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Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!
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Already swearing at TV quite loud. Dog has left my side due to said yelling. “Fuck cross eyes who the fuck was that to? “scared him off
what if his eyes go uncrossed?
http://cdn.hark.com/images/000/442/152/442152/original.jpg
Falls down a well, eyes go crossed, gets leveled by a lineman, eyes go back. I dunno.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zach Ertz!
Zach Ertz who?
Something something, something something Zach Ertz!
NACHO TIME!
Sam Bradford’s hurt, the sun rises in the east…
rdls;fkjadkajf;LKFJ AFA:OIUFAFSIJOFDIU:ODIJO(D
I like seeing Sam Bradforf get hit.
Zach Ertz and Ha Ha Clinton-Dix should really be teammates.
Damn. Sam Bradford MVP candidate?
In the WIP world, one completion should get you in the Hall of Fame, one incompletion should get you shot into Jupiter.
Most Valuable Pima ?
Gonna be one of those defense optional affairs
ARI’s D has gotten gashed on the open drives quite a few times this season.
They’re still running that stupid Chip Kelly play clock?
Cockslobbering morons.
Shouldn’t it just be 40-what the play clock is? IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT, PEOPLE?
Thanks a lot, Denver’s defense. I needed you to contain Ben Roethlisberger and Antonio Brown, instead you let them run wild for almost 60 points. YOU SUCK BRONCOS I HATE YOU MORE THAN I ALREADY DID!
I don’t think a single Commentist isn’t angry about that game.
I get the feeling some of us don’t mind.
What can I say? I love the idea of our entertainment making everyone angry for one reason or another.
Truly.
definitely the blurst of times
OH SHIT THE PACE CLOCK IS UP
they should keep it running through the penalty for funsies
Not even Iggle home suffering can lift the Donks-related depression now. BOO
At least the Panthers and Cards look good. Either should be able to at least put up a fight against the “waltz into the SB” P*ts.
Arians will actually call out the P*ts. Or, I like to think he would.
GE guy needs to murder his idiot friends.
“I’m a new engineer at GE. Watch me change the world!”
Cards were never going to be good until Bill Bidwill kicked the bucket.
At the end of the season, the NFL should offer a compilation of all punt/kick return plays (not just fair catches).
I would watch that violence.
What a jackass.
Is that a Sex Cannon dildo?
Not Chris Johnson Down!
/calls WIP
LONG TIME FIRST TIME, ANGE
You’d have thought the Asomugha disaster would have put the Eagles off of spending a metric fuckton on a cornerback, but no.
I have an asomugha jersey Sill. Along with a Kolb, Maclin, Detmer (Koy, yeah), Cunningham and more but this year I bought a MUrray. Fuck me.
Oh good this defense is showing up tonight.
It’s like this every fucking time we play Arizona.
Last game PHI controlled for like 45 game minutes.
15 minutes was all they needed
Tackling: How Does It Work?
Gotta be fast! No time to bring the guy down!
ARI is putting up 50+ tonight.
Connor Barwin’s hair:
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/addamsfamily/images/8/85/Lumpy_addams.jpg
Looks like Arians is trying to earn a Madden medal for no plays under 10 yards.
“Drop bombs on em” medal
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2330697/bugs-bunny-s-gremlin-o.gif
When Fitty completes his U. Of Phoenix “degree” does he change his intro from Pittsburgh?
Disgrace.
Dude seems plenty smart to finish a REAL fucking degree too. Just don;t get it.
Goddamnit. That was a TD.
Holy fuck. That was a walk in. Oof. This is gonna suck.
Need this one. Cunningham jersey, Edradour single malt, already hate Chip Kelly and crosseyes.
Please Demarco show the fuck up.
Hey all!
Eagles getting healthy. I didn’t think such a thing existed.
First 12-win season EVER.
SINCE 1920.
Wow.
WE NEED AN 18 GAME SEASON!
There’s a reason they were dumped in the desert and left to die.
Tannehill is “angry” and today’s loss was “unacceptable.” Tomorrow’s going to be a bad one for those practice squad guys.
I wouldn’t want to be on the opposing side during the post-practice Red Ass game.
Remember Chip, Carson Palmer is weak against the chop block.
So apparently Odell B. has already shifted into glory-boy bitchtastic douche mode?
Apropos of nothing:
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/grrcku/stand-up-dave-attell–the-ladies
Has Not Faith Hill started bleating yet?
ARby’s Steak Fajita Flatbreads featuring what can not possibly be called “steak”.
But it is mostly protein.
WE HAVE THE MEATS.*
*meat contains no less than 70% animal flesh
McDonalds readily advertises their burgers as 100% beef. If that’s the best thing you can say, you shouldn’t be proud of it.
The best part of Star Wars is how easy it made Christmas shopping this year
Holiday Special Blu-Rays for everyone!
POINT BREAK!
Hey, we remade Red Dawn so why not?
Did anyone not immediately write off the Point Break remake the second the line “Like me, they are extreme athletes” made the trailer?
I wrote it off the moment I saw what looked like the Alps and a bunch of Eurotrash.
Tony Dungy, all dressed up for Christmas
FLY EAGLES FLY!
(Vomits)
(Fantasy is a cruel mistress)
I wonder where his prerequisite Rocky tat is.
Well, at least he has some decent scenery for his prison roomie to concentrate on.
Question if the commentists allow, what does anyone who smokes weed pay for it? Just curious as when I have travelled in your lands the prices have fluctuated wildly.
The crap I usually get is $45/quarter.
It’s so bad that the guy I get it from and I call it “shitbage” because calling it “shit” or “garbage” would be an insult to shit and garbage.
$45/quarter for shit weed? Damn. Glad I quit to focus on drinking
I pay 100 a half, and it is really good. no human contact, pick it up in buddy’s bbq. Hopefully decriminalized here soon.
So I need the Eagles to torch the Cardinals DEF and shut down Micheal Floyd. I don’t like my chances.
hey guys
Good evening. I guess we have a happy Sill, with Starwars and Stillers and whatnot?
Haven’t seen Star Wars yet.
Stillers the typical mix of excellence and embarrassment.
So, meh.
AGAIN. Who the fuck is Rodney Harrison to bitch about anyone being dirty?
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