I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and sweet JV action. WOO!!!
Miami at Pitt (Noon, ESPN2)
This game could have meant something, had only the Castrated Turkeys not lived up to their name in overtime last weekend. SIGH. Still, gotta watch somethin’ – and laughing at Da U is always kinda fun.
Navy at Houston (Noon, ABC)
Rarely will you get to see a game between two 1-A teams with a combined record of 19-2 that absolutely positively nobody believes to be any good. That alone piques my interest.
Missouri at Arkansas (2:30, CBS)
Pig Sooey stubbed its toe last week, and needs a win for a decent bowl bid. Mizzou, which has been playing out the string since the calendar flipped to October, needs a road win to get a bowl bid of any varietal.
Washington State at Washington (3:30, Fox)
For a change, it’s the COUGARS who are the good team looking to avoid the road upset in the Apple Cup. I like rivalry games with fun nicknames like that. The Huskies, like Mizzou, are playing for bowl eligibility, and haven’t at least as obviously packed things in. But Leach’s charges have quietly become one of the more watchable teams in the country, from my late night DVR adventures.
Iowa at Nebraska (3:30, ABC)
The Cornhuskers will try to get a referee-aided home upset, like they did against Sparty. Iowa is sort of the opposite of Wazzu, I can’t watch them play more than 90 seconds or so before I change the channel. Again, Nebraska wins or stays home for the Festivus season.
Baylor at TCU (7:30, ESPN)
This game looked like it would be one for the ages, then it looked to be totally inconsequential, then after last week it looks like it might be fun again. BayBay has a shot at the playoffs with a convincing win, provided that Boomer Sooner loses tomorrow. They are down to their 3rd QB, but it seems that any old hobo can step right in and put up video game numbers there. MUST BE FUCKING NICE. Bloodeyes damned near pulled off the unlikeliest comeback of the season in Norman, and after BayBay ruined their season in Waco last year, I’m sure they will be up to repay the favor.
YOU GET A TURNOVER! AND YOU GET A TURNOVER! AND YOU GET A TURNOVER!
hee hee, was typing same thing
Leave it!!!!
There’s a disturbing amount of “defense” in this Baylor-TCU contest.
I was told there would be only teh offensing
I do find the defense rather offensive. Do that countz?
For a 0-0 game late in the second, Ice Stillers-Ice Buckeyes has been very entertaining.
Sweet Mother of Fuck, Twitter is a cesspool.
The amount of mouthbreathers and inanity is as astonishing as it nauseating.
That is what walking down the street would be like if one could read minds.
Fucking ESPN3 feed isn’t working for Winthrop/NC State, either. I don’t even have a radio on the main floor so I can’t listen to the fucking shitstains that haven;t done ANYTHING since the Koch brothers’ personal Grumblelord left are neck and neck with my poopy side.
Good thing GFK (freshman whitey Maverick Rowan, aka Ghost Face Killa) is on fire tonight or we’d be gettin’ kilt.
Inorite????
Lightning delays? I expected more balls from you, Texas smgdh
OSU turns it over on downs, Nike takes over up 52-42.
That’s probably it.
But it is Oregon so they could run a 3 and out in 30 seconds.
The Pac 12 is haunted by the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson. I am 100% convinced. He loved sports, after all, almost as much as entropy.
He liked me quite a bit, that’s true.
So, uh, the Civil War between Oregon and Oregon State is now 45-42, Nike.
Nike led 31-7 at the half.
It’s on FS1.
I have a friend who went to Oregon State, so I’m rooting hard for them to pull off this upset.
Damn.
ESPN3 screwing with me.
Shoulda known.
What’s left of North By Northwest on TCM!
Holy Christ my wife is watching TLC and I cannot believe the shit that they air.
WOOOOO H.K.C.!
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Krieger did a good.
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Whew. That should do it. Great game.
Damn good game. Hawk Guys gonna need a stronger offense if they want to win the B1G0 championship, though.
I agree. Plus, the Big Ten East winner probably isn’t going to turn it over that many times to bail them out.
Still, they won and it’s always a great day when Nebraska loses.
Wow, almost a 5th.
Wow, Nebraska is complete fucking ass
Cornderp and that should do it.
Last time I cornderped I ran out of butter halfway through, and explaining everything to the ER nurse was a fun time.
Who told you to buttchug solid foods?
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
MILLION TO ONE SHOT, I TELL YA!!
Iowa has a TE named Henry Krieger Coble.
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Made a cut-rate pho for wifey and bolognese for the boys.
/do you have that internal counter for the alcohol that you know you shouldn’t trespass?
