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This ought to reboot Peyton’s noodle arm:
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Try it again but this time with the password “up4whatever”. The tech guys say that should do it.
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That is the most date rapey slogan ever. They should just stop pretending and say “We know you are gonna give someone a drink with GHB tonight, use our beer to mask the taste.”
I don’t know why on earth they didn’t build an entire campaign around that slogan and feature Darren Sharper as a spokesperson.
So for tonight’s game. Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record. I try not to pay attention to them other than for Flacco schadenfreude reasons. I ask because I am hoping the game tonight will be watchable.
Baltimore isn’t as bad as their 1-5 record?*
The Lions just fired their Offensive Coordinator (Joe Lombardi, if anyone cares…and no one does). His replacement is a gentleman named Jim Bob Cooter.
Jim. Bob. Cooter.
Joe’s brother, John, is a heating and plumbing contractor in New Mexico. Maybe the Lions should’ve hired him instead. Or hire him now.
Jesus Christ.
http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/10/26/detroit-lions-jim-bob-cooter-offensive-coordinator
Best part of that story is “again”
Also, who among us hasn’t done that when wooing a lady?
That’s why prostitution exists—at the line where effort becomes more stupid than paying for it.
Wait, wait, that’s illegal? Looks like I’ve got some apologizin’ to do.
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the video at the end takes forever to load
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Tim Tebow objects to the use of “Abort” but he has “Retry” and “Fail” down.
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Agreed.
Agreed
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A.W.E.S.O.M.- O finds your content to be “Totally lame!” for not including the plot synopsis of a potential Adam Sandler movie.
“It’s like the best adrenaline rush ever” – paid f*nd**l shill who has never experienced joy or excitement.
Speaking of corporate shilling.
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about … your mother.
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Meanwhile, inside Darren Rovell’s brain…