Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…
Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.
Wonder where the 17 year old from DesMoines is this evening?
Playing COD?
want me to head out and check?
Drinking Boone’s Farm in the park?
I’ve been wondering the same thing.
That makes sense because Ben isn’t used to being the one put back on their heels.
So…Ben was asking for it?
VICK’S COMEBACK IS STARTING!
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WHAT A BLOCK BY PINKIE WOO
The over/under on this game was 43.5.
Yards?
Punts?
Ooooo! Ooooo! I know! 43.5 FanDuelDraftKings commercials!,,
Can’t remember the last time I saw a TT ad.
My actual self and football self really don’t exist in separate realities or space time.
OR DO THEY
“John Difool IS Timothy Leary!”
6 completions for 30 yards? Boss Todd is all like, “NAILED IT!”
I think society is very fortunate that Steve Smith found football.
Imagine if he and Rodney Harrison did not have cameras watching their every move.
“Mr. Smith, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”
“Lawyer up, son!”
Phil Simms invoking Merill Hoge, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sorry folks, we used up all the offense for the evening.
This Lincoln campaign needs to die in a fire.
Or get shot in the head.
Vick got planted in the turf deeper than most dogs bury a bone.
Thanks, I’ll be here all week… please tip your waitresses.
Just the tip?
They are called servers now. PC police will get you.
‘Are you a fool? Do you have money? Try FanDuel!’
What about if I have only the first one?
Hey, at least the pride of Delaware will have the ball in his hands again after the break.
I need to drink more heavily, I think.
This is always a good idea. Made my SNF experience go by faster.
I need to make a decision. Drink more heavily, or come to your house and break into your stash while I’m still sober enough to drive.
Decisions, decisions.
Did the punter think he was inside the 40 on his other punts?
Far Ass Foster got fucked on that one.
Does Vick think he’s still halfheartedly backing up for the Jets? What the hell is he doing?
You can take the boy out of the Jets…
but you can’t take the former Jet out of the teenage girl.
Sanchez is playing?
Opportunity wasted.
No FG attempt WOO
Seriously though, is Charlie Batch available?
Like Dick Nixon, I’m sure he’s tanned, rested, and ready
Back off! We’re dating.
Is Vick worse at quarterbacking than Brown is good at wide receiving?
So. Many. Mistakes.
That’s a Top 5 Interception!
ETILE
The Walk is supposed to be an hour and a half of soul-crushing boredom the twenty minutes of sheer terror.
So, your typical Jets game, then?
In his defense, that Yinzer DB was totes open, guys. Nobody within 5 yards of him.
And the city of Baltimore starts rioting.
Oh, that’s been going on for three days. Nevermind.
Oh Dooks.
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Evenin’ Fellas. I see I’ve arrived just in time for the E-LEETNESS
There it is.
I missed ya, Joe.
Tolja they’d give it away.
That’s a paddlin’
AVERAGECEPTION FUCKIN WOO
ELITACEPTION
ELITECEPTION
ELIETE-Ception
Man, I wish I could hit on my last 5 passes when I go out to the bar.
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Clay Aiken?
That guy is a double threat
You could say he extended to his….Maxx.
Well, this game is basically as shitty as we thought it would be.
Sky is blue, water is wet, Thursday games suck.
“Everyday games suck.”
Thurs gon thurs….
Ravens changing their defensive philosophy? No more stabbin.
They’re still jumping late onto piles, right.
Radio Mirror Park from GTA V blasting while looking at the photos I have of the lass I laid in Brisbane, Australia..
I am the worst Ravens fan…I honestly turned off the game to think about the past…. Seriously….tall….insanely tall African woman I landed. WITH an Aussie accent….good lord it was heaven…
Apparently someone gave Antonio Brown some Benny Hill DVD’s for his birthday.
Another booming kick from Bruce there!
Losing yards is technically no gain, so Jeem’s right there….
You can take Michael Vick out of the Jets…
pro-hog farming commercial on NFLN for me. Yeehaw, proud to live in North Cakalaky.
If there were as many serial killers in the US as there are on CBS we’d all be dead by now.
I’d love to see someone do a count of this kind of stuff.
To be clear, I am endorsing both the observation and the notion of having MOAR serial killers, PLEAZ.