This is my way of saying that I am favourably disposed towards the el beisbol Cardinals and the university footy squad of North Carolina State.
The less said about the former, the better. I’m just hoping the goat keeps doing its cherished thing. Then the Mets/Dodgers can sweep my Redbirds right out, and I am completely fine with that. Just let the media/Joe Maddon circle jerk end before I fucking kill somebody.
ESPN brings you quite the delight in alternative programming – the shitshow that is the Castrated Turkey offense of old man Frank Beamer. He does things the RIGHT WAY, amirite?? My wolven sort looked like absolute monkeyfuck offensively against their first real opponent last week (teh Fightin’ Petrinos), so this could get really depressing. Turns out having an offensive line is totes important, guys.
There may be other things happening, various citizens of Canadia and Putin client states beating each up whilst figure skating, etc. And I’m sure Moose has disturbing gifs to share.
Props again to Covalent Blonde for finding this magnificent, heroic, cuddly Stalin picture for me. I shall love her forever for it!
My Mets, a 2nd baseman with 14 HRs, is hitting clean up.
Remember comrades…it don’t mean butt if it ain’t got that jut!
http://www.chud.com/nextraimages/sealab3-92605-7.jpg
Hey, the Mets got to bring their own announcer!
Chavez Ravine really is one of the most beautiful stadia I’ve ever seen. So gloriously 1960’s
One of the things I miss most about SoCal…it looked even more retro before the previous two ownerships started cramming more seats and ads into the place. My best friend is at the game tonight. So goddamn jealous.
Kids are watching the recent Winnie the Pooh. Underrated actually…Pooh is a real dick to Piglet for a chunk of the movie.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/56800f3275ab5f435ca6980c6b16198e/tumblr_mfss27SYuO1rf97m1o3_250.gif
Eeyore should get ripped on qualudes and go on a murderous rampage.
That, I’d watch.
AND jerk off on the corpses.
“Thanks for noticing me.”
Isnt Craig Ferguson one of the voices in that one? Almost enough to make me want to watch it.
I miss Craig.
Nice job, ump. Three called strikeouts, each one on a pitch that was outside of the plate.
Gotta love the start time for California playoff baseball.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lckknhwfD71qf5ifco1_500.gif
Damn, no fights, no street closures, why didn’t I go out? Stupid unpredictable suburban Cubs fans.
But the ripple effect of you going out might’ve caused riots.
http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/ckx7zxiu2j2gnl2e7uej.jpg
Extrapolating from 2/3 of the first game of the season:
Wings win the cup, Leafs relocate to Los Angeles, Mike Babcock dies of shame.
just one more out…then at least I can haz 1-for-2, which is much better than my usual life success ratio.
I’m 0-fer.
But I think the Ravens might be trending. 😀
Is the Oline like totally high or what???
They look like pudding. Probably butterscotch….bcuz butterscotch.
http://data.whicdn.com/images/19257513/large.jpg
Hells yeah….2021 ALWAYS cheers me up.
My sports teams still suck tho. Damn, now I’m sad again.
Maybe if Tornado Shanks was coaching your boys.
http://s.sidereel.com/episodes/149269/featured_2x/219095.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/article/wnba-mvp-devastated-after-roommate-moves-out-witho-51498
MAKE IT FOUR? Why the fuck not??
/sorry for being an asshole, NC State is killing my soul in the other sporting contest.
//just kidding, I have no fucking soul
/what he said
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Would “albino humping worm” be a good or bad penis nickname?
Well, they say you cant pick your own nickname, so I’ll take it.
Not if you’re black.
TOMMY. MUTHAFUCKIN. PHAM.
Suburbs = Sub-Urbs = Under City. Thus the people who come into the city to watch the Cubs games in Wrigleyville are Morlocks. They provide capital to the city via their beer consumption, in exchange they occasionally cause property damage.
THAT’S a fucking penalty???????????
Jeebus.
I hate humanity a little extra now.
goddamit secondary!!!
Sadly, they remembered that they suck.
Sadly, the rest of us had not forgotten.
Now the OL’s turn. Also godfuckingdamnit.
Good thing Brissett spared himself earlier. That piledriver more than made up for it.
I like having my college game on teh Friday. It’s fun not to worry about missing other, better games.
What a fucking catch!!!
Bet yo ass.
Wolves on the prowl.
There are 611 DFO posts, so this is waaaay overdue.
http://images.tvfanatic.com/iu/s–1tW08sdJ–/t_large_l/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_75/v1371213406/100th-delivery-party.png
Bender’s drunk again, I see.
Red Wings are also red, and playing tonight, and winning!
I think that picture of Stalin is shoop’d, he never held a baby in his life. A live one at least.
Stalin would never photoshop a picture.
http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/soviet-censorship-naval-commissar-vanishes.jpg
He had them airbrushed.
http://www.ariel.ac.il/sites/cezar/ariel/ELECTRICAL_waves_and_modern_physics_2009_sem_A/solvay_Britney_Spears_1024x768.jpg
Hey, maybe Kris Bryant isn;t el beisbol Jeebus after all??
