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Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!
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I’d have like to have seen Norman’s jaw broken by OBJ.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Rodney
Where’s the mute button…where’s the damn mute button on this thing?!?!?!
Oh joy Beckham discussions.
Palmer does not have rush attempts. He has sacks.
unforeseen kneel-downs
Nobody spikes it better.
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Carson Palmer has ZERO respect for the Eagles secondary.
Sounds like he could run for head of the NFLPA.
Do I hear that there may be a Step van sighting?
I got your lucky tank Cam…
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OK fuck chip after that
Chip Kelly going scorched earth on this thing.
He will salt the fucking earth when he is done.
There is legit rage on the face of DeMarco. He may never take another snap.
Chip needs to revoke his scholarship.
“He can pay for his own family studies degree!”
AND ARIZONA DID SHOUT, “I SAY THEE NAY, PHILADERPIA!!!”
But did you see how FAST Mathews went down short of the 1st down?!
DeMarco is pissed. Those eyebrows about flew off his head and into the back of Chip Kelly’s
Is it racist to not play the black guy for another, slightly lighter, black guy?
Shade-ism is alive and well in the NFL.
Paper bag test: the chip kelly story
DeMarco is 16/16 on 3rd/4th and 1.
Not unless he shows us his real birth certificate!
nope
Eagles gonna Eag.
Ice the 4th and 1. That’s just SMART FOOTBAW
Arizona icing the center.
Rare, but effective.
If you cant get a fucking yard, quit. That fucking simple. GO AWAY
This seems like when I should start spamming pics. Feeling lazy tonight. So like 50-50 it will happen
Is that really necessary?
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This holiday season seems unreasonably indifferent to human life. Car commercials with essentially kidnapping, the PTSD-belittling Navy Fed commercials, this shit about dead guys in the NFL commercials…. da fuq is going on?
This is why we need to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Almost forgot the religious pogrom-inciting major party presidential candidate.
Oh joy Costas is going to pontificate about Beckham.
The “Wrap It Up” box is on standby.
Show Hole really does suck.
Bunch of nothing on right now.
Bill Burr’s got a new cartoon on Netflix
I like that the football is family commercials are now about how great it is to see players dying. Since, you know, we’re kicking off a rash of players [prematurely] dying.
I can’t wait for the Summers Eve douche/Star Wars commercial tie in.
So either the Eagles are better than being credited or the Cards are extremely over rated..which is it
I don’t get the Eagle’s signalling in playcalls. How is it faster than just using the radio in the QB’s helmet?
What, reading a weird pictogram of a bird, the number 11, letter S, and a red 8 is harder than just saying shit in Bradford’s ear”
DeMarco Murray’s gonna be holding a placard with a Tofurkey on it by halftime.
So last night I took the Jets and the under. Jets win and the under was correct but the Jets didn’t cover the 3 1/2.
Today I took the Vikings and Carolina.
Vikings win and Carolina didn’t cover the 5.
Motherfucker.
Has anyone else noticed that the Vegas handicappers are pretty good?
Dear God, the Eagles are running a moderately fast tempo, the humanity.
I said it when it first happened – CJ2K and Ellington going out was the best thing that could have possibly happened to AZ. David Johnson is a fucking beast, even if a little fumbly.
More Bradford hits!
WE WANT CHRISTMAS NACHO!!
Mmm, Christmas nachos…
Yo people. How’s things?
I haven’t watched the Eagles at all this season but, yeah, it does seem like Chip Kelly’s offense works with any group of white players.
Celek not to be out-gritted
Didn’t know the drops was contagious.
Awesome to see David Johnson doing so well (Former Northern Iowa Panther).
You/him/both?
Him. I always like seeing former Iowan collegiates do well in the pros.
I have a tremendous amount of issues with military commercials that play cutesy with traumatic situations.
It’s okay because it’s Navy Federal.
Same reason they can get away with making fun of gay sex.
Don’t we make fun of gay secks?
I like how Navy Federal makes fun of people recalling traumatic war experiences.
It is kind of dickish don’t you think?
Woo Cardinals touchdown.
/Goes back to Ice Giants score
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
I can’t trust a game with only three quarters.
That play pretty much sums up what one could expect from the NFC East champs.
The fuck was that.
There’s the Eagles I know and loathe.
Rage.
Welcome to last njght’s Jets game!
More David Johnsondown!
How is it possible a John Brown and Riley Cooper can be on the same field at the same time and not spark another Civil War?
R.E. Lee Cooper
I’m wrapping xmas presents with my wife – is it worse than having to watch this game?
Bourble reparations!
Suddenly, out of the haze, pops up a memory from last night. Can you provide contest for my use of the word “bourble”?
You were drunkenly trying to communicate that you were in trouble.
You used the word “bourble” instead of “trouble.”
We figured that you were just contracting “bourbon” and “trouble.”
Bourble!
In the rash of rantings and misspellings in the Saturday TNF game thread, you let us know you were in “bourbon trouble” shortened to “bourble” with the wife. It was pretty epic.
Thanks for clearing that up – I did not get sexy time last night, oddly enough.
You were trying to say bourbon and hiccuped
Do a shitty job, never will be asked again.
Not true!
WE HAVE A GIF…WE HAVE A GIF!!!!!!
What do these fuckers think this is, Saturday TNF??
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