Phi @ Dal: Philly is trying to catch the Giants and Dallas is trying to catch the Slurs and folks at NFL head office are trying to forget that this is a prime time marquee game. Cassel is trying to prove that the Pats, Chiefs, Vikes and Bills were all wrong about him. At 33 I think he’s just about to come into his own. So many others have done the same thing at the same age. Remember that guy? And what about that dude that played for that team back in the [mumbles]? So I say “go for it, fella that’ll be out of the league next year!”
Because I feel embarrassed by what I drew & posted last, I feel the need to redeem myself. I can do this:
http://40.media.tumblr.com/252072c767f6ff381fb04e35df28c9d5/tumblr_nwqtp1R2rF1uf51wyo1_1280.jpg
I miss Bernard Pollard too.
Since we just ignored a grand and kept going, I figure this will work now:
I forgot my Tumblr is tied to my FB Illustrator page, and now a bunch of Eagles fans are liking my drawing, thinking it in some way is mocking the Cowboys. This is making me laugh.
ONE THOUSAND COMMENTS
GOD DAMMIT BRICK
Nite campers…always next year.
Oh yeah: I finished the Mich Ultra, but I would have lost case day, no matter who was my partner.
http://i.imgur.com/UBwa0w4.jpg
Sleep? Yes Other Zymm, it is sleep time.
Niterzzz.
For Romobyl:
I hate that mopey song…but it’s appropriate.
fun fact: the video was filmed on the I-10 interchange in San Antonio… and that interchange is fucking nightmarish.
Just for sport…
http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20150920-1442778465-screenshot-twitter.com-2015-09-20-14-50-48.jpg.ece/BINARY/w940/1442778465-screenshot-twitter.com-2015-09-20-14-50-48.jpg
I would sing “Happy Birthday, Mr. Quarterback” except I don’t have an awesome Marilyn dress and I don’t really like Bradford at all.
As promised, a drawing I completed, scanned, and posted within ten minutes. I’m hammered, Please do not judge.
I dig it. Better than I could do for sure.
Funny thing about drawing: if you’ve done it long enough, you’re still decent at it even when you’ve nop control. Better, in some respects.
Sort of like drawing a perfect circle; everyone is capable of it, few have the awareness to just. let. go. and do it.
I had a teacher in jr high who won a circle drawing competition.
It’s both the easiest, and most difficult, thing you will ever do. Your wrist makes a perfect circle without any interference from the rest of you; you just have to ignore everything else and LISTEN to your body.
Fine motor control is gone. Typing is most likely next.
Now I want to do a real version of this tomorrow, when I can actually, y’know, draw.
I hated both teams, but didn’t hate the game as much as everyone else did. Yeah, shitty reffing but the NFL refuses to fix that in every game. I think napping through much of the first help allowed me to care into OT
That was a good plan, I think Dallas did the same thing.
Later bitchez. This mead isn’t going to swill itself
Ok, Eagles win, Freedom Burgers for everyone. The NFC East is….what still the NFC East? I’m actually kinda pissed off that Dallas is sweeping the bottom of the division. The Skins aren’t that good, and they can’t do a non-bottom of the division schedule next year. Also, they need that slightly higher draft pick to fuck up! The Skins are long term horrible, don’t try to sweep in with your injuries and grab the spot!
Welp, Dez got me 30 points. That’s really the only thing I gave a damn about in this game. Time for more booze and some Witcher 3.
I couldn’t be more thrilled with the result of the play, in that it means that this stupid game is over.
It hurts, but I agree.
In summation, FUCK GREG HARDY
Amen, hallelujah
PHIRRADERRTHEY!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
welp
GG PO
Just need to somehow injure Hardy on the way to the endzone
Garrett looks like he hasn’t slept in 10 years
This game makes me want to stop supporting our troops.
I think I’ve seen this game before. The unicorn marries DeMarco and everyone gets ice cream, because unicorns shit ice cream.
I thought only tacos shat ice cream?
Nope. Unicorns shit ice cream. They burp tacos, so I see how you could be confused.
Ha, refs can’t fuck give it to the Cowboys this time with that much video evidence.
The ruling on the field stands. First down Cowboys.
I tire of this contest…
Wow, nice call there.
I Just lost in fucking overtime. I hate both of these teams.
NO FUMBRE
BLEERGH DEMANDS A CLIPPING PENALTY
http://i.imgur.com/ahsF34s.jpg
I miss the term “illegal procedure.”
“I still hear it from time to time.”
– Dr. David Chao
When, getting in someone’s pants is followed by finding a flag there? Total moodkill.
Pants?
Yeah, I know, but I can’t be held responsible for other people’s sartorial decisions.
I have an idea for a new OT rule. No flags.
We’re gonna need to find a different color for flags. Yellow is becoming tiresome
THE BLEERGH DEMANDS MORE ATTENTIONS
Dallas may be the shittiest tackling team in the league.
Princetonians do not engage in such boorish behavior.
THIS IS WHERE GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP PAYS OFF
I would have won my matchup by 125-124. Matthews and Dez need to not catch the ball. GO PICK 6!
C’mon safety
You know what I always hated about football? Kickoff returns. That’s so much better now.
Actually, Cris, it’s “a field goal or fewer.”
My cat wants to make out with me, and by “make out” I mean bump me a whole bunch and then try to bite my nose.
Felinus dentata?
My wife considers that foreplay.
Thank Bleergh she’s halfway across the world and didn’t see this
God damn, Bradford’s still shot looked fucking awful
Fuck this. Feeling nauseous.
So…can the game end in a tie?
“No.” — Donovan McNabb
Sure, if for no other reason than to allow me another thing to mock the family for tomorrow.
Only because Dez’ mom is a whore
Jeff Ireland would like a quick word to confirm this, if you have a minute.
It would be probably the least satisfying, and yet most satisfying, result possible for all of us, really.