Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.
KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.
Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.
Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.
Kc should have scored there.
Get some oxygen big guy you deserve it
Damn Derek
Derek Carr, you fucking asshole.
Cam out of the game.
http://misterirrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/horse-balls-tee.jpg
WHAT? Need more info.
Took a nasty hit near the goal line, finished the series then went to the locker room.
Noooooo
!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/fd7c09b803e664146beff915fed64915/tumblr_nyfy9h3YwB1syvjuco1_500.jpg
Lol, lafell had a chance to make the tackle, but Brady got in his way
Ah shit yeah. its former pro bowler Derek Anderson!!!!
Saw the Brady Pick-6 on Fox. Saw it two minutes later on CBS and I still climaxed. How’s that for recovery time?
Need more booze.
That’s it. I’m just gonna stay outside so good stuff keeps happening
yeah fuck off back to the garage
you’d better!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING AWESOME!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
FUCK TOM BRADY LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
oh that was a very happy
BOO FUCKING YA! FUCK OFF TERRIFIC TOM
Spoolgegasm
DREAMBOATPICKSIXKAKKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT
YES
OH MY
OH YES
OH YESSSSS
Dream-6!
When I see players headbutt, I now completely think that it is not a good look.
What about coaches joining in? http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/enraged-football-coach-head-butts-player-gives-self-he-1746359486
Saints D
The motto of their secondary is “No bounties = no coverage”
Ginn had time to make himself a sandwich on that one.
GINNDOWN! He’s still in the league.
What is a Catch, Part 85
Murray: 6 carries, 2 yards.
wut
http://i.imgur.com/DrlimJn.jpg
Look at that strap being engulfed by her thigh. WOULD NOT BANG!
I wonder how she handles concealed carry?
BROCKCEPTION!
Sad Hippo. Need McManusPOINTS. Plus Donks fan.
SURPRISE COMPETENCE
Brock Lobster
What is NO challenging
12 men in the huddle?
Derpolina
Just popping back in. Hope NE and CAR lose. Also, still listening to cardinals post game show.
Have you ever read yelp reviews for the grand canyon that give it only 3 of 5 stars? That’s these callers.
You can review a hole in the ground?
I tried to do that once but it turns out I was reviewing my own ass.
“3/5 stars – too big to walk in the 45 minutes we had to see it. Owner should consider making it smaller.”
There was, no shit, a review that said it was too large to comprehend when standing at the rim. Also that it was far from Vegas (where they were staying). So each of those was minus one star.
I feel that having completed a review like that should preclude you from any skilled work or from being allowed to procreate.
it was made in 40 days during the flood how grand could it be #blessed #noah #2/10wouldnothike
Don’t worry. If President Trump or, God forbid, President Cruz happens, some more Grand Canyons will be made.
I’m surprised Trump hasn’t talked about using these nukes before they go bad.
Holding the dude who can;t catch anyway
American Idol: The Farewell Season…..you mean, it’s finally ending?
http://geekologie.com/2014/09/12/star-wars-without-williams.jpg
The Wookie doesn’t get a medal. He flew the fucking ship!!!
What, the Rebellion couldn’t spring for a couple tuxedo rentals and a medal for Chewbacca?
#WookLivesMatter
Jeebus, San Diego. This is pathetic.
Might as well rename the team when they move to Los Angeles.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Los Angeles Derpfest! (Formerly known as the San Diego Chargers)
RUN FATMAN RUN!!!
LOOGIT THAT FAT BOY RUN
What’s an L. Smith? You’re not Amari Cooper.
QUADBOX 2: ICANTREALLYTHINKOFANYTHING BOOGALOO
I could have really fucking used that second CrabtreeDOWN
Ball Don’t Lie justice makes an apperance in DEN/SD
INGRAM GIVES NO FUCKS
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/01/01cf3d846c7a8a0d20370c59aa46bbb6d793788bbbb5fb24de74d8ac2d56d24f.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rusaB8N.jpg
godfuckingdamnit, McManus
KICKING IS TOO EASY
New game: guess the kids activities they have at Raiderville.
Pin the used hypodermic on the hobo.
“Homemade Shanks 101: Your child takes paper towels and Wrigley wrappers and crafts a shank that would me San Quentin solitaries blush!”
Pin the murder on the honkey?
Makeup: It’s Not Just For Girls Anymore!
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Raiders-Vegas-06-03-15.jpg
How to fashion your short bus boarding pass into a lethal weapon?
Holy bullshit call, Batman!
Noooooo shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shitty bailout penalty
/HAIL BLEERGH
shitty is right. THAT’S NOT EVEN PEYTON YOU DUMB ZEBRA FUCKS!
Where’s Fox filming next Sunday, the Wounded Knee memorial?
Auschwitz.
TALK ABOUT GRITTY ,, imo godbless
Detroit
TOO FAR
http://gifs.gifburger.com/241-macklemore-ryan-lewis-downtown-official-music-video.gif
BURN IT
Oh my, all these Oakland people look like they’re going to a pegging BDSM orgy after the game!
Black Hole… I bet
New England is tied with a team that got called for 12 men on a kneel down. There is not enough alcohol here for this.
That shit is legal up here, maybe they think they are playing a Toronto game, Bahhston people do have an accent.
Men Without Hats?
MOAR LIKE MEN WITHOUT JOBS AMIRITE
Verily, sir. Such ruffians that cannot afford a decent chapeau are a vile leech on our good fortune and should be summarily expunged.
GODFREY DANIEL