Your Sunday Night NFC West Sizzler Open Thread

Ari @ Sea: Not sure about this one. The Seahawks have been scratching out wins (and losses) by low single digits. The Cards have beaten the teams they were supposed to but lost to the Steelers and Rams. Palmer is insane inside the red zone to the tune of 16 TD’s and no intercepts. On the other hand, Russell has been sacked a CTE-inducing 31 times so far this year. Which team is for not-real? Let’s watch and see. And if you could, beer me.

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blaxabbath

I don’t say this much, but I hope ARI has reviewed screen passes.

Romonobyl

“Set Rogan has never been funnier.”

I agree with all but the last syllable.

blackroseMD1

Honey Badger don’t ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ catch INTs, apparently.

blaxabbath

Smart drop by Mathieu. He knew an INT would prompt the refs to make a BS D Holding call.

Romonobyl
Dunstan

Nice rebuttal.

makeitsnowondem

Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit about catching with the hands, not with the chest.

Sill Bimmons

crap honey badger

blaxabbath

Mathieu…..come on, man.

makeitsnowondem

finally a grounding call from blate mekeclan

blaxabbath

How is this not an IG?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
makeitsnowondem

TOUGH/ANGRY FIRST DOWN

blaxabbath

Lockette sure fucked that one up.

Dunstan

So this is what it’s come to, folks. Andy Dalton and Carson Palmer were just referred to as two of the best quarterbacks in the league.

Hold me, I’m scared.

Sill Bimmons

IT’S THE GINGOCALYPSE

Dunstan

Elvira has HUGE gourds.

Sill Bimmons
Old School Zero

START THE BOBBLEHEAD!

Sharkbait

Eat a dick Peyton.

Romonobyl

How do you think he hurt his neck?

Brick Meathook
Sill Bimmons

The first 7 seconds were very impressive!

blackroseMD1

Whoa…I obviously missed a few things. How is this a game now?

Also, how does John Brown still have absolutely nothing going on? Apparently I’ve slighted the FF gods somehow.

blaxabbath

He hurt.

Also very small so pretty much useless on blocking. He did get the D holding this drive though!

The Maestro

Whoa Jermaine Gresham is still alive?

blaxabbath

Thank you, Palmer!

Make their offense fucking beat you!

makeitsnowondem

I think I may have drunk the most I can drink today, but there’s only one way to be sure.

Romonobyl

But a challenge flag can’t melt steel beams!

blaxabbath

ARI has made just a few horrible mistakes yet still had a chance to win at the end of both of their losses this year.

This game appears to be on the same trend.

Sill Bimmons

They’re going to kill Carson Palmer, aren’t they?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

El Santo, M.D.

Romonobyl

The real Chicago Med.

Dunstan

Ben Carson prepares for the next Republican debate.

blaxabbath

What a catch by Brown.

Old School Zero

North American Mustard Banner Lofting Association

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even to me that’s a weird fetish.

Old School Zero

I was trying to think of a… different… way to describe referees.

Sharkbait

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE STILL ELEVEN MINUTES LEFT?

The Maestro

DAT NO GOOD LIBRUL MUZLEM OBUMMER IS TOO BLAME FOR THIS. MAKE THE NFL GREAT AGAIN

Sill Bimmons

I have bacon.

That takes time. And effort.

Bacon or inertia?

The Maestro

Bacon is worth breaking inertia. Not many things are, but bacon is one of them.

Sill Bimmons

I have copious amounts of both.

This will not be easy.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Your heart will not thank you, either way.

Romonobyl

I actually have a pork belly curing in my fridge. Homemade bacon blows away the commercial stuff.

The Maestro

Homemade bacon gives me an erection when consuming it. You’d think I’d be ashamed to admit this, but I’m really not at all.

Sill Bimmons

Going to smoke about 20 pounds over Thanksgiving weekend.

Apple juice brine, smoked over a combo of cherry and applewood.

Romonobyl

Got mine brining with a bit of bourbon…getting smoked with hickory.

makeitsnowondem

Watership Down of the Dead

Brick Meathook

CHICAGO JIFFY-LUBE TECHNICIANS.

Romonobyl

HEY!! Those guys are gritty…literally.

Romonobyl

Chicago Septic Tank Vacuum Truck Drivers

blaxabbath

Chicago NFL Draft Party Organizers

blaxabbath

If only there were some “audible” signal ARI could use to go with a play where WRs create a “screen” on a quick pass under pressure.

Romonobyl

Omaha?

Sill Bimmons

This game is not proceeding in accordance with my wishes.

Spanky Datass
makeitsnowondem

Cris: And you have to think this atmosphere has something to do with it.

Al: No, Cris. Anthropogenic climate change is a liberal hoax.

blaxabbath

Bring in Barkley!

Sill Bimmons

I don’t know if anyone will ever look as good to me as she did the first time I saw that film.

blaxabbath

Oh look at the crowd’s role!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Are they loud?

Brick Meathook

I totally saw a sack coming just the way they were lined up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TOTALLY!

Brick Meathook

DUDE!

blaxabbath

Christ.

Senor Weaselo

Fumbles for the fumble god or something.

makeitsnowondem

This would never have happened if Jeff Triplette were still alive.

Sharkbait

Wow. Just…wow.