This was a rare Friday where I wasn’t exhausted, but I refuse to go out due to the known side effects of being surrounded by highly emotional Cubs fans. Instead I am sitting at home, drinking and watching Futurama reruns. I probably made the optimal choice.
Google auto completes for “stupid”:
1) Stupid cubs fans
2) Stupid white sox fans
3) Stupid jokes
4) Stupid is as stupid does
5) Stupid hoe
Stupid Hoe, ftw.
Stupid Cubs fans is pretty OK too.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/f478d1edeb6cf7b048aa4b9e3ec0c19a/tumblr_nrur2ay9z21qcxts9o1_400.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lriWlHZAy8A
How did we NOT KNOW? Hellbent for leather? Breakin’ the law? Living after midnight? Only difference from the 1980s is Halford now changes costumes as often as Elton John.
Still put on a solid show, but they do not play enough of their hits. Would it kill them to play most of “Point of Entry” instead of their new album?
I think everyone KNEW but pretended they didn’t because of some stupid macho dipshit mentality.
Once it was confirmed, I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. One of the best metal bands ever was fronted by a guy that scared the crap out of millions of stupid fans.
Wait, Rob Halford’s gay!?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/acb2d1680195a578c3179a453b1d4450/tumblr_nt8jfjMGjN1rapuh3o1_400.jpg
Good wolven defense!
I am thus far not enraged by “defensive indifference” so….improvement?
It’s a rancid offense we face, but still…
Speaking of inexplicable movies with A-list casting:
http://www.dvd-covers.org/d/299894-2/Tiptoes_2003_.jpg
http://justinstolle.com/img/tiptoes-circle-jerk.jpg
http://www.earwolf.com/episode/tiptoes/
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Ruffles BBQ chips and a sourdough roast beef and provolone sandwich over here. Whatcha, whatcha, whatchagot?
Mostly rage.
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Fresh three-cheese tortellini fra Diavolo.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b788ecda21bc3ca5fd120dde90fdabe6/tumblr_nuhtq2HKR91sb75bgo1_500.jpg
I made a turkey tonight. Woohoo, Publix carries fresh turkey breasteses all year ’round! Something healthy that all the kids will eat AND won’t make me puke!!
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Toaster oven pizza, bottle of wine.
Ramen for now, then linguini w/ clam sauce. Beer once the Mets game starts.
Whatever looks delicious at the Alamo Drafthouse tonight.
Defrosting some chicken breasts, maybe cooking them up with some kind of pasta and parmesan cheese?
I am so jealous you get way better potato chip flavours than we do.
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Freaking lightning, man.
What a bunch of pussies.
Right?
This game needs an ETO intervention:
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http://40.media.tumblr.com/6241198d8fd6e7f388adf11ca5773263/tumblr_ntod8aQpun1sb75bgo1_1280.jpg
“Matt Holliday is playing in his 69th play-off game…”
Class?
Class: (all together) NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
http://40.media.tumblr.com/701bb4272fc9cdb958691044859a24d9/tumblr_ntqs2q7cd51sb75bgo1_1280.jpg
House owner drummers die in mysterious gardening accidents?
Don’t get a mortgage from a coke dealer?
“Not a quick pitch; that’s illegal!”
Yeah, the Cardinals would never do anything illegal, like employ a walking can of steroids as their 1Bman for years, hack into another team’s computer system or drink a gallon of vodka and then park their car at a red light.
On Jeopardy, Matt Jackson is utterly crushing and killing again. He should break $300k in total winnings tonight.
That makes me feel so good about the $6,650 and TV set I won.
In other words, fuck that guy.
Just so you guys know, Styx: The Grand Illusion/Pieces Of Eight Live is on VH1 Classic tonight.
Be sure to set your DVRs!
You tryna kill teh Sexy Friday? Figures; fucking Card fan.
Bill Murray says Cardinals fans are Satan’s messengers on Earth. Root against evil tonight.
HAIL SATAN!!
Hail Satan
Now that my lovable upstart Yanks are out of it I’m following my usual ABC-strategy of baseball watching
Anyone
But the
Cardinals.
Tonight ich bin ein Cubbies fan.
I want Lester to throe a fastball at Yadi’s neck tattoo.
http://www.avclub.com/article/back-future-co-writer-bob-gale-agrees-cubs-thing-c-226625
Hey look! It’s John Lackey. Cardinals fans question his Cardinalness because he left his cancer-ridden wide instead of driving her into a tree.
I am reminded of this movie I watched.
http://images.moviepostershop.com/children-of-the-revolution-movie-poster-1997-1020203548.jpg
BUMP AND GRIND! HAVE A GOOD TIME!
No way that happened.
That’s a joke movie poster.
It’s Australian.
So it’s an Australian joke movies poster.
Got it.
No, real movie. Aussie lady has Stalin’s love child.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115886/
I still don’t believe it.
“F. Murray Abraham as Stalin” just puts it too far over the top.
I watched it. Then watched it again once it finished. F. Murray Abraham is a god.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of all baseball teams, I imagine Stalin would be a Cardinals fan.
red, emphasizes the collective, DA, COMRADE!
So…I just learned that Houston now plays in the American League.
Well you’re ahead of the Yankees; they still haven’t figured it out.