No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
2000 yard sack
The “mega sack,” according to Jeeem.
Holy fuck. I can not believe how many star wars commercials exist at this point.
Did we need a Benghazi movie? Especially one directed by Michael Bay starring the dockworker from season two of The Wire?
But who else will tell us the secret story of Benghazi?!
Ziggy? or Frank? Or Amy Ryan? If it’s Amy Ryan then yes, we need that movie.
Sadly, not Amy Ryan (I would watch that movie), also not Zig or Frank. The tall jackass from Orange is the New Black.
“Special” teams
They took the short bus from the hotel to the stadium.
This is certainly a Jet game.
Fucking special fucking teams
The most accurate description thus far.
Bollocks
Never mind the
The derps just keep herping along.
Untouched Powelldown!!
Mike Carey says it’s a fumble. jets are gonna keep the ball.
It’s uncanny
I have never seen anyone be so wrong, so consistently, in my life.
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This is turning out to be quite the clusterfuck so far. Classic Thur-Saturday night game.
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Jesus fucking Christ. What next? Maybe an Ebola outbreak in the Jets locker room at halftime?
awwwww, you ruined the surprise
I’m the asshole at Christmas who guesses every present accurately.
MOTHERFUCK
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David Bowie?
Aaaaaand that’ll be the season for Decker. This game is going GREAT
Oh my god, this fucking game.
Gentlemen, and Dok,
I do spend a lot of time here with you and I must tell you that I proposed today and am getting married next fall.
Cracked a bottle of wine that I have put down for 15 years and am now fielding too many phone calls. I hate telephones.
HUZZAH!
Congrats, man!
WHOOHOO!! CONGRATULATIONS!
[slaps litre_cola on the ass, hard]
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
Well done!
Tempted to do the same thing to get away from this shitty game – where can I get an engagement ring at 2am?
Two words – Grave. Robbing.
I can help you out, want a finger with that, or no?
Mazel Tov!
Unfortunately for me, the love between my turtle and I is still forbidden in the eyes of the law of our puritanical, body shaming society.
What? I was assured by many zealots that making gay marriage legal would result in people marrying animals. Is this NOT the case?
Well to be fair, in my case it was just a rogue marriage license clerk in a landlocked dinosaur town who denied me; they just don’t understand reptiles (amphibians?) there.
Right on!
Did the Jets just not plan for Dallas to have a pass rush?
If the ball hits BOTH of the receiver’s hands, it’s on fucking target, Pheeeel
Hit him in a bad spot
SOME A’YALL HATE US! SOME A’YALL LIKE US! AND THAT’S OKAY! CAUSE YOU PEOPLE PAID YOUR MONEY TO SEE US FUCK UP ON A WEEKLY BASIS!
I am SO HAPPY I decided to follow Don T’s advice and have music playing. THIS is how you watch football!
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Powell is quietly having a really nice second half of the season.
Cassel was just showing his eliteness with that interception – killing some clock, while knowing that the Jets would derp the ball up rather than score
What an idiotic sequence that did nothing but reverse field
Shut the fuck up Pheeeel. It’s all Matt Cassel’s fault.
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Are Cowboys fans actually rooting for them to win? That would be insane. My wife was happy with that stop, but I think it was just reflex
God damnit Chan
MAXIMUM THURSDAY
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I remember when I saw them open up for The Cure in ’87
YES CHAN, RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE ALWAYS WORKS. FUCK
Jets.
Chan you fucking asshole
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Yeah, that’s the stuff
Enough of this productive outside running, Chan. MOAR 2 yard runs straight up the middle!
“I’d ideally like to be remembered as the opposite of an innovator.”
–Chan Gailey
OBJ’s secrets to success:
1: Be born a genetic freak
2: Don’t get drafted by the Browns
Doesn’t the ball have to hit, you know, the GROUND for it to be intentional grounding?
Congratulations, Matt Cassel, you’re gonna have a rule named after you!
These are the same officials who cannot come to a consensus on what is a catch, let’s not expect too much from them.
The secret to ODB’s success: hands that can rip phone books in half.
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Is that actually a Barf cosplay? Where can I see more of this lady?
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Nice of Cassel to be selective about which defender he was going to throw the interception to, I suppose?
He felt Revis needed the stats.
Nice work, Jets. Interception then false start? Get your shit together.
PRAISE BE!!!!!
Ineffective grounding, heh
Intentional grounding AND an interception together seem contradictory.
The rarely seen “intentional interception.”
So it’s gonna be one of THOSE kinds of games, huh?
CASSELVANIACEPTION
Oh dear fuck, that was HILARIOUS
oh wow
Holy shit, cassel. I now have all the derp I needed for the day.