//I’m trespassing right now
“…cut-rate Pho…” Oh the possibilities, the amazing possibilities. Sounds a lot like my “Clean out the cabinets and fridge stew”.
Wow, helluva stop on short yardage for Iowa.
GO HAWK GUYS!
Kinda fortunate. That was a horrendous playcall on 4th and 1.
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So CJ Beathard’s a surefire NFL star just from the name, right?
Dan Snyder’s first round draft pick.
In Houston (well, Katy) for sister’s engagement party. TV stuck on CNN. Send help.
SOS delivery
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Mmmmm, codeine juice…
It tastes like complete ass, but, damn will it get you buzzed.
sharing is caring ,, ppl forget that
Phrases overheard at the bar within 10 minutes:
“Hey, honey, did you like that glory hole movie today?”
“Did you see my mom? She was on her way to puke in the bathroom.”
This was an excellent decision.
From my brother scanning a reddit live thread: “Tommy Armpunt”
Isn’t he another one of Dirk Hardpec’s names?
How in the hell did he catch that?!
Probably felt it bounce off his cup and just reacted.
GRIT
I stand corrected.
What’s the over-under for Baylor-TCU, by any chance?
Whatever it is, take the under. Baylor’s on it’s third quarterback, TCU their second. It’s also pouring and windy in Ft. Worth.
I got TCU winning 126-123.
Opened at 80, the avg. now is 73.
It was so Damn lovely out today I went for a nice, long walk and discovered I was near my town’s tree lighting ceremony. 63 degrees. Nov 27th, PA. Nothing wrong with that, no.
I have decided to stop at a bar on the way home, because I fucking well deserve it.
You fucking well do. Nicely done.
Fek is somewhere chugging moonshine, snorting crushed Percocets, and firing photon torpedoes at random grain silos.
That’s because it’s Friday and it’s almost 5:00 local time, right?
Holy Shit. Yuuuuuge TD run for Iowa.
That field was as open as a waffle house.
Nebraska’s gritty wide-out has a glooooorious pornstache and wears bicep scrunchies.
So he’s now Jim Tomsula’s top pick?
He could be The Flow’s sidekick!
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Announcer in Hogs/Mizzou: “We see Arkansas having trouble putting away this Missouri team here in the 4th Quarter.”
It’s 28-3 with 3 minutes left.
Washington Huskies with a pick-six.
Craig James’ kid is going to be in some trouble.
Nebraska derp.
Have you ever been in a place where your team-the team that you know so well-exceeded your expectations by such a wide margin that it caused you to re-think what they are capable of? Me neither.
32 years ago.
NC State, dude.
Been paying for that shit ever since.
Wow…that’s even more depressing than I thought.
Once or twice, early in the season, and then they regressed back to normal.
Iowa’s sort of done that this season, though their are questions about their schedule.
It’s a legitimate criticism. Pretty fortunate they got to avoid Michigan, Michigan State and Ohio State in the regular season.
Schedule, schmedule.
Just win baby.
2007 West Virginia Mountaineers football team
13-9. That is all.
What ya plannin’ to do with Atlantis??
Arkansas every October and November these days.
Fuck you Nate Gerry. Get off the field dickbag.
Nice W for ‘Cuse.
Mmm…leftovers…
Don’t fool yourself, Blacky. If a cow ever got the chance, it’d you and everyone you care about.
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BeeTeeDub…
Drinking and ESPN3 has won out. Freezer Vodka, which was replenished earlier today, has been compromised.
Now, as long as ESPN3 doesn’t go all batshit on me, it will be a good night, win or lose.
But yeah…win just to be safe wolven fuckers.
Yelling at the top of my lungs in an empty house is oddly comforting…
Inorite??????
Wish it was my house…
So, I see LSU is running Les Miles out of town. A guy with a 110-32 record.
I’d give it about two minutes before he’s employed again.
Apparently a three game losing streak is a death sentence in Baton Rouge.
In Arkansas, we call that “September”.
$50 Illinois gives him the entire state education budget to be the next Illini coach.
Isn’t $50 the entire state education budget?
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Silent G with the 3!
I’m so jelly every time I see other teams with big men who hit FTs.
*sigh*
Jay Bilas and Tyler Lydon sitting in a tree-K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, here comes fellow white-player-love in a baby carriage!
U OK DUDE?
Uh, no. Why do you ask?
No reason.
/sneaks out back door
Claymation Lily is the stuff of fever dreams and bad trips.
Agreed. They didn’t even stay true to the luscious ass/thigh proportions.
I mean WTF????
[obligatory shot of white guys at the end of the bench celebrating]
Double Major Iowa derp. Ferentz was flagged.
And it leads to a Nebraska score.