Your First Of Many (Two?) Saturday Night NFL Games Open Thread

No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.

NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.

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Moonbatting Average

How will the Jets Jets this?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Kick return TD?

jjfozz

if this guy misses, i will kick myself in th dick

Horatio Cornblower

“Bullock has strutted out on the field”

You pronounced ‘waddled’ wrong

jjfozz

ravens v chiefs otmorrow – i would rathe rhave a prostate examin in tijuania

ballsofsteelandfury

They’re cheap, though.

King Hippo

why NAWT both?

entropy

So Ramdy Bullock is just Fat Mark Sanchez?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I question and regret many of the choices I’ve made in at least seven of my lives.”

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Sill Bimmons

“You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN’ TO ME???”

entropy

Hey they ran it up the middle! Haven’t seen that all night.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Derpffffffff

King Hippo

Whoopsie

entropy

Holy shit!

Sill Bimmons

oh fuck no

Sill Bimmons

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ballsofsteelandfury

UUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSS

jjfozz

next week – st4elers vs ravens – i am going and geting the fuck drunk as fuck!

i am also going to sprad the cheer of hte holdiay season and buy a steelrs fan a beer that has no piss in it

ballsofsteelandfury

Wooooooo

Horatio Cornblower

In an hour Fozz’s ramblings are going to be harder to read than Linear A.

This game is going to give me an ulcer

entropy

my left eye keeps twitching.

Bugg

Peter Pan, major league dick.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Col. Duke LaCross

She was beautiful.

Sill Bimmons

FUMBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

King Hippo

up the middle, Chan!

WCS

Scrolling through, I see JJFozz is having himself a fun evening.

Sill Bimmons

He’s in bourble with the missus.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Bourble is our new favorite word. Other than Bleergh

jjfozz

if iw ere a fourth of jluly fieworks display i’d be at the finale right now, but it’s not ending

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

What kind of wood doesn’t float?

Natalie Wood!

ballsofsteelandfury

NICE!

jjfozz

remember when norm mcdoanled had potential?

WCS

That’s so Jets!

Also, hello, bitches.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sup!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Keep your head down. The Jest fans are irritated and Fozz is a little handsy tonight

entropy

Yo.

Sill Bimmons

Dallas spelled backward is Sallad:

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King Hippo

NAWT enough mayonnaise for Texas asses ,, smh

King Hippo

Jets fans react reasonably

entropy

Since when?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

HAPPYDOINK!

entropy

Oh fuck this game

Smithchez

What an absolute fucking shock.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

I hate this game

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Anyone figure out what Kellen Moore is yet? Man-child gone wrong? Half-baked clone?

Horatio Cornblower

Well Phil as a Cowboys fan I can tell you that those two interceptions bother the fuck out of me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

admited now, i have a man crush on marsahwn lyncy.

fuck it, he palys like a fucking maniac and says “boss” like a boss.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, Jamarcus Russell really has reinvented himself.

Smithchez

50 yard attempt? 100% chance he makes it. Nobody misses against the Jets.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

I hate this game

entropy

I’m just getting angrier and angrier.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, no. He’s going to miss this one and it won’t be close.

/kicker hits FG
//goes out to car

I ALWAYS KNEW HE’D MAKE IT!!!

/realizes he’s been somehow blasted into a shitty car commercial featuring awful “Texans” fans

Sill Bimmons

Weak as shit, Dallas.

King Hippo

I want to make fun of those guys in the crowd shot, but worried they might be legit retarded

Smithchez

With Cromartie in coverage, of course.

entropy

FUCKING CROMARTIE

Sill Bimmons

THAT WAS NOT A GOOD THROW YOU KNUCKLE DRAGGING IMBICILE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I assume you folks who are doing the music-as-commentary thing have included “Heard It Through the Grapevine” on your playlist on the off chance it syncs up with a false start penalty?

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t like raisins.

Horatio Cornblower

Raisnist.

jjfozz

I have no diea what you mean, but i am now playing lcash’s guns on the roof. and it’s working out grat!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mark my words, that woman will still look gorgeous at 80.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just marked……………… MY PANTS!

jjfozz

My-Wang haht

jjfozz

i briefly soncisdered a tequilan and sunny D – no shit. fuck is wong with me?

Horatio Cornblower

I’d go with a nice water and aspirin mix. Maybe mix in a Gatorade.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Tequila Sunrise gone wrong. And listen to Uncle Horatio- advil and gatorade. Drink the gatorade slowly.

Horatio Cornblower

Very slowly.

Smithchez

I wonder what it would be like to have a pass rush.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m switching to The Cure. Seems appropriate.

Horatio Cornblower

“I love black-tar heroin’

Robert Downey, Jr., possibly.

ballsofsteelandfury

ALL HAIL BLEERGH!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Hail Bleergh!

entropy

BLEERGH DEMANDS WORSHIP