, through the Lord, all good happens.
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Porky Prime
September 29, 2015 8:50 pm
This is a “Woodhead Thread”…small, underrated, but great hustle all around.
Porky Prime
September 29, 2015 8:48 pm
We be clubbin
Everybody likes when Romo breaks somethin
Gronk always humpin
We ain’t frontin
Door Flies Open be drinkin
Like the game was still on
Get your Door on
Welllllll my name is Alex Smith and I’m here to say
I’m the lousiest rapper in the USA
I can’t hit a receiver with a downfield pass
And if you hate on my Utes I’ll kick your WHATTTTTT????
(smiles big, tries to high-five Jamaal Charles who just shakes his head and walks away)
My name is Alex Smith, yeah they call me “The ‘Sauce”,
I’m a toilet-clogging turd with a layer of gloss,
I’m sure not winning games but I am getting rich,
Here’s a message for my haters: HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BITCH?
This is a “Woodhead Thread”…small, underrated, but great hustle all around.
We be clubbin
Everybody likes when Romo breaks somethin
Gronk always humpin
We ain’t frontin
Door Flies Open be drinkin
Like the game was still on
Get your Door on
All I have to say is +7(th Floor Crew) to you for this post, good sir.
I AM FLAGRANTLY DISREGARDING THE “Please wait a while before posting your next comment” RULE. COME AT ME BRO.
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Welllllll my name is Alex Smith and I’m here to say
I’m the lousiest rapper in the USA
I can’t hit a receiver with a downfield pass
And if you hate on my Utes I’ll kick your WHATTTTTT????
(smiles big, tries to high-five Jamaal Charles who just shakes his head and walks away)
“(smiles big, tries to high-five Jamaal Charles who just shakes his head and walks away, tearing his ACL)”
My name is Alex Smith, yeah they call me “The ‘Sauce”,
I’m a toilet-clogging turd with a layer of gloss,
I’m sure not winning games but I am getting rich,
Here’s a message for my haters: HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BITCH?
+1 oily turd
“Who is that, he’s cute! I really like his smile!”
– Maureen Ponderosa
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+ everythang
Rappin’ 4Tay is very underrated. That is all.
“Got no cash for me but Bevell’s still on staff”
Ouch. Bevell better go put some cream on that burn. Or better yet, use sandpaper! No one will see that coming!