Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread

Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”

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entropy

Because I feel embarrassed by what I drew & posted last, I feel the need to redeem myself. I can do this:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/252072c767f6ff381fb04e35df28c9d5/tumblr_nwqtp1R2rF1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg

Porky Prime

I miss Bernard Pollard too.

entropy

Since we just ignored a grand and kept going, I figure this will work now:

I forgot my Tumblr is tied to my FB Illustrator page, and now a bunch of Eagles fans are liking my drawing, thinking it in some way is mocking the Cowboys. This is making me laugh.

Brick Meathook

ONE THOUSAND COMMENTS

entropy

GOD DAMMIT BRICK

Romonobyl

Nite campers…always next year.

entropy

Oh yeah: I finished the Mich Ultra, but I would have lost case day, no matter who was my partner.

Brick Meathook
Doktor Zymm

Sleep? Yes Other Zymm, it is sleep time.

Romonobyl

Niterzzz.

WCS

For Romobyl:

Romonobyl

I hate that mopey song…but it’s appropriate.

entropy

fun fact: the video was filmed on the I-10 interchange in San Antonio… and that interchange is fucking nightmarish.

Doktor Zymm

I would sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. Quarterback” except I don’t have an awesome Marilyn dress and I don’t really like Bradford at all.

entropy

As promised, a drawing I completed, scanned, and posted within ten minutes. I’m hammered, Please do not judge.

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Doktor Zymm

I dig it. Better than I could do for sure.

entropy

Funny thing about drawing: if you’ve done it long enough, you’re still decent at it even when you’ve nop control. Better, in some respects.

Sort of like drawing a perfect circle; everyone is capable of it, few have the awareness to just. let. go. and do it.

Doktor Zymm

I had a teacher in jr high who won a circle drawing competition.

entropy

It’s both the easiest, and most difficult, thing you will ever do. Your wrist makes a perfect circle without any interference from the rest of you; you just have to ignore everything else and LISTEN to your body.

entropy

Fine motor control is gone. Typing is most likely next.

entropy

Now I want to do a real version of this tomorrow, when I can actually, y’know, draw.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I hated both teams, but didn’t hate the game as much as everyone else did. Yeah, shitty reffing but the NFL refuses to fix that in every game. I think napping through much of the first help allowed me to care into OT

Romonobyl

That was a good plan, I think Dallas did the same thing.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Later bitchez. This mead isn’t going to swill itself

Doktor Zymm

Ok, Eagles win, Freedom Burgers for everyone. The NFC East is….what still the NFC East? I’m actually kinda pissed off that Dallas is sweeping the bottom of the division. The Skins aren’t that good, and they can’t do a non-bottom of the division schedule next year. Also, they need that slightly higher draft pick to fuck up! The Skins are long term horrible, don’t try to sweep in with your injuries and grab the spot!

blackroseMD1

Welp, Dez got me 30 points. That’s really the only thing I gave a damn about in this game. Time for more booze and some Witcher 3.

Romonobyl

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I couldn’t be more thrilled with the result of the play, in that it means that this stupid game is over.

Romonobyl

It hurts, but I agree.

bourb0nblues

In summation, FUCK GREG HARDY

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Amen, hallelujah

Brick Meathook

PHIRRADERRTHEY!!!!!!

WCS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sill Bimmons

welp

Gratliff

GG PO

Gratliff

Just need to somehow injure Hardy on the way to the endzone

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Garrett looks like he hasn’t slept in 10 years

makeitsnowondem

This game makes me want to stop supporting our troops.

Doktor Zymm

I think I’ve seen this game before. The unicorn marries DeMarco and everyone gets ice cream, because unicorns shit ice cream.

Romonobyl

I thought only tacos shat ice cream?

Doktor Zymm

Nope. Unicorns shit ice cream. They burp tacos, so I see how you could be confused.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ha, refs can’t fuck give it to the Cowboys this time with that much video evidence.

The ruling on the field stands. First down Cowboys.

Romonobyl

I tire of this contest…

King Hippo

Wow, nice call there.

Sharkbait

I Just lost in fucking overtime. I hate both of these teams.

Sill Bimmons

NO FUMBRE

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

BLEERGH DEMANDS A CLIPPING PENALTY

Brick Meathook
Col. Duke LaCross

I miss the term “illegal procedure.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I still hear it from time to time.”

– Dr. David Chao

Doktor Zymm

When, getting in someone’s pants is followed by finding a flag there? Total moodkill.

Col. Duke LaCross

Pants?

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, I know, but I can’t be held responsible for other people’s sartorial decisions.

Romonobyl

I have an idea for a new OT rule. No flags.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

We’re gonna need to find a different color for flags. Yellow is becoming tiresome

Gratliff

THE BLEERGH DEMANDS MORE ATTENTIONS

King Hippo

Dallas may be the shittiest tackling team in the league.

WCS

Princetonians do not engage in such boorish behavior.

Brick Meathook

THIS IS WHERE GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP PAYS OFF

Sharkbait

I would have won my matchup by 125-124. Matthews and Dez need to not catch the ball. GO PICK 6!

King Hippo

C’mon safety

Gratliff

You know what I always hated about football? Kickoff returns. That’s so much better now.

makeitsnowondem

Actually, Cris, it’s “a field goal or fewer.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My cat wants to make out with me, and by “make out” I mean bump me a whole bunch and then try to bite my nose.

nomonkeyfun

Felinus dentata?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

My wife considers that foreplay.

Thank Bleergh she’s halfway across the world and didn’t see this

Gratliff

God damn, Bradford’s still shot looked fucking awful

Gratliff

Fuck this. Feeling nauseous.

Doktor Zymm

So…can the game end in a tie?

WCS

“No.” — Donovan McNabb

entropy

Sure, if for no other reason than to allow me another thing to mock the family for tomorrow.

King Hippo

Only because Dez’ mom is a whore

The Maestro

Jeff Ireland would like a quick word to confirm this, if you have a minute.

The Maestro

It would be probably the least satisfying, and yet most satisfying, result possible for all of us, really.

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