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Ari @ Phi: The Iggles are fighting for that “we’re just barely better than you” title that is the NFC East championship. Arizona? They’ve got the top down, the music is pumping and all of QB Carson’s balls are in the air like he just don’t care. Go Cards!
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This is the worst Cardinals team in franchise history.
Bad night for Brown to catch the dropsies.
I appreciate secret-Eagles John Brown throwing this game
The DFO insanity league should crush WRs for drops.
Did the Cardinals WRs lather their hands in butter?
Speaking of Quicksilver, how is it that he is the only Marvel character that can exist in both cinematic continuities?
Quicksilver can be in Marvel if they don’t admit Magneto is his dad. It is murky and awful for many characters. I am not even a big comic fan, just know a bunch of them and read stuff online.
Deep shot into double coverage, what could possibly go wrong?
Crawford just made a wicked save. Oh is this not a hockey blog, sorry
Its a secret hockey blog I think. There are dozens of hockey fans on here. DOZENS!
Central Division> EVERY DIVISION
5th place beats second place in the Pacific. Have to agree
Marc Crawford is now a player coach?
Maybe Carrente should just not be a referee any more. Just saying.
Hey, the timer measuring the time between Eagles plays is a completely useful graphic, not annoying in any way. NO-sir-ee-bob.
But Chip Kelly is still so INNOVATIVE. We need more of that.
NEX-GEN-FART-NOIZ!!1!
What’s with all the bad Sound of Silence covers?
No more Sears here, although while in Australia I found a K-Mart. Didnt think those still existed.
There was one in Chicago until just a year or so ago.
That company is a dumpster fire comparable to any derpy NFL team.
There are two K-Marts near where I live, though one turned into a Sears Essential for a couple of years, then back to a K-Mart.
“Sears” and “essential” should never be used in the same sentence.
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Oh, Sears. You should have stuck with the “ship my pants” campaign.
Recently bought a microwave from Sears (was on sale). Took nearly an hour…never again.
Holy shit. A Sears shopper.
Not my proudest achievement.
I’ll bet you a wild card spot that Zack Ertz’s real first name is Richard.
Fuck off, NBC.
Screamed at the tv, mrs, dog didnt flinch.
ithErtzdown!
Former and future Cowboy DeMarco Murray.
SCROTUMDOWN
Fucking season is over. Goddamn Cardinals….
WHAT AN ATTEMPT AT A TACKLE
ERTZDOWN!
Cheer up, Murray!
There are some serious impacts taking place in this game.
EAGLES DID A GOOD
I don’t know what’s more confusing: the Eagles staying close in this game or the reason being the defense?
Why do they tease us Grat? Fuck. Gotta say tho, I now know how those guys felt when their sub 500 team to make the playoffs. I want it this way then beat the Shithawks.
By 50% more meat, does Subway mean a larger quantity of product or just that more of it is actually “meat”?
You can’t increase 0 to 50%
50% more*
Figuring out which is half the fun!
There’s more of it since they let it grow up a few more years to avoid any more legal troubles.
I have been watching Sherlock on my computer and half watching the night game (to be fair that normally gives you a good impression of the game [both games this afternoon were exceptions]) it looks boring as hell. Am I wrong?
This game has a lot in common with some old jeans I found in my closet. Can’t get in to either one.
Now I want some gingerbread:
I expected this game to be more… explosive.
Jeff Lurie seems like a good owner.
[Ducks]
Strangely enough, even WIP folk like him.
That explains it, Pey-Pey had a short-out!
Talking with you folk, drinking whisky, swearing at the tv, all while the mrs looks at wedding magazines. This is bliss. I should remember this moment.
What kind of whiskey.
Edradour. Smallest distillery in Scotland. Near Pitlochrie.
You think you’re swearing at your t.v. now wait till you watch your wedding video in a couple of years…
This is my life right now. You put it so eloquently.
What is it with NBC and 90’s bump music?
This could be going much worse for the Eagles.
If nothing else, I know there’s a solid chance of Palmer getting murdered against the Eagles front
Or on Market Street later.
The TAEKS of OBJ’s “clowinsh” and “thuggish” behavior have started.
If he was white he was intense and just had his head in the game.
Since when did Craig Robinson be considered funny?
Also, whoever said 11/22/63 was gonna go quick is correct. This game is all that pulled me away from it (and, as the play is going, I may be back at it by the second half).
Arians wearing sunglasses. Is that going to influence the go-to-commercial music?
The green-on-black the Eagles are rocking is quite ugly. They should have gone with their old school green for the trim.
Could have gone with the mid nineties, so we can feel the sorrow right now.
Wide open Fitty and I am dismayed.
Dear Ice Giants, please stop playing like quarters 1-3 Real giants.
Signed,
Sharkbait
I’m not completely sure why the defense has magically gone to shit. It shouldn’t have just been Step and Girardi going down.
Road trip in the Central never helps anyone
Bradford isn’t “cross-eyed (no one is),” he has a pseudostrabismus secondary to a ptosis of the right eyelid.
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Look at the big brain on Sill.
I like to think Sill has long greasy hair.
Bald. I look like a fat Stone Cold.
SILL IS TONY BRUNO
Now I’m just going to imagine you riling up a crowd with stunners and turnbuckle beer chugging.
If he was actually strabismic he probably wouldn’t be an NFL QB because he’d have no depth perception.
Sadly, that doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue as well.
Damn Cardinals. Leave some players for the fans to crucify once this game is over.
God, I cant fucking believe I am relieved for Sam Bradford coming back in.
Static: Can’t believe Bradford is playing savior.
GL: Everything’s relative.
/Nobody’s gonna get this reference.
…Did Sam Bradford REALLY deserve that ovation?
I should probably watch that Chicago Fire show since they’ve shot scenes just a couple blocks from my apartment.
I hope there is a scene where they are talking on the sidewalk and the inanimate carbon rod popping in the background.
Were that to hypothetically happen, I’d probably be making a hypothetical run to the hypothetical liquor store carrying a hypothetically large amount of alcohol.
Ok since I just saw it on a Verizon commercial, I don’t feel it is a spoiler. What is with Chewy’s crossbow? It doesn’t like have to be loaded with an arrow so it’s a gun.
but less practical because it’s got the cross bow part which makes it big and bulky and hard to carry and hard to conceal. Basically the lens flare of weapons.
It’s a bowcaster. It’s a blaster based on a traditional wookie projectile weapon.
I’ve seen grocery baggers with a better bod than Bradford.
Other teams: Fake an injury to kill their momentum.
Arizona: Kill Bradford.
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