“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is spent and the couch sings its siren song-few can resist. Those that have already found their way back to their lair begin to go over-in what could be called their minds-the things they’ll type on blog sites or shout into phones during call-in shows the following day.”
Dal @ NO: Good news for the Cowboys-Ingram is not Devonta Freeman and Spiller isn’t anyone at this point. Dallas should be able to put Taylor Swift behind this O-Line and get 75 yards out of her. The only concern would be the song she inevitably comes out with detailing the lack of support Weeden gave her and that she has to move on now. Can you see the despair in Brees’ eyes as he surveys the diseased deathscape that is the Saints roster? The one that reminds him of New Orleans post-Katrina?
Forget Lee, The Cowboys could pretty much sit their whole defense on the bench at this point and the Saints would find a way to tackle themselves.
People who know about college basketball : Has MD just stopped giving a shit?
I think they’re supposed to be quite good this coming season. Don’t follow them as closely since no longer in the ACC, though.
“I can’t believe picking up 2nd and 20s is hard.”
— Sean Lee, professional football coach
Would it be wrong of me to want Hardy to tear both knees next weekend? Yeah didn’t think so.
If he and and the golden boy could somehow both injure their knee on the same play, that would be an amazing day.
I’ll sign on for this as long as he does it while dislocating Brady’s throwing arm.
If Sean Lee ran into Bob Sanders, there would be no survivors.
Dwayne Allen just sprained his ankle reading your comment.
They would be called the questionable/probable pair.
passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
Breakaway jerseys should still be a thing.
Sean. 🙁
Well that was a quick and convenient flag.
Uh The Lions don’t want to hear it.
Also it was pretty blatant holding
http://i.imgur.com/H1IDvyi.jpg
Sean Lee concussed? Who’d have thunk it?
Sean Lee concussed? Who’d have thunk it?
Concussion: Apply directly to the forehead.
Concussion: Apply directly to the forehead.
Concussion: Apply directly to the forehead.
Concussion: Apply directly to the forehead.
Sean Lee, injured? WELL WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK.
Yeah I mean when he gets injured it totally surprises me
It’s just a shock it took until Week 4 to happen this year.
Brees showcasing that ass
http://i.imgur.com/O3f7gPm.gif
Not much, I have a bleached asshole.
http://www.FanTuel.com
You remember who he is, right?
Don’t get stuck with those super-huge cable people…come to DirecTV….a wholesome Mom and Pop operation… (DirecTV…a wholly owned subsidiary of AT&T)
Internal debate. Should I drink more because FUCK YOU COWBOYS, or should I delay, so I remember if GLORIOUS COWBOY LOSS?
Reminder, I’m already pretty drunk, cause WOOO NFC EAST ALMOST LEADERS, your WASHINGTON OFFENSIVES!!!
Drink more to challenge yourself, to push yourself to new heights.
Drink more. There’s always a chance Doopy doesn’t doop
Why worry about remembering when we have SportsCenter?
Okay even the Mrs. is asking what the hell is the deal with all the fan duel commercials
Aaand the Cowboys score as soon as I tune in. Sorry about that, folks.
Keep doing that m’kay?
YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW!!!!
http://i.cnn.net/si/fannation/jones-stad.jpg
That gravy skin looks like a face.
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW!!!!
http://www.straight.com/files/olddays/popup/public/darkman-2.jpg
So, I have to teach at 8am, and if I’m not awake enough, I might say something inappropriate about campus shootings.
In other words, g’night.
well, ’twas fun while it lasted. and the correct call.
Well. At least I have a shot now
Huh.
Looks like a fumble. Shit these days I can’t tell. Isn’t there supposed to be a pylon cam?
I hate the Cowboys as much as any of you, but that looked like a TD before the derp.
YOU SHUT YOURVWHORE MOUTH, YOU !
Dallasderp! That’s a shot!
replay that shit. He broke the plane.
Nah, that’s a touchdown, as awesome as it would be to see a fumble on that.
These are horrible mini pizzas. I should cover them in sweet chili sauce.
Also.
FUCK THE COWBOYS GO SAINTS.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA feel my HATE!
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERP A DERP!!!
wheaux
Pass Interference? Not cool Breaux…totally dick move, Breaux.
Beasley grit!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0f03af21e6d2b637471e338a91b77041/tumblr_nvhtcaAsto1rkskbao2_500.jpg
do you even cover breaux
Can we tell the truth? Rex & Rob are two shitty D-Coordinators. Hell even their dad gets his ass kissed way too much.
The saints can’t cover the pass, and Brandon Weeden can’t throw the ball. Something’s gotta give tonight.
I live in South Texas, which I thought was the most humid place on Earth. Then I spent a July weekend in New Orleans…
I would totally love going to a Saints game. Not sad that I’m going to Vietnam again in Feb, but probably should have used my December leave to GUMBO GUMBO instead of all family.
So, I’ve been watching Narcos. It’s pretty good!
Damn good.
Blind spot? You mean Jason Witten’s routes?
Will Sears experts help me DESTROY THE COWBOYS?
Cause otherwise I’m meh. I already have a washer/dryer.
Well, the Sears folks are experts at repeatedly missing expectations and losing a lot.
I have t-mobile coverage. I sometimes don’t notice my phone’s battery has died.
I’m not sure if I approve of this slightly more likeable and coherent post-Alcoholics Anonymous Chris Collinsworth or not.
Why does the Superdome turf always looks like it has a bad case of eczema?
KATRINA
Witten and his black magic getting himself wide open somehow.
By black maging you mean he’s a real student of the game, a grinder, and pure class I assume.
Magic not maging. Holy shit that was terrible.
Are the refs getting paid per flag thrown this year?
Except we all know they’re never thrown against The Pats.
It does kind of feel like Rog pulled the long con on all of us by seeming to come down hard on them for Deflategate. No way a single close call goes against them all year.
More frags.
Excellent Doopy Face