The Final Phase-Your Sunday Nighter Thread

“Late in the evening the American Football Fan, awash in a sea of carbohydrates and intoxicants, settles down for the evening. Its energy is spent and the couch sings its siren song-few can resist. Those that have already found their way back to their lair begin to go over-in what could be called their minds-the things they’ll type on blog sites or shout into phones during call-in shows the following day.”

Dal @ NO: Good news for the Cowboys-Ingram is not Devonta Freeman and Spiller isn’t anyone at this point. Dallas should be able to put Taylor Swift behind this O-Line and get 75 yards out of her. The only concern would be the song she inevitably comes out with detailing the lack of support Weeden gave her and that she has to move on now. Can you see the despair in Brees’ eyes as he surveys the diseased deathscape that is the Saints roster? The one that reminds him of New Orleans post-Katrina?

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Badger

Garbage points for the garbage gods.

Romonobyl

BWWAWAAHAHAWWAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA@WAWAWAWWAAA&*^&A^AYJAJAJMHJHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

And the kickers have gone full. JEEBUS.

Horatio Cornblower

Shouldn’t Romo have a bubble around him?

Sharkbait

Another kicker, another case of Scobees

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Totally karma for Payton giving away my GODDAMNED INGRAM TOUCHDOWN

The Maestro

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

makeitsnowondem

oh my god

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Please send me your fives

Col. Duke LaCross

You are a wizard!

Horatio Cornblower

Gladly. send me your bank account # and I’ll wire it to you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Get it from the Nigerian prince and/or your mom

The Maestro

Fucking warlock over here, y’all.

The Maestro

Fucking warlock over here, y’all.

Badger

………………………

packman_jon

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Sharkbait

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Horatio Cornblower

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sharkbait

Fake it! Fake it for our amusement!

Horatio Cornblower

If I’m Dallas I’d be laying on the RB and not calling time-outs.

makeitsnowondem

Hey, why is Dallas using timeouts at all? Why have they used even one timeout?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just got back so I am rooting for a shank like every other game today. Only person rooting for OT

Romonobyl

I’d love OT.

The Maestro

Tiime for a crushing INT here to make all of us laugh.

Romonobyl

I hate this fucking game…

packman_jon

Is it too much to ask for extra derp? Not OT, just more derp.

Badger

What? Why?

WCS

The Romobyl contamination has spilled over into the defense.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

$5 they miss the field goal

King Hippo

Can’t say I saw THAT coming. WHEE!!!!!!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Welp, that’s the game. Great downfield coverage there boys.

Badger

Holy shit Cowboys.

Romonobyl

shitshitshit….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hmmmm if only they had a timeout left

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I’m coming in late. Breeze is out today, right?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

and I spelled that just wrong

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He praiseworthy Breezus only just now showed up.

Horatio Cornblower

Let’s not forget that just before the TD Cris said he’d be surprised if the Cowboys went to anyone but Witten or Beasley.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Good reminder, that pass denied us Cassel Magic.

makeitsnowondem

I don’t feel bad about laughing at the idea of Brandon Weeden leading a 91-yard drive at all, for the record.

Old School Zero

WHO’S GOT THE DOOPY PANTZ NOW, HUH?

...

Welp. I hope the Doktor passed out.

Romonobyl

Lovie Smith just woke up and started smiling.

bourb0nblues

Andy Reid called that one in, no doubt.

Sharkbait

Fuck you Cris!
-Calvin Johnson

Eckeaux

Go for two you pussies.

Romonobyl

Last time out to ice the PAT!?!? Pretty dumb ass move there.

King Hippo

Icing the goddamned extra point??

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that our first XP icing of the season?

Badger

What the fuck NO?

packman_jon

uh

Romonobyl

I love this fucking game!!

/yeah, I know they can still blow it.

Old School Zero

breaux breaux breaux breaux breaux

seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously

King Hippo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BrettFavresColonoscopy

JJ just climaxed.

bourb0nblues

You have to be shitting me.

packman_jon

Come on Dallas, you know you can miss this extra point.

Eckeaux

Oh god. That would be amazing. Dallas +3!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

DOOOOOOOP!

makeitsnowondem

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WEEDEN PASS LANDS ON FUCKING RECEIVER