Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind.
Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time to shine. In this pass-happy-friendly league what the Bronc’s “No Fly Zone” have accomplished beggars belief. CB’s Talib, Harris Jr. and Roby have yet to allow a 300 yard passer to date. Much of that depends on help from the front seven for sure but hold up a second. These guys have given up only 1 (ONE) TD through the air. Maybe they give up plenty of yards in the slot? Uh, no. There have been only two guys that have done 100 yards receiving versus these super stubborn fly boys. I’m thinking Oakland WR Cooper gets his wings clipped here.
Dal @ GB: Since Wk. 8 QB Rodgers has a 57.5 QB rating. Everyone and their mother knows that he’s much better than this and that he’ll come out of his funk but I think it would be great for the Boys to take the game and take the lead in the-. Hold up a second-that won’t be funny at all. GO GREEN BAY!
Whoever cut our fiber in California, fuck you for making me do actual work.
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Back, had to make a food run. Looks like I didn’t miss anything except DAMMIT CHICAGO!!! Have we heard from the good Doktor or her legal representation?
I would DeMary that guy
Talk about the alpha and the omega. Two Donks #1 picks from the same draft. Demaryius (I almost hit the ceiling in delight)…then fucking Tebow…
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*He yells from basement of dad’s church while cleaning up.
And yeah, Brock totes meant to do that. Don;t be all jelly, PeyPey
GREAT fucking call by Kubes.
Who had it worse, Cassandra with the power of prophecy but no one would believe her or Aaron Rodgers with his football talent having Mike McCarthy as his head coach?
Elway with Dan Reeves still fucking wins. People still rank that Montana shlub ahead of him as a result of that asshole.
24-0, two McManus FGs per quarter would be lovely
LMAO. I take back my last 2 pics
Mike McCarthy, playcalling GENIUS!
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So many pork products…
What a fucking defense.
Time to take an afternoon nap to the sultry, soothing sounds of Joe Buck and Troy Aikmen.
/stabs eardrums
//sleeps peacefully
Actual TD!
I couldn’t decide between these too so I will give you this one as well
Regarding the man in the banner picture, how are his looks deceiving? Is he an investment banker?
He only has three manslaughter convictions; two involuntary.
Almost TD!
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HOODIEFIRST
No Romonobyl, but a little Casselshima will do.
Oh shit I forgot Romo is out. I just assumed. Turned off sound
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INTERCEPTIONVANIA
That’s NAWT A CATCH Dez!
ROMOBYLE BEGINS
CASSELCEPTION
CASSELCEPTION!
Green Bay may have escaped Detroit, but it has NO ANSWER for CasselVANIA
Everyone left, for the few that stayed I will continue my theme
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HOLY FUCK MCFADDEN
This is starting like the kind of McManus game that once made my fantasy team pretty good. Constantly in medium/long range, many, many attempts. All of them good.
Shit, Rawls’ ankle was broken. And he WALKED off the field, saluting the fans.
WRONG WAY, VERNON
“America’s Game of the Week” features the team with the worst record in the NFC. If this doesn’t prove that Fox hates America, I don’t know what will.
To be fair, the Cowboys failing so hard is great TV
Holy shit. Dallas is in Green Bay in mid-December. It’s gonna be like when I’d go batshit crazy on easy mode in old football games and the score would just show XX.
No Romonobyl in December is like Christmas without eggnog.
Joe Buck has one of the most punchable faces in history, right behind Justin Bieber….. or maybe in front of, your mileage may vary.
I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND TV COMMERCIALS
Understanding is not required. Just buy shit.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SELLING
MURRIKA!!!
posted for posterity’s sake
AFC South went from Meh to dogshit awful again.
The Shady things bugs me more than it should. Hope he doesn’t do some shit like retire as a Bill.
Eagles and Slurs on a collision course to be embarassed in the wild card round!
Not the wildcard, it’ll be the game after.
Razorcakes gonna razor…
Game hasn’t started. So out of boredom.
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Do the Bills practice?
Injun Sam been wrapping himself in too many blankets recently.
Crap, Try this again, too much firewater for Sam
Once the Cowboys are assured a top 5 draft pick i don’t care what they do. Please lose guys. Joey Bosa is there for the taking
Bradford just got syphilis blanketed….
fiddy burger in IND/JAX
oh clots…
Hnnnnnghhhhh
Brock really sharp early.
Robbie Gould lost a game for the 3rd time this year
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“Put a cast on it.”
-Beyonce sings about Dalton’s thumb
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The banner picture on this post gives me hope for our future.
I still can’t believe that dude is allowed to keep his job as a City Court Judge…
Dude, looks are deceiving! It says so right there on his face!