No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.
NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.
The army paid for that ad that was shilling the army? Didn’t see that one coming.
Oh, and to go off-topic:
Pete Rose apologists are the worst. The dude is banned for a reason.
And in overtime, it’ll be the Chevy coin toss. Chevy: Giving you a 50-50 shot for over a century!
Dammit. Missed.
He freely admits he’s still gambling on baseball!
So it’s the Lexus halftime report during a football game brought to you by Mazda, Hyundai, and Honda?
Love you Naya!
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Phil and Jim seem amazed that a defensive secondary would line up 13 yards deep on 3rd and 14.
But how do you stop the screen then?
Tackle the runner before he gets 14 yards up the field.
Duh.
Fucking Winters. God dammit
Three first half penalties is not ideal, Brian.
“A Tale of Two Cities”
Is that about the ongoing neverending effort to use Los Angeles to extort money from other cities?
LA and Anaheim both couldn’t keep teams.
Granted Al Davis would move to Kosovo if he could work it out.
Al Davis strikes me as being more comfortable in Transylvania in his current condition.
The current clusterfuck is more like a scat film called “3 teams, 1 city”
Ryan Fitzpatrick is pretty close to a 90 QBR. The last Jet to do that was Chad Pennington.
So do we know that this Moore guy isn’t Tim Tebow in disguise? Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
What exactly are you implying here?
His third down overthrows are Tebowesque, not to mention that pick on his second pass
They may be lovers…..
YEEEEEEEEEHAW, I HAVE OVERLY OPTIMISTIC FEELINGS ABOUT THE REMAINDER OF OUR SCHEDULE!!!
/fires two guns in the air
//bullets both come down into Romo’s collarbone
Beat Zona and its ours.
///Romo still not placed on IR after suffering two simultaneous gunshot wounds
Is it just me, or does Moore look terrified?
So save me a minute on the internet search: What happened to Matt Cassell? Injured or just too much suck?
Suck. Too much.
The jets signed Bernard Pollard in the middle of the first quarter, and Cassel booked it out of the stadium.
He only injures good QBs, though.
So much suck.
“Don’t worry, man. You can’t be as bad as that Cassell dude.”
Moore: “Oh yeah?”
“Sure I can! “
He’s got that look where he doesn’t even know he’s dead yet.
It’s almost as if any quarterback can be decent given 15 minutes in the pocket
…AND WHITEHEAD GETS DRILLED ON THE RETURN! SOMEONE CALL A DERMATOLOGIST!
Hol’y shit! Dez is still alive!
Mazda: Don’t forget us when you’re having your midlife crisis
I will tow it with my camaro
Why doesn’t the new Miata have a folding metal roof?
Ragtops suck.
Oh that’s what I used to call Sikhs in Brampton when I got shitfaced!
Those are pull-starts.
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The best of the Bowl Games: The Jerry Jones Strippers and Crack Classic
Fuck this ad.
The fact that it’s only 9-3 says a lot more about the Jets than it does about the Cowboys.
WHOOP! One family get-together down, two more to go.
SHIT! That reminds me I have a family birthday dinner to go to tomorrow. Gonna miss the afternoon slate.
This one was an annual pot luck/gift exchange that takes place at an arena.
The way things are going, the Cowboys O line will end up with more tackles than successful pickups of the pass rush
Brian Winters is making up for his two early penalties by just not blocking at all. Weird strategy.
Horatio returns from a night out with the family. Turns on the TV just in time to watch the Dallas QB hurl an interception. Realizes said QB is not Matt Cassell.
“Hey, we’ve got a chance here!”
I like how the referees managed to miss TWO blows to the head of the quarterback.
Not a marquee name, doesn’t matter to the NFL.
It’s Thursday Night Football on Saturday. What did you expect?
Ah, so maybe that’s why he wasn’t playing.
Jesus, Cassell, how the fuck do you just throw the ball blind?
Moore. Whatever.
NAWT CASSEL
That was lefty CasselVANIA understudy
Holy shit that was funnier than the first INT.
ermagherd
Is Peyton a girls name or a boys name?
Yes.
It’s an android’s name.
If you love your children it’s neither.
You know, the video to Taylor Swift’s Shake it Off is kinda fun.
She can shake whatever she wants
This is a classic Jets scenario. If he doesn’t throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns I’ll be shocked.
Was just thinking that. All the mak….and nevermind.
The Kellan Moore era begins?
KELLEN MOORE SIGHTING?
Is H8ful Eight going to be any good?
No.
STOP RUNNING IT UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING IDIOT
I think maybe someone needs to pull him aside and tell him the running back is allowed to go to either side.
Right up the middle, Chan! THEY WILL NEVER EXPECT IT
Jones’ wife looks like a female clone of him. That is some scary shit.
This is CRAZY, this game, it’s CRAAAAAZY.
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Whoo, right up the middle! That Chan Gailey fella is changin’ the game I tells ya!
This Tostitos commercial makes me insane. No one at the party knows this asshole’s name, why is he there? Who invited him?
Somebody showing up like that, with nobody knowing their name, definitely isn’t a net contributor of snacks to the party, anyway.
Is Star Wars sponsored by Draft Kings yet?
The value of daily fantasy sports, as explained in a galaxy far, far away…..
A long time age, in an unregulated gambling market far far away……
Ago*
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Holy shit, the Cowboys offense is God-awful!
There is not actually a “mega sack”, you lush.
I’m old; it is a megasack.
Oh, you meant……….