Your “Pants On the Floor Or There’s The Door” Thursday Night Open Thread

Hello fellow football lovers. We meet again. Have you been well? Oh, that’s good to hear. How about that weather, huh? Some places it’s nice and other places it’s not. Go figure! Enough of the pasty white small talk, large muscular men will be crashing into each other. Let’s watch together…

Bal @ Pit: I imagine Tomlin is at this very moment begging Vick to just “play the game”, don’t try to do anything stupid, er, don’t try to be a difference-maker. Those days are long gone and just forget about this probably being your last bit of time in the spotlight. It happens to everyone! Last year Vick slorped together a 53% completion rate, a 5 yds per pass average and a not-sparkling 21.4 QBR (last in the league!). The key for the Steelers is getting Brown in space so that he can make a play and to let Bell careen through/off defenders and move the ball. Despite their troubles the Ravens haven’t allowed a 100 yard rusher in 29 straight games so it may be an uphill battle for Bell. The Flacco will of course be his usual nonpareil self, that’s for damn sure. I think Smith will get his and a TD because it is always a mistake to count that guy out. Another reason Smith will be relevant is because the other WR’s are not. They are Marlon Brown and Kamar Aiken.

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litre_cola

Wonder where the 17 year old from DesMoines is this evening?

Sill Bimmons

Playing COD?

The Mighty Feklahr

want me to head out and check?

nomonkeyfun

Drinking Boone’s Farm in the park?

Mother Puncher

I’ve been wondering the same thing.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

That makes sense because Ben isn’t used to being the one put back on their heels.

Sharkbait

So…Ben was asking for it?

Mother Puncher

VICK’S COMEBACK IS STARTING!

Sill Bimmons

WHAT A BLOCK BY PINKIE WOO

Claymaker

The over/under on this game was 43.5.

Stabby Pants

Yards?

entropy

Punts?

entropy

Ooooo! Ooooo! I know! 43.5 FanDuelDraftKings commercials!,,

Sill Bimmons

Can’t remember the last time I saw a TT ad.

John Difool

My actual self and football self really don’t exist in separate realities or space time.

Sill Bimmons

OR DO THEY

The Mighty Feklahr

6 completions for 30 yards? Boss Todd is all like, “NAILED IT!”

Sill Bimmons

I think society is very fortunate that Steve Smith found football.

Stabby Pants

Imagine if he and Rodney Harrison did not have cameras watching their every move.

Senor Weaselo

“Mr. Smith, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.”
“Lawyer up, son!”

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Phil Simms invoking Merill Hoge, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Stabby Pants

Sorry folks, we used up all the offense for the evening.

Sill Bimmons

This Lincoln campaign needs to die in a fire.

John Difool

Vick got planted in the turf deeper than most dogs bury a bone.

Thanks, I’ll be here all week… please tip your waitresses.

nomonkeyfun

Just the tip?

litre_cola

They are called servers now. PC police will get you.

Stabby Pants

‘Are you a fool? Do you have money? Try FanDuel!’

litre_cola

What about if I have only the first one?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, at least the pride of Delaware will have the ball in his hands again after the break.
I need to drink more heavily, I think.

King Hippo

This is always a good idea. Made my SNF experience go by faster.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I need to make a decision. Drink more heavily, or come to your house and break into your stash while I’m still sober enough to drive.

Decisions, decisions.

nomonkeyfun

Did the punter think he was inside the 40 on his other punts?

Sill Bimmons

Far Ass Foster got fucked on that one.

Smithchez

Does Vick think he’s still halfheartedly backing up for the Jets? What the hell is he doing?

King Hippo

You can take the boy out of the Jets…

nomonkeyfun

but you can’t take the former Jet out of the teenage girl.

entropy

Sanchez is playing?

King Hippo

No FG attempt WOO

Stabby Pants

Seriously though, is Charlie Batch available?

King Hippo

Like Dick Nixon, I’m sure he’s tanned, rested, and ready

Mother Puncher

Is Vick worse at quarterbacking than Brown is good at wide receiving?

Sill Bimmons

So. Many. Mistakes.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

That’s a Top 5 Interception!

Sill Bimmons

ETILE

Sill Bimmons

The Walk is supposed to be an hour and a half of soul-crushing boredom the twenty minutes of sheer terror.

entropy

So, your typical Jets game, then?

King Hippo

In his defense, that Yinzer DB was totes open, guys. Nobody within 5 yards of him.

nomonkeyfun

And the city of Baltimore starts rioting.

Oh, that’s been going on for three days. Nevermind.

Spanky Datass

Oh Dooks.

Stabby Pants
Smithchez

Evenin’ Fellas. I see I’ve arrived just in time for the E-LEETNESS

theeWeeBabySeamus

There it is.
I missed ya, Joe.

entropy

Tolja they’d give it away.

bourb0nblues

That’s a paddlin’

Sill Bimmons

AVERAGECEPTION FUCKIN WOO

John Difool

ELITACEPTION

ThursdaySkyGoddess

ELITECEPTION

Sharkbait

ELIETE-Ception

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Man, I wish I could hit on my last 5 passes when I go out to the bar.

Sill Bimmons
litre_cola

Clay Aiken?

That guy is a double threat

Stabby Pants

You could say he extended to his….Maxx.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Well, this game is basically as shitty as we thought it would be.

Sharkbait

Sky is blue, water is wet, Thursday games suck.

entropy

“Everyday games suck.”

Spanky Datass

Thurs gon thurs….

litre_cola

Ravens changing their defensive philosophy? No more stabbin.

nomonkeyfun

They’re still jumping late onto piles, right.

JustStopDude

Radio Mirror Park from GTA V blasting while looking at the photos I have of the lass I laid in Brisbane, Australia..

I am the worst Ravens fan…I honestly turned off the game to think about the past…. Seriously….tall….insanely tall African woman I landed. WITH an Aussie accent….good lord it was heaven…

John Difool

Apparently someone gave Antonio Brown some Benny Hill DVD’s for his birthday.

Sill Bimmons

Another booming kick from Bruce there!

entropy

Losing yards is technically no gain, so Jeem’s right there….

Stabby Pants

You can take Michael Vick out of the Jets…

King Hippo

pro-hog farming commercial on NFLN for me. Yeehaw, proud to live in North Cakalaky.

Sill Bimmons

If there were as many serial killers in the US as there are on CBS we’d all be dead by now.

Senor Weaselo

I’d love to see someone do a count of this kind of stuff.

King Hippo

To be clear, I am endorsing both the observation and the notion of having MOAR serial killers, PLEAZ.