Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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Brocky

Kc should have scored there.

Get some oxygen big guy you deserve it

Damn Derek

King Hippo

Derek Carr, you fucking asshole.

Sill Bimmons
Old School Zero

WHAT? Need more info.

Sill Bimmons

Took a nasty hit near the goal line, finished the series then went to the locker room.

Old School Zero

Noooooo

Brocky

Lol, lafell had a chance to make the tackle, but Brady got in his way

Spur

Ah shit yeah. its former pro bowler Derek Anderson!!!!

Redshirt

Saw the Brady Pick-6 on Fox. Saw it two minutes later on CBS and I still climaxed. How’s that for recovery time?

Sharkbait

Need more booze.

Moonbatting Average

That’s it. I’m just gonna stay outside so good stuff keeps happening

Sill Bimmons

yeah fuck off back to the garage

King Hippo

you’d better!

litre_cola

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING AWESOME!!!

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Gratliff

FUCK TOM BRADY LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz

Sill Bimmons

oh that was a very happy

Spur

BOO FUCKING YA! FUCK OFF TERRIFIC TOM

Spoolgegasm

fleshwound_NPG

DREAMBOATPICKSIXKAKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old School Zero

WHAT

YES

OH MY

OH YES

OH YESSSSS

Redshirt

Dream-6!

litre_cola

When I see players headbutt, I now completely think that it is not a good look.

Bortleback

Saints D

Bortleback

The motto of their secondary is “No bounties = no coverage”

Sill Bimmons

Ginn had time to make himself a sandwich on that one.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

GINNDOWN! He’s still in the league.

fleshwound_NPG

What is a Catch, Part 85

Spur

Murray: 6 carries, 2 yards.

Sill Bimmons

wut

Spur
blaxabbath

Look at that strap being engulfed by her thigh. WOULD NOT BANG!

Sill Bimmons

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Romonobyl

I wonder how she handles concealed carry?

ThursdaySkyGoddess

BROCKCEPTION!

King Hippo

Sad Hippo. Need McManusPOINTS. Plus Donks fan.

Old School Zero

SURPRISE COMPETENCE

Brock Lobster

What is NO challenging

King Hippo

12 men in the huddle?

Moonbatting Average

Derpolina

blaxabbath

Just popping back in. Hope NE and CAR lose. Also, still listening to cardinals post game show.

Have you ever read yelp reviews for the grand canyon that give it only 3 of 5 stars? That’s these callers.

Sharkbait

You can review a hole in the ground?

Old School Zero

I tried to do that once but it turns out I was reviewing my own ass.

Bortleback

“3/5 stars – too big to walk in the 45 minutes we had to see it. Owner should consider making it smaller.”

blaxabbath

There was, no shit, a review that said it was too large to comprehend when standing at the rim. Also that it was far from Vegas (where they were staying). So each of those was minus one star.

Bortleback

I feel that having completed a review like that should preclude you from any skilled work or from being allowed to procreate.

Sill Bimmons

it was made in 40 days during the flood how grand could it be #blessed #noah #2/10wouldnothike

Redshirt

Don’t worry. If President Trump or, God forbid, President Cruz happens, some more Grand Canyons will be made.

blaxabbath

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t talked about using these nukes before they go bad.

King Hippo

Holding the dude who can;t catch anyway

John Difool

American Idol: The Farewell Season…..you mean, it’s finally ending?

http://geekologie.com/2014/09/12/star-wars-without-williams.jpg

Spur

The Wookie doesn’t get a medal. He flew the fucking ship!!!

Sill Bimmons

What, the Rebellion couldn’t spring for a couple tuxedo rentals and a medal for Chewbacca?

John Difool

#WookLivesMatter

Redshirt

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Old School Zero

Jeebus, San Diego. This is pathetic.

blackroseMD1

Might as well rename the team when they move to Los Angeles.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Los Angeles Derpfest! (Formerly known as the San Diego Chargers)

King Hippo

RUN FATMAN RUN!!!

Sill Bimmons

LOOGIT THAT FAT BOY RUN

Sharkbait

What’s an L. Smith? You’re not Amari Cooper.

Sill Bimmons

QUADBOX 2: ICANTREALLYTHINKOFANYTHING BOOGALOO

King Hippo

I could have really fucking used that second CrabtreeDOWN

fleshwound_NPG

Ball Don’t Lie justice makes an apperance in DEN/SD

Old School Zero

INGRAM GIVES NO FUCKS

Spur
King Hippo

godfuckingdamnit, McManus

fleshwound_NPG

KICKING IS TOO EASY

New game: guess the kids activities they have at Raiderville.

Romonobyl

Pin the used hypodermic on the hobo.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Homemade Shanks 101: Your child takes paper towels and Wrigley wrappers and crafts a shank that would me San Quentin solitaries blush!”

litre_cola

Pin the murder on the honkey?

Sill Bimmons

Makeup: It’s Not Just For Girls Anymore!

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Raiders-Vegas-06-03-15.jpg

Spanky Datass

How to fashion your short bus boarding pass into a lethal weapon?

blackroseMD1

Holy bullshit call, Batman!

Old School Zero

Noooooo shit.

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shitty bailout penalty

/HAIL BLEERGH

Old School Zero

shitty is right. THAT’S NOT EVEN PEYTON YOU DUMB ZEBRA FUCKS!

Spur

Where’s Fox filming next Sunday, the Wounded Knee memorial?

Old School Zero

Auschwitz.

King Hippo

TALK ABOUT GRITTY ,, imo godbless

Romonobyl

Detroit

King Hippo

TOO FAR

Old School Zero

BURN IT

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Oh my, all these Oakland people look like they’re going to a pegging BDSM orgy after the game!

Black Hole… I bet

Sharkbait

New England is tied with a team that got called for 12 men on a kneel down. There is not enough alcohol here for this.

litre_cola

That shit is legal up here, maybe they think they are playing a Toronto game, Bahhston people do have an accent.

Sill Bimmons

Men Without Hats?

MOAR LIKE MEN WITHOUT JOBS AMIRITE

Old School Zero

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Verily, sir. Such ruffians that cannot afford a decent chapeau are a vile leech on our good fortune and should be summarily expunged.

Sill Bimmons

GODFREY DANIEL