Your NFC North “Race To The Middle” Open Thread

On a super lousy  shitty type day there was some quality distractification going on in last night’s open thread. My thanks to all those who took part. It was badly needed. Hey!-speaking of distractification…

GB @ Det: Here be two teams struggling in their own respective ways to get to 8-8. Neither will get there. Rodgers has done the gentle call-out to his receivers, saying “We’re not on the same page”. Apparently the Packers WR’s are on page 634 of Infinite Jest and Aaron is perusing GQ “for the articles!”. Over the last three games QB Stafford has been playing like a guy that was drafted really high and is expected to lift an entire franchise out of the doldrums. His new “No more gravyshakes/whipped chocolate pizza/slaughterhouse tasting menu/raw dough and Miracle Whip smoothie/post-game athletic cup tequila shooters” diet is starting to pay dividends! If only we fans of the game were capable of such discipline… The new OC The Jim Bob has worked wonders with the rushing game. Did you know that since he grabbed the reins the Lions have averaged 18 more yards per game in that category? I hope you were sitting down when I socked you with that knowledge. Who’d a thunk that was the difference between stinking and winning? Statisticians at ESPN, that’s who.

 

 

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And, unquestionably, one of my favorite songs by any one artist or band:

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This was written in 2000-01. It almost feels like a self-penned obit.

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Might be the only still around, but who gives a turd.

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Core, on the other hand, was was a masterpiece. Desert island five for sure.

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Shangrli-La Dee Da wasn’t a masterpiece, but it was an overlooked album.

Brick Meathook
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I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH

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I’m probably just going to post STP for a while.

Sharkbait

There are worse things to post.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SHHHH; Fek could be lurking.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

SHIT, I remember seeing this movie many years ago! I couldn’t even tell you the name of it!

Brick Meathook

It was a spaghetti western.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

WCS

Best two weeks of my high school years are when STP released No. 4 and RATM and Foo Fighters released Battle of Los Angeles and There Is Nothing Left to Lose on consecutive Tuesdays.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

The call is wrapping up. It took 2 hours to figure out 2 cards needed to be rebooted.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well fuck, sounds charming.

Brick Meathook

Make sure you tell them that were all wrong.

Sharkbait

I had to show the support team I was working with where they saved the video captures. Fail.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

I do appreciate all yinz genuine concern the last few days. This week has been… disturbing. Frankly, it’s actually quite sucked. I say (type?) that not just from what’s been transpiring with me, but overall.

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Scott Weiland. STP is/was one of my favorites. A shame, but, like Layne Staley, not a surprise.

For the record, that’s now three of favorite bands growing up in the ’90s I never saw live (RATM and Beastie Boys the other two).

Sharkbait

R.I.P. Scott Weiland.

https://youtu.be/V5UOC0C0x8Q

Beerguyrob

Heroin?

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Sharkbait

So this conference call I had to be on has consisted of me being on mute while someone takes control of my laptop to mess with equipment in New York.

At least there is the mute button!

Sharkbait

Thats a pretty spot on representation of me on this call. Well done.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Conference calls; it’s not the worst, but shit; sometimes they are so grating. The asshole I am we’d have these twice a week with a client and I’d never sleep well the night before.

I WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE SCREEN ON GOTOMEETING AND………

I WILL NEVER LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sharkbait

If anyone is wondering, 1:07am EST is when networks are airing John Kasich political ads.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Ever get that pit in your gut when you phone makes noise when you hope it won’t? That just happened.
The good news: just wifey checking in, and complaining about her cold.
The better news: no reports of anything wrong
The bad news: I guess I’m more jittery about this than I had realized.

Does this even qualify as a bullet dodged? I pity you fools for having to deal with me for the next several months.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It makes sense. You went through quite a scare. Keep positive. Don’t worry about the jitters because it’s natural.

Sharkbait

I missed what’s going on, but if its good news take it!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty sure this is the best video ever in the history of the galaxy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9p7k9r3lng

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This show was fantastic; a long time ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUMJ3Wy53M

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Only Cleveland and Detroit within three days.

Senor Weaselo

But the day before was New England!

Sharkbait

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

WCS

The 10-1 Patriots and 10-1 Panthers are the best two undefeated teams in the league.

Sharkbait

Pats LOST?? I blacked out midway through the 4th.

Brick Meathook

THE DRINK OF CHOICE IN THE MOTOR CITY TONIGHT:
http://i.imgur.com/wcP1vYS.jpg

Sep

At least Lions fans can take solace in hanging their heads while watching the Favre special.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Seriously though, I can’t believe that shit just happened. Was screaming my head off.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welcome to why I can’t sleep at night.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is fucking beautiful.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Your post, not your scrotum.

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