Your First Of Many (Two?) Saturday Night NFL Games Open Thread

No see, it’s Thursday Night Football disguised as Other Night Football. It’s more special that way. Do you feel the specialness that’s being imposed upon you by the heads that are talking? No? I knew that you’re the sort of commentariat that wouldn’t fall for that sort of thing.

NYJ @ Dal: Here’s a sentence you don’t see very often, The Jets are clearly the better team in this game. Whoa. I don’t know what you did/are doing Todd Bowles but I do know there will be hell to pay in the next life. The record for TD’s in a season for Jets QB’s is 29-the Fitz is at 25. He’s washed almost all the Buffalo off him and is looking fine. He’s got to be the poster boy for the “that system just wasn’t right for him” Narrative. Either that or this season is a one-off and Houston doesn’t really deserve the 6th round pick that they’re getting for dumping him. This is hard to type-INJURED TONY ROMO IS THE LEAGUE MVP! The Cowboys have fallen from 7th in yds. per game to 29th. As far as points per game are concerned they’ve gone from 29.2 down to 17.7. Enjoy the game folks.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve been in classrooms like that one. I always wondered how they thought that was a more effective way of getting the material taught.

WCS

I’m at that happy little spot where one is not too drunk to be shithoused, but just drunk enough for everything is just fine. What am I doing in this state? Watching Band of Brothers, because I apparently I don’t allow myself to be in a good mood.

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha! Nice choice. Enjoy that sweet spot!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Make it snow is doing some hilarious Star Wars shit on Twitter right now.

ballsofsteelandfury

Guanzhou is winning 1-0 early in the third place game of the Club World Cup in Japan.

Yes, I’m watching it live.

WCS

That’s a place in China, not Japan.
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ballsofsteelandfury

They are playing a Japanese team?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The show The Love Boat and how it predicted the future.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32nniBoPa1r34bppo1_540.jpg

ballsofsteelandfury

There is SO much going on in that picture…

ballsofsteelandfury

Are her areolas really that small or were they photoshopped out?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also see the one I posted earlier.

ballsofsteelandfury

Still can’t tell. Will need further evidence…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ballsofsteelandfury

Damn! Maybe they are…

Excellent work, Moose!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Very pink…. brings back some memories of past women….

ballsofsteelandfury

If that doesn’t get Martin out, nothing will.

ballsofsteelandfury

Sweet!

ballsofsteelandfury

Yum yum

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

LOVE me some Magic Sam; give it a try:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwaSxZy6RQ

*no homo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The second song is great.

WCS

Does it still count as hair of the dog if you start at 23:00? I haven’t been this hungover since grad school.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

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WCS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I realize she’s only 20, but I just get the feeling it would not be a good idea to cross her. A knife in the back would leave a mark.

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entropy

She definitely has crazy eyes, which makes her even more attractive in my opinion.

Senor Weaselo

Cue the graph!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, she’s beautiful IMO. I just would be polite.

Horatio Cornblower

Good night all.

Good luck Fozz.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now he can watch football:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6A6_9enC68

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NSFW:

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s wonderful.

entropy

DAMN.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A study in the properties of buoyancy.

WCS

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ballsofsteelandfury

The JV footbaw is close. Go Cajuns?

Bloody Lethal

I don’t know who to root for… to lose??

Smithchez

Jets…win? Again? The hell is happening? This really is leading to the ultimate heartbreaker of missing the playoffs at 11-5 on the conference record tiebreaker, isn’t it?

WCS

That would be a very Jets thing to do.

Senor Weaselo

That would mean a win against the P*ts.

His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly

It would be even worse if they effectively handled the Patriots.

Sill Bimmons

welp

Horatio Cornblower

“Kellen Moore does the right thing…”

Well yes, that throw did certainly improve Dallas’s draft position.

WINNING SEASON BITCHES!

Senor Weaselo

WOO!

jjfozz

ca we watch somethig else? i am on th edge of hammered, m wife is asleep, i am not gonna try a ‘hey, what’s this?’ with her, an dI’m not sleepy

Bloody Lethal

DO IT.

ballsofsteelandfury

JV football on ESPN!

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Riddick on FXX?

entropy

MOORECEPTION!

Bloody Lethal

The Lord is my shepherd! There is nothing I shall -holy hell please give me.

King Hippo

I don’t think Kellen can throw more than like 20 yards

King Hippo

Wait, he CAN, it’s just like Toonces’ driving

jjfozz

i have neve reen to texas and i’m not sad about htat

entropy

You chose wisely.

Bugg

First FG by a pregnant kicker in NFL history, or he’s so fucking hungry he wants nothing to do with delaying his postgame feast with overtime.

King Hippo

fuck your fucking weak ass honky golf analogies

WCS

Fozz went the Ricky route tonight.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, Bullock did a good!

entropy

FAT SANCHEZ SAVES THE DAY!!

Sill Bimmons

dammit

Senor Weaselo

I’m back, and I got to change my first tire!

entropy

What, like, ever?

Horatio Cornblower

Are you 17?

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, cousin had a flat and didn’t realize it until he was about to leave. And I’m slightly older than that, mid-20s.

/Realized he wrote that… hmm.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Wait, is that a euphemism or did you actually perform automotive maintainance?