A cynic (myself) might say that this game doesn’t look very good but we’re in “PLAYOFF MODE” now. LOSER GOES HOME…JUST LIKE THE WINNER! Okay, I’m sure you know what I mean because we all type English here. We’ve endured some weird crap over the course of the season and now it’s win or you’re gone time.
KC @ HOU: Does anyone remember the 1-5 Chiefs? They were without not only hope but also J.C. and were looking at the likes of Spencer “Who?” Ware and Charcandrick “Huh?” West to right the ship running game-wise. And umm, WOW! they did it. That actually happened. The even more surprising occurrence was the transformation of QB Smith from a “Spaghetti-Armed Game Manager” into a “Spaghetti-Armed Slight Difference-Maker”! Wonders will simply not cease to exist no matter how much I want them to… This has to be HC Reid’s best coaching job, don’t you think? Speaking of thinking, methinks the only way for the Texans to get out of this with a win is for their two most dominant players to go nuts, right? If DE Watt collapses his side of the line on an on-going basis and WR Hopkins catches 12+ balls things have a chance of going Houston’s way. If either becomes a non-factor the odds of a W drop to very close to nil. DE Clowney was held out of practice, was in on Thursday and was out again on Friday. He and his willingness to play hard on every down are listed as questionable.
and they say QB play is down across the NFL smgdh
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my idea of posting lily pics looking like it will be the only entertainment this afternoon
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At this rate the receivers will be the leading tacklers on both teams
This game. SMGFDH
Great, the OTHER raging asshole on the Who’s gets the Smithception.
ALL THE HERPITY DERPITYS
ALL THE INTERCEPTIONS
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! TINYHANDSCEPTION!!!!
New Orleans at Seattle, this is not.
I thought backbreaking interceptions were a Cowboys thing.
Can it be backbreaking in the first quarter?
The Who?’s would have a better chance with Joseph Smith at QB.
Pats assistants + Browns QB = how da fuq did they get to playing in January
Hoyerception.
Can’t even get excited about it.
Hoyerception
HOYERCEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!
HOYERCOUNTRY
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INTERCEPTION!!
God damn, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen the Zero Wing opening.
I thought Martyball was a Chiefs thing.
ima just post randomly Lily pics today, how bout it
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I endorse this plan.
Uhhh…OK.
Can I help?
YAY LOVE
I bet Vince Wilfork’s head weighs more than most American children
Ah, the Derp Bowl…
I mean…I guess all the commercials give me ample time to put away the leftover Chinese food and refill my drink? I’m gonna have to drink faster if I’m gonna be refilling my drink every commercial though.
A Yard Away: The Alex Smith Story.
Thursday at 8PM on Lifetime.
I immediately picture a story about a young, tiny-handed football player being savagely beaten as all his neighbors ignore it, giving each other embarrassed looks at all the neighborhood cookouts.
Alex Smith OVERTHREW someone? Well, I’ll be…
Alex…Smith…long…pass…?!?!?!
Alex Smith overthrew a deep ball.
…
ALEX SMITH OVERTHREW A DEEP BALL.
😮
Gotta make that throw
Damn, that woulda been neato
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS DOWN JJ YOU HAD NOTHING TI DO WITH THAT SACK
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Who is this JJ Watt they keep talking about?
Is my TV distorting? It looks like Kool-Aid man lost weight.
It’s a little early in the playoffs for the “tackled after a gain” unnecessary defensive celebration.
Alex Smith: The Checkdownening
It’s a shame most of you hate baseball, because if you hate the St. Louis Cardinals, today is a banner day for schadenfreude.
What happened?
Their employee who hacked the Astros’ system pleaded guilty. Plus, it turns out he took a lot of information and wasn’t just poking around for “stolen” info. The BFIB are in total denial that this is even a scandal even though federal law was broken. Their slow unraveling is amazing.
JOY
So, Nittany-like denial but with fewer raped boys that we know of.
This is more apt than I would have thought it would be.
What happened? I’m too lazy to look it up.
DONNNN’TTT CAAAARRE
Care to elaborate?
You do not need to be a fan of the based-ball to loathe the Cardinals.
The Cardinal Way … To steal opponents data
So are they the C*rdinals now?
They’re all the haughtiness and evilness of the Patriots but with Midwestern faux-humility.
Did the Mets get Larry Walker for a bucket of bolts?
First commercial break… I miss RedZone already.
Cyril from Archer makes such a good cardboard box
I just took a shower before I go bartend and cam out and asked Mrs. Cola what happened. “Well the Texans clearly didn’t tackle anybody.” The rolled her eyes.
/this is why I proposed
That’s a keeper right there.
UNIFORM VIOLATION ALEX SMITH IS WEARING PINK ACCENT CLEATS AND IT IS NOT OCTOBER!!
Good thing none of this is real, amirite?
Everyone who bet on the Chiefs is probably feeling pretty damn good right now.
I know he never won the Super Bowl, but do Eagles fans miss Andy Reid?
There is a small rekindling or revision of his history.
I do. He was the best of what we had.
Ray Rhodes
Buddy Ryan
aaaannnddd Richie Kotite
I genuinely know Rich Kotite only as a football coach punchline.
Those special teams weren’t very special.
Hoyer pick-6 would be so delicious right now.
Texans Special Teams proving the contention that they don’t exist
How the fuck ya doin’ boys? It’s been a long time since I’ve rivebrogged, good to be back.
Ah, the curse of mentioning your coach was a Pats assistant right before the kickoff…