Your First Of Many (Two?) Saturday Night NFL Games Open Thread

No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.

NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.

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Horatio Cornblower

Phil Simms calling Cole Beasley “sure-handed” is a definitive symptom of CTE.

Bugg

Also the idea-devoid Hollywood douchebags who remade “Point Break”.

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously. Just call it something else.

Horatio Cornblower

“Break Point”

Spur

Being a Jets fan has to be the toughest test of loyalty going.

entropy

I’d imagine being a Browns fan is tougher.

ballsofsteelandfury

Cleveland would like a word.

ballsofsteelandfury

Jillian Michaels and Tracy Wolfson. Sisters?

entropy

The Escalade… over engineered to hell and back, for people with too much money who will never, ever take advantage of all that utility.

jjfozz

I’m grooving a god buzz now, riends. Not too dumb, not too smart. I will continue to dirnk, I think my wife finds me even sexieer when I’m slightly bombed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The misspellings in this are priceless.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah I really want to see where this goes.

I also want Mrs. Fozz to get her own account on here and give us a “Point-Counterpoint” view.

Horatio Cornblower

There is nothing more certain in life that the next three Dallas plays are going to be run, run, FGA

Sill Bimmons

At least they tried to throw it.

Horatio Cornblower

True, they certainly showed me.

entropy

INCOHERENT SCREAMING

ballsofsteelandfury

Rum cake is gone?

Horatio Cornblower

How are we on rum ham?

Sill Bimmons
ballsofsteelandfury

Yup

FUCK

jjfozz

EAT SHIT AND DIE DALLAS UCK YOU TO HELL

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus I thought Mitchell was going to run that right back to the Jets’ end zone.

King Hippo

No, YOU TAKE IT!!!

entropy

Hmm….. First down, should probably run up the middle.

Peak Chan

Smithchez

I’m holding out on seeing Star Wars until I’m with the other SW fan in my family, and I trust the opinion of the Kommetariat. Scale of 1-10 (no spoilers), what’d you think?

Gratliff

8.5

Col. Duke LaCross

8/10 Whole lot of fun.

Spur

At least Kellen Moore can lead the team to the the redzone

jjfozz

Xmas shopping lat nite, sw a Tie fighter “toy” for $179.99.

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, GEORGE DO YOU NOT HAVE EOOUGH YACHTS TO WATER SKI BEHIND?

EAT A BIG SHITBURGER YOU CUNT!

Smithchez

Nice pick ,but just go down in the endzone, idiot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

KellenNOBYL

ballsofsteelandfury

There’s some good work over on the Star Wars thread is anyone is interested.

Jesus, Moore!

jjfozz

aaaaaand DERP

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone needs to do a clown version of “who’s on first” with Bosa and Clowney.

jjfozz

don’t know what was worse – facepalm from my junior prom date when I went in for the kiss, or the look my wife just agve me when I poured a fresh dirnk – (found gin and tonic ingredients in teh basement)

Moonbatting Average

This Democratic debate is boring. So little batshit crazy

Smithchez

Really earning that 20 million, Darrelle.

Bloody Lethal

Never pay a corner $20mil is a good general rule of thumb.

entropy

Cromartie, burned again. Shocker.

Spur

This is bullshit Jets. The Cowboys need a top 5 pick to get Joey Bosa. Assholes from jersey WIN!

entropy

What the hell happened to the Jets’ D?!

Horatio Cornblower

They’re baffled by the QB throwing with the wrong hand. How is that even legal!?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

Jesus she’s pale.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

See below.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pickle, especially homemade.

ballsofsteelandfury

Dill pickle.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I guess those guys didn’t want to pay the rights to use a real NFL team in their ad?

Sill Bimmons

Look how empty that place is.

litre_cola

They are at the Ice Cowboys v Ice Alouettes game. I know I would be

Gratliff

Madden 16 multiplayer would sure be fun, but I’ve never been able to get it to connect to matchmaking unlike literally every other game I’ve played, but I got a wireless controller with the charger for 20 bucks with it, so the only real downside was buying a Madden game.

Sill Bimmons

Only a douche would wear those shorts.

jjfozz

Vodka supplies are suspect, the pipeline has spurng a leak, eyeing up borubon or back to beers. Will update when situation resolves itself.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cole Beasley is a classic Milford man.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh oh! One of the Brandons is in the locker room. That can’t be good.

Horatio Cornblower

I just picked up Javorious Allen off of waivers in Sill’s Insanity League.

Only then did I realize that I missed the play-offs and don’t have a game this week.

ballsofsteelandfury

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!

Bloody Lethal

I want to buy my dad a nice desk chair maybe in the $500 range for Christmas. Leather swivel.. something like this:

comment image

Anyone got a suggestion where to go?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Great gift!

Gratliff

Don’t fuck up Christmas. Get your dad a hooker. Leather also works in this case.

Horatio Cornblower

This will sound odd but Staples usually has a pretty good selection of office chairs. Probably not high end like that but I’m sure they’d order it for you.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When Jim Nantz said “Decker” I thought he was talking about a woman with whom Greg Hardy had a limited association.

Smithchez

Gotta love the unwritten rule of sidelines never helping stop an opposing player’s momentum.

entropy

Questions you never need to ask:

“Did the Jets run it up the middle on 1st down?”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When Jim Nantz said “scrambled” I thought he was talking about Sean Lee’s brains.

litre_cola

Big Ben didn’t get that joke

entropy

WHUT? TEH BEN LIKE EGGS.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Or Brandon Lee’s abdomen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The colors are certainly. The body is hers. I’m sure they fucking smudged any fucking zits.

Smithchez

That’s some great blocking, Kenbrell. Don’t help out, just run from the QB like he’s on fire.

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