Your Cornucopia Of Late Games Open Thread

Oh wait. It’s just two freaking games. Nevermind.

Oak @ Den: Oakland is progressing just fine right now but it seems to be Denver’s time to shine. In this pass-happy-friendly league what the Bronc’s “No Fly Zone” have accomplished beggars belief. CB’s Talib, Harris Jr. and Roby have yet to allow a 300 yard passer to date. Much of that depends on help from the front seven for sure but hold up a second. These guys have given up only 1 (ONE) TD through the air. Maybe they give up plenty of yards in the slot? Uh, no. There have been only two guys that have done 100 yards receiving versus these super stubborn fly boys. I’m thinking Oakland WR Cooper gets his wings clipped here.

Dal @ GB: Since Wk. 8 QB Rodgers has a 57.5 QB rating.  Everyone and their mother knows that he’s much better than this and that he’ll come out of his funk but I think it would be great for the Boys to take the game and take the lead in the-. Hold up a second-that won’t be funny at all. GO GREEN BAY!

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Sharkbait

Whoever cut our fiber in California, fuck you for making me do actual work.

ThePirateSloth
Romonobyl

Back, had to make a food run. Looks like I didn’t miss anything except DAMMIT CHICAGO!!! Have we heard from the good Doktor or her legal representation?

Moonbatting Average

I would DeMary that guy

King Hippo

Talk about the alpha and the omega. Two Donks #1 picks from the same draft. Demaryius (I almost hit the ceiling in delight)…then fucking Tebow…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*He yells from basement of dad’s church while cleaning up.

King Hippo

And yeah, Brock totes meant to do that. Don;t be all jelly, PeyPey

King Hippo

GREAT fucking call by Kubes.

Who had it worse, Cassandra with the power of prophecy but no one would believe her or Aaron Rodgers with his football talent having Mike McCarthy as his head coach?

King Hippo

Elway with Dan Reeves still fucking wins. People still rank that Montana shlub ahead of him as a result of that asshole.

King Hippo

24-0, two McManus FGs per quarter would be lovely

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

LMAO. I take back my last 2 pics

King Hippo

Mike McCarthy, playcalling GENIUS!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

So many pork products…

King Hippo

What a fucking defense.

ThePirateSloth

Time to take an afternoon nap to the sultry, soothing sounds of Joe Buck and Troy Aikmen.

/stabs eardrums
//sleeps peacefully

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Actual TD!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I couldn’t decide between these too so I will give you this one as well

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Regarding the man in the banner picture, how are his looks deceiving? Is he an investment banker?

nomonkeyfun

He only has three manslaughter convictions; two involuntary.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
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HOODIEFIRST

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No Romonobyl, but a little Casselshima will do.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Oh shit I forgot Romo is out. I just assumed. Turned off sound

John Difool

INTERCEPTIONVANIA

Shogun Marcus

That’s NAWT A CATCH Dez!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

ROMOBYLE BEGINS

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CASSELCEPTION

ThursdaySkyGoddess

CASSELCEPTION!

King Hippo

Green Bay may have escaped Detroit, but it has NO ANSWER for CasselVANIA

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Everyone left, for the few that stayed I will continue my theme

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John Difool

HOLY FUCK MCFADDEN

King Hippo

This is starting like the kind of McManus game that once made my fantasy team pretty good. Constantly in medium/long range, many, many attempts. All of them good.

King Hippo

Shit, Rawls’ ankle was broken. And he WALKED off the field, saluting the fans.

King Hippo

WRONG WAY, VERNON

Col. Duke LaCross

“America’s Game of the Week” features the team with the worst record in the NFC. If this doesn’t prove that Fox hates America, I don’t know what will.

fleshwound_NPG

To be fair, the Cowboys failing so hard is great TV

Gratliff

Holy shit. Dallas is in Green Bay in mid-December. It’s gonna be like when I’d go batshit crazy on easy mode in old football games and the score would just show XX.

John Difool

No Romonobyl in December is like Christmas without eggnog.

John Difool

Joe Buck has one of the most punchable faces in history, right behind Justin Bieber….. or maybe in front of, your mileage may vary.

Brick Meathook

I NO LONGER UNDERSTAND TV COMMERCIALS

Moonbatting Average

Understanding is not required. Just buy shit.

Brick Meathook

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE SELLING

King Hippo

MURRIKA!!!

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posted for posterity’s sake

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AFC South went from Meh to dogshit awful again.

Gratliff

The Shady things bugs me more than it should. Hope he doesn’t do some shit like retire as a Bill.

Gratliff

Eagles and Slurs on a collision course to be embarassed in the wild card round!

John Difool

Not the wildcard, it’ll be the game after.

John Difool

Razorcakes gonna razor…

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do the Bills practice?

Injun Sam been wrapping himself in too many blankets recently.

Crap, Try this again, too much firewater for Sam

Spur

Once the Cowboys are assured a top 5 draft pick i don’t care what they do. Please lose guys. Joey Bosa is there for the taking

John Difool

Bradford just got syphilis blanketed….

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fiddy burger in IND/JAX

oh clots…

American Pie Story

Hnnnnnghhhhh

King Hippo

Brock really sharp early.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Robbie Gould lost a game for the 3rd time this year

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Brick Meathook

The banner picture on this post gives me hope for our future.

JustStopDude

I still can’t believe that dude is allowed to keep his job as a City Court Judge…

Saint Taint

Dude, looks are deceiving! It says so right there on his face!